Best pick up line.....

Minnesota_Nice
Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
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I live in MN and it was a cold night and a guy approached me in a bar and asked ,"can I use your thighs as ear muffs?"

We turned out to be great friends!
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  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    Ha! - Can I check your shirt label - I want to see if it says Made in Heaven
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
    Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    I like your shirt - I would like it better on my floor
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."
  • zela
    zela Posts: 92 Member
    jesil mala ljubila do sada jesi jesi al bosanca nisi ;P
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your hotness threshold approaches that limit.
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wanna meet the guy that would say no -- I may be waiting a long while
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wanna meet the guy that would say no -- I may be waiting a long while

    I'd say no and probably call her a dirty name. Lol
  • stephanieb72
    stephanieb72 Posts: 390 Member
    Guy walked up to me and a friend and asked if we wanted to get laid. Then he put a lei around our necks. It made us go from being offended to laughing pretty hard.
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    You weren't supposed to tell anyone how we met!
  • Sarah_Wins
    Sarah_Wins Posts: 936 Member
    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wish you would stop telling that story! How we met is OUR business :angry:
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    I never said WHICH girl. dang.
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wish you would stop telling that story! How we met is OUR business :angry:

    Dude, he's so in trouble..... I'm going to kick some *kitten* pretty damn quick.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Jesus came to me in a vision and said I need to procreate immediately so he can be reborn in the flesh. If you say no, you're killing Jesus.
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
    I live in MN and it was a cold night and a guy approached me in a bar and asked ,"can I use your thighs as ear muffs?"

    We turned out to be great friends!

    LOL I think that's awesome! I admire the creativity.

    I once had a guy tell me "If I was in cahrge of the alphabet, I would put U & I together." Kinda lame. I think I saw that guy puke on himself later that night.
  • trackstack
    trackstack Posts: 174 Member
    She used- that shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

    It worked.
  • BTheGreatest
    BTheGreatest Posts: 145
    I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.... It didn't work for a date, but sure worked on getting me to shoot beer out my nose lol!!
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    "Would you like to have sex, while neither of us are doing anything better?"

    I've actually seen that one work before...more than once.
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    She used- that shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

    It worked.

    That's slick...would have worked on me too...
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    "is that a miror in your pants? cause i can see myself in them"
  • diligentjosh
    diligentjosh Posts: 274
    I got a bro that lives in Rochester, and I am movin there after New Years from Sacramento. Yall actually are alive on here.

    BTW, who the f thinks gay marriage will pass up there? Minnesota is kinda exremely conservative, arent they?

    Oh, as far as the pickup line:

    "how YOU doin'?"

    I guess there's a reason I don't get laid...
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    Unfortunately, I don't have any that have been used on me...still hoping, though!! Lol
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    Unfortunately, I don't have any that have been used on me...still hoping, though!! Lol

    @Sherry....

    "Are you in love yet...or should I walk by again?"
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    " I dont work at Subway, but I still have a footlong for you to eat. "
  • Jongfaith
    Jongfaith Posts: 195
    One time a guy who ended up a really good friend asked the old " Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?" on me. I laughed until I could help but go hang out with him sometime.
  • GuybrushThreepw00d
    GuybrushThreepw00d Posts: 784 Member
    Not sure if this one works outside of the uk.

    Sex with me is like Catchphrase, it's good but it's not right.
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
    Showing a hanky you ask.........."Does this smell like chloroform?":laugh:
  • Peezy4President
    Peezy4President Posts: 292 Member
    GET IN THE VAN >:(
  • Peezy4President
    Peezy4President Posts: 292 Member
    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wanna meet the guy that would say no -- I may be waiting a long while

    I WOULD SAY NO, IF SHE WAS HIDEOUS OR LOOKED DIRTY..
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wanna meet the guy that would say no -- I may be waiting a long while
    i didn't say no but i didn't say yes once.
    And i was single and no relationship. yeap, i'm a loser....

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