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Minnesota_Nice
Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
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I live in MN and it was a cold night and a guy approached me in a bar and asked ,"can I use your thighs as ear muffs?"

We turned out to be great friends!
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  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
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    Ha! - Can I check your shirt label - I want to see if it says Made in Heaven
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
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    Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
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    I like your shirt - I would like it better on my floor
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
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    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."
  • zela
    zela Posts: 92 Member
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    jesil mala ljubila do sada jesi jesi al bosanca nisi ;P
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your hotness threshold approaches that limit.
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
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    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wanna meet the guy that would say no -- I may be waiting a long while
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wanna meet the guy that would say no -- I may be waiting a long while

    I'd say no and probably call her a dirty name. Lol
  • stephanieb72
    stephanieb72 Posts: 390 Member
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    Guy walked up to me and a friend and asked if we wanted to get laid. Then he put a lei around our necks. It made us go from being offended to laughing pretty hard.
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
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    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    You weren't supposed to tell anyone how we met!
  • Sarah_Wins
    Sarah_Wins Posts: 936 Member
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    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wish you would stop telling that story! How we met is OUR business :angry:
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
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    I never said WHICH girl. dang.
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
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    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wish you would stop telling that story! How we met is OUR business :angry:

    Dude, he's so in trouble..... I'm going to kick some *kitten* pretty damn quick.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    Jesus came to me in a vision and said I need to procreate immediately so he can be reborn in the flesh. If you say no, you're killing Jesus.
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
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    I live in MN and it was a cold night and a guy approached me in a bar and asked ,"can I use your thighs as ear muffs?"

    We turned out to be great friends!

    LOL I think that's awesome! I admire the creativity.

    I once had a guy tell me "If I was in cahrge of the alphabet, I would put U & I together." Kinda lame. I think I saw that guy puke on himself later that night.
  • trackstack
    trackstack Posts: 174 Member
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    She used- that shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

    It worked.
  • BTheGreatest
    BTheGreatest Posts: 145
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    I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.... It didn't work for a date, but sure worked on getting me to shoot beer out my nose lol!!
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
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    "Would you like to have sex, while neither of us are doing anything better?"

    I've actually seen that one work before...more than once.
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
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    She used- that shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

    It worked.

    That's slick...would have worked on me too...
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    "is that a miror in your pants? cause i can see myself in them"

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