Best pick up line.....

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  • diligentjosh
    diligentjosh Posts: 274
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    I got a bro that lives in Rochester, and I am movin there after New Years from Sacramento. Yall actually are alive on here.

    BTW, who the f thinks gay marriage will pass up there? Minnesota is kinda exremely conservative, arent they?

    Oh, as far as the pickup line:

    "how YOU doin'?"

    I guess there's a reason I don't get laid...
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
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    Unfortunately, I don't have any that have been used on me...still hoping, though!! Lol
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
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    Unfortunately, I don't have any that have been used on me...still hoping, though!! Lol

    @Sherry....

    "Are you in love yet...or should I walk by again?"
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
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    " I dont work at Subway, but I still have a footlong for you to eat. "
  • Jongfaith
    Jongfaith Posts: 195
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    One time a guy who ended up a really good friend asked the old " Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?" on me. I laughed until I could help but go hang out with him sometime.
  • GuybrushThreepw00d
    GuybrushThreepw00d Posts: 784 Member
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    Not sure if this one works outside of the uk.

    Sex with me is like Catchphrase, it's good but it's not right.
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
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    Showing a hanky you ask.........."Does this smell like chloroform?":laugh:
  • Peezy4President
    Peezy4President Posts: 292 Member
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    GET IN THE VAN >:(
  • Peezy4President
    Peezy4President Posts: 292 Member
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    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wanna meet the guy that would say no -- I may be waiting a long while

    I WOULD SAY NO, IF SHE WAS HIDEOUS OR LOOKED DIRTY..
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wanna meet the guy that would say no -- I may be waiting a long while
    i didn't say no but i didn't say yes once.
    And i was single and no relationship. yeap, i'm a loser....
  • diligentjosh
    diligentjosh Posts: 274
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    Girl walked up to me one time and said "hey you wanna have sex?" I was like "yes."

    I wanna meet the guy that would say no -- I may be waiting a long while

    I WOULD SAY NO, IF SHE WAS HIDEOUS OR LOOKED DIRTY..

    My standards are low at this point. I would just ask that she showered that day and is disease free lol!
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
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    Unfortunately, I don't have any that have been used on me...still hoping, though!! Lol

    @Sherry....

    "Are you in love yet...or should I walk by again?"

    Thanks, E...I appreciate that!! Lol :-)
  • ktillotson14
    ktillotson14 Posts: 331
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    GET IN THE VAN >:(

    Worked on me!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    man to woman:

    "I'm a billionaire."

    /thread

    ;)
  • MichaelYoung1976
    MichaelYoung1976 Posts: 307
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    Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But you're so fine, will you have my baby?
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
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    Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But you're so fine, will you have my baby?

    lol I love it!!
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
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    "Nice shoes. Want to F?"
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
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    My friend is Swedish and he JUST said to me, "hey *****. Wanna a swed in ya?"
  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474
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    just say this on saturday night live skit...

    "someone dail 311, because i saw something, and i need to say something"
  • Peezy4President
    Peezy4President Posts: 292 Member
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    GET IN THE VAN >:(

    Worked on me!

    lol

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