Foods that contain no calories!

Scottish_charlene_84
Scottish_charlene_84 Posts: 986 Member
in Food and Nutrition
- frozen food;
- food you eat standing up;
- food licked off knives;
- late night snacks.

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  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    Broken cookies...
  • Rhia55
    Rhia55 Posts: 247
    Air?
  • a_mandolin_
    a_mandolin_ Posts: 336 Member
    The batter that is left in the bowl/spatula

    Other peoples food (but only if it is directly off their plate)

    Samples
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    Food you get free with a coupon
  • californiagirl2012
    californiagirl2012 Posts: 2,625 Member
    - frozen food;
    - food you eat standing up;
    - food licked off knives;
    - late night snacks.

    :happy: :tongue:

    LOL YUP!

    People play mental accounting games with calories just like with finances. Make steps to make sure you are making accurate measurements. Packaged foods can have MORE than they say but not less (they get in trouble if less so they would rather error with MORE).

    But there are SOME: sugar free jello is almost no calories, and "miracle noodles" are zero calories. But the texture of miracle noodles is more than I can bare. I rinse them really good because the water they are stored in smells awful (the directions says to rinse them anyway), and I blend them in the blender with a cup of water and add them to sugar free jello. I only eat this on occasion and it's a good filler before a meal. It's fiber so if you are not used to fiber beware and don't over do this. LOL
    You can also add some of this blended mixture (the water and blended noodles) to soups to make them more filling.
  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Any food eaten on your birthday!
  • SinomenJen
    SinomenJen Posts: 262 Member
    Food eaten off husbands plate!
  • moraldd
    moraldd Posts: 99
    aw man...got all excited when I saw the topic and said BINGO! the answer to all my problems. I quickly clicked and found it was just a cruel joke :sad: Why you have ta been so mean :frown:
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
    French fries you snag from someone's plate. IF the person is a stranger , has negative calories
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Food you eat off other people's bodies.
  • Skinny_Beans
    Skinny_Beans Posts: 405 Member
    Bites off of friend's plates

    Samples

    Food you eat specifically to help a hangover

    :p
  • DianaJaneD
    DianaJaneD Posts: 157 Member
    1/4 of a serving or less.......ummmm, maybe not.
  • BARBnKS
    BARBnKS Posts: 84 Member
    Mt. Olive bread and butter spears no sugar added...I like them!.
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    If you eat it w/your fingers and break it apart the calories all fall out.
  • mgoetsch1982
    mgoetsch1982 Posts: 339 Member
    The batter that is left in the bowl/spatula

    LOVE eating the batter from the bowl/spatula!!! I also test the cookie dough to make sure it tastes good and is alright for consumption! I'm doing a public service :)
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    Anything you eat while standing on your head, gravity pulls the calories right out.
  • lizblizz2012
    lizblizz2012 Posts: 196 Member
    Did you know breaking the cookie actually causes calorie leakage? :happy:
  • a_mandolin_
    a_mandolin_ Posts: 336 Member
    Anything you eat while standing on your head, gravity pulls the calories right out.

    When I was small I would have off chair upside down because I thought that was the only way to get food to your brain.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    If you have your eyes closed when you eat it.
  • pspetralia
    pspetralia Posts: 963 Member
    aw man...got all excited when I saw the topic and said BINGO! the answer to all my problems. I quickly clicked and found it was just a cruel joke :sad: Why you have ta been so mean :frown:

    Bwahahaa! This actually made me laugh out loud!
  • virichi08
    virichi08 Posts: 465 Member
    Broken cookies...

    Everyone knows that right!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol
  • Scottish_charlene_84
    Scottish_charlene_84 Posts: 986 Member
    aw man...got all excited when I saw the topic and said BINGO! the answer to all my problems. I quickly clicked and found it was just a cruel joke :sad: Why you have ta been so mean :frown:

    Sorry to dissapoint :-p
  • NyimaR
    NyimaR Posts: 108 Member
    ring doughnuts - all the calories fall out of the hole!
  • moraldd
    moraldd Posts: 99
    aw man...got all excited when I saw the topic and said BINGO! the answer to all my problems. I quickly clicked and found it was just a cruel joke :sad: Why you have ta been so mean :frown:

    Sorry to dissapoint :-p

    Don't mind me, been acting crazy lately...going through withdrawal
  • fit921
    fit921 Posts: 92 Member
    everything you eat while PMS-ing
  • baptiste565
    baptiste565 Posts: 590 Member
    extra food put in ur bag by accident at burger king. free food is calorie free. right?
  • KennedySKennedy
    KennedySKennedy Posts: 3
    Food no one sees you eat!!
  • 77tes
    77tes Posts: 8,497 Member
    Food that is included free with you meal. Like bread the waiter just brings without you ordering it or crackers with soup. I mean they wouldn't give away REAL food, so these items have no calories -- It's only logical!
  • StrongM0mma
    StrongM0mma Posts: 4
    The last few bites of pasta that your toddler wouldn't eat.
  • x_JT_x
    x_JT_x Posts: 364
    Any 'quality control' tasting done during cooking.

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