Foods that contain no calories!

BrawlerBella

Food samples at Costco. Darn I just got home from there. :blushing:

icimani

- anything you eat and then have a diet soda along with it.

- anything you eat from someone else's plate

keirajl

Food you eat while your cooking dinner...

musenchild

Single spoonfuls of ice cream taken straight from the carton

tyraskanks_

hahaha!


umm... if you eat a giant cupcake and then scarf down a cucumber. it cancels out, right?!

LemonSnap

Any food sliced thinly enough that the slice doesn't register on the kitchen scale.

You can eat as much as you like. 10 x 0 still equals 0.

I remember my maths.

chubbygirl253

I think that raw celery is so low in cals and is hard enough to eat that all that chewing makes it a negative calorie food. I think the same goes for chewing sugar free gum. If you don't actually eat the gum and you chew it for a while I think you're burning more calories than ingesting. But I would rather eat the broken cookies.

chubbygirl253

hahaha!


umm... if you eat a giant cupcake and then scarf down a cucumber. it cancels out, right?!

I think that's fair as log as I can log carrot cake as a carrot. And a carrot cake cupcake would prolly be equal to a baby carrot. Sounds about right.

LordBear

dill pickles

karmahunger

Food used for sexy times (don't go too crazy, I'm talking whipped cream and chocolate!)

gmallan

Food eaten while drunk

manda1978

White chocolate - all the calories are in the brown part
Anything eaten with a glass of water of diet coke
Broken biscuits/cookies, the calories fall out
Food eaten off someone elses plate - the calories belong to them and are non-transferrable
Anything eaten for medical purposes, like prunes, bran, chocolate or wine

Molly_Maguire

Anything on your birthday! ...Or your husband's birthday...or your sibling's...or kid's...

tyraskanks_

Reese's have no calories due to the fact that there is peanut butter in them and peanut butter is a protein. If you can't be two places at once, you can't be two things at once!

NaturallyOlivia

The batter that is left in the bowl/spatula

Yes lawd!

misskittyfantastico1991

Unicorn Steaks - they only contain rainbows

musenchild

Any food sliced thinly enough that the slice doesn't register on the kitchen scale.

You can eat as much as you like. 10 x 0 still equals 0.

I remember my maths.

This. So much

lovinmyselfagain

Any food sliced thinly enough that the slice doesn't register on the kitchen scale.

You can eat as much as you like. 10 x 0 still equals 0.

I remember my maths.

This...and food eaten while laying in bed.

JohnMessmer

Not to kill the fun but for those who were actually interested:

Foods that when consumed actually use so much energy being digested that they cause your body to burn enough calories to offset the calories that they contain include:

Asparagus, apple, beet, blueberries, broccoli, cranberry, cantaloupe, carrot, celery, chicory, cauliflower, cucumber, dandelion, endive, garden cress, garlic, grapefruit, green bean, honeydew, hot chili peppers, lemon, lime, lettuce, mango, onion, orange, papaya, peach, pineapple, radish, raspberries, spinach, strawberries, tomato, tangerine, turnip, watermelon, and zucchini.

An average tomato will contain approximately 26 calories but it will take you 60 calories to digest it amounting in a 34 calorie loss each time you dine on it.

A stick of celery contains only 6 calories but it will take you 50 to digest it giving you a loss of 46 calories.

Keep in mind that these foods will make you feel hungrier because your body has to work harder to digest them.

T1mH

Foods that when consumed actually use so much energy being digested that they cause your body to burn enough calories to offset the calories that they contain include:

This is a myth, google it.

Hellbent_Heidi

How about those free items earned on the Panera Bread rewards card? Those don't count, right? :devil:

Jenky85

Definitely hangover food...your body NEEDS it and chocolate when it's your time of the month. Ha ha

redredy9

food at work meetings, work baby showers ect.
candy from other people's desks
food eaten at a party
gatorade and gels consumed during races and/or long runs

fat2fit4good

IHOP food between 2 and 4 AM on Saturday mornings... it's magic!!

If it follows a karaoke session, it actually has NEGATIVE calories!

JohnMessmer

Foods that when consumed actually use so much energy being digested that they cause your body to burn enough calories to offset the calories that they contain include:

This is a myth, google it.

Googled, for every site, nutritionalist or "dr." that claims it is a myth, there are equal numbers that claim it is fact. I say if the argument is so debated as to if these foods net "0" or negative calories, then regardless of who is correct, they are great items to eat when trying to curb your caloric intake.

jynxxxed

The few random half pieces of cheese cubes left in the bag after you count/measure out a normal portion.

molly_grue

The food your kids leave on their plates.