I just got rated a 10 on here...

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  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    You are lucky you didn't post this on a weekday...you would have been slaughtered by now.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    Do you know how to make a good sammwich?


    Good food and great sex is all us men want!!!

    I believe my dad's advice when I was a teen was this:
    A man wants a woman who knows how to clean, how to cook, and how to f**k...
    Yeah, I had a magical childhhod!

    Wise man. He was just trying to set you up for success ;)
  • b1delane
    b1delane Posts: 261 Member
    Yea girl shave that ****! LOL...honestly it's not cute being hairy all over!...Men nowadays( not the ones with fetishes) like a woman to be shaved. It makes you seem unkempt when your bushy all over. Plus bodies hold onto more smells when you are hairy. Don't act surprised you know what I am talking about. No offense just speaking some real ****!
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
    1. keep his sack empty 2. his stomach full 3. let him watch the game before you trip about ANYTHING ......you will be HAPPILY married in 9 months

    lol..i have a feeling she's gonna ask about #1 not knowing what that means.

    i did mention that i'm a virgin and never been kissed either?

    sooooo what does the first thing mean? like a good lil girl i'd be happy to grab his briefcase as he walks through the door, get the dog to bring his slippers as the gate closes on the white picket fence and then offer him a drink while the meal gets ready on the stove.

    or tell him to F*** off and marry his mother if that's all he wants. all the while smiling sweetly.

    i dont want a whipped man. and i sure as well wont be a whipped woman.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    You are lucky you didn't post this on a weekday...you would have been slaughtered by now.

    True story.
  • b1delane
    b1delane Posts: 261 Member
    1. keep his sack empty 2. his stomach full 3. let him watch the game before you trip about ANYTHING ......you will be HAPPILY married in 9 months

    lol..i have a feeling she's gonna ask about #1 not knowing what that means.

    i did mention that i'm a virgin and never been kissed either?

    sooooo what does the first thing mean? like a good lil girl i'd be happy to grab his briefcase as he walks through the door, get the dog to bring his slippers as the gate closes on the white picket fence and then offer him a drink while the meal gets ready on the stove.

    or tell him to F*** off and marry his mother if that's all he wants. all the while smiling sweetly.

    i dont want a whipped man. and i sure as well wont be a whipped woman.

    SEX hunny lots and lots of SEX!
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
    Yea girl shave that ****! LOL...honestly it's not cute being hairy all over!...Men nowadays( not the ones with fetishes) like a woman to be shaved. It makes you seem unkempt when your bushy all over. Plus bodies hold onto more smells when you are hairy. Don't act surprised you know what I am talking about. No offense just speaking some real ****!

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    i def shave. and dont pick my nose. but thanks anyway! i was hoping there'd be someone to say they like that!
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
    You are lucky you didn't post this on a weekday...you would have been slaughtered by now.

    True story.

    I'm quite disappointed too.
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    everyone gets a 10 on MFP...

    I never got a 10. :sad:
  • baptiste565
    baptiste565 Posts: 590 Member
    nothing wrong with being the cat lady. every neighborhood needs one
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    1. keep his sack empty 2. his stomach full 3. let him watch the game before you trip about ANYTHING ......you will be HAPPILY married in 9 months

    and remember to always speak in caveman grunts to him

    (oh, but i do believe in #1)......lol
  • Embooya
    Embooya Posts: 222 Member
    I remember when I used to give a **** about people on a social website's opinions.
  • bankmd
    bankmd Posts: 20
    People are rated on here? I pretty much just log my food and exercise.

    Body hair on a woman is a bit unconventional. I like to think the right guy would be deeper than that, but I know I have things that seem shallow but are preferences. Like major gym rats with lots of muscles kind of scare me, and conversely, I am not attracted to beer bellies. It is just not for me romantically . . . which is not to say I dislike these folks as friends or spend time criticizing people that don't fit my subconscious ideal.
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
    1. keep his sack empty 2. his stomach full 3. let him watch the game before you trip about ANYTHING ......you will be HAPPILY married in 9 months

    and remember to always speak in caveman grunts to him

    (oh, but i do believe in #1)......lol

    lol! I'm outta here :)

    thanks for all the feedback MFP's!

    xx

    P.S i forgot to mention that i dont shave my legs because i have a p*nis. Could that be a problem at all??
  • WhatAgirl_
    WhatAgirl_ Posts: 151 Member
    Congratulations?
    LMAO what he said
  • vice350z
    vice350z Posts: 1,066 Member
    1. keep his sack empty 2. his stomach full 3. let him watch the game before you trip about ANYTHING ......you will be HAPPILY married in 9 months

    and remember to always speak in caveman grunts to him

    (oh, but i do believe in #1)......lol

    lol! I'm outta here :)

    thanks for all the feedback MFP's!

    xx

    P.S i forgot to mention that i dont shave my legs because i have a p*nis. Could that be a problem at all??

    we've been trolololol'd
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
    au natural is a deal breaker :/

    you;d be surprised.

    there are websites dedicated to men with such fetishes. dont go looking for me on them. i'm not there

    which is probably a very small percentage of men. I would think MOST guys don't want a girl with hairy legs, hairy armpits and hairy vajeen.

    Vageen. :happy: :laugh:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    1. keep his sack empty 2. his stomach full 3. let him watch the game before you trip about ANYTHING ......you will be HAPPILY married in 9 months

    lol..i have a feeling she's gonna ask about #1 not knowing what that means.

    pretty self explainatory isn't it?
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    I was rated a 6.5 and have a husband.
    Maybe you should work on being a 6 or a 7..
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member

    ... but i still sometimes look at friends who are barely out of one relationship and into the other and wonder HOW!!

    Often those who act like this cannot stand to be alone. For a variety of possible reasons, of course.

    As to HOW, well, low standards.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    LOL, should have read to the end before posting.
  • LadyIvysMom
    LadyIvysMom Posts: 391 Member
    I’m sure if you really wanted just “a boyfriend” you could get one.

    My guess is that, like me, you have standards and are picky and not willing to settle for just “a boyfriend”. There is no reason to be sad about that. That just means you have less drama in your life.

    I didn’t even start dating my husband until I was like 32.
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