I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

slacker80

I'll take one human head please!

ModoVincere

60 lbs?
*hangs head in shame and walks out*

pmcovert415

So I finally get around to looking up the equivalent of what I've lost and after today I've lost an elephant's penis and a rack of baby back ribs. What have you lost?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an car tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of rubbish you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

LOL...that's funny! I have lost an Irish Setter & a Guinea Pig !!

pmcovert415

I've lost a small horse and an average newborn

AWESOME!!! Hope to see this number one day!

sjflowers

I've lost an average two year old and a human brain.

slacker80

I've lost an average two year old and a human brain.

Have you lost your mind?!

spicypepper

I am 1 lb away from losing a 5000 BTU air conditioner

hughtwalker

I lack a "cinder block", apparently

sepibo

Wow I'm impressed with myself. LOL. I've lost an average housecat! Yay me and yay all of you that have lost weight and are celebrating through this crazy, funny post!

asaw00

up to a human head

chunkylover22

WOW! I've lost a car tire! Awesome! Thanks for posting! Great way to look at it!

nhughes1864

I've lost the amount of cheese an American eats in one year! Or, 30 guinea pigs!

jmcreynolds91

ive lost a average newborn baby! haha this is really neat when you put things into perspective!!

mmmsquid

What a brilliant post! Very funny. Think I want to lose a car tire. I'll let you know how I get on.

marvybells

i've only lost a guinea pig, but it came off my belly so i'm happy!

Fergieberg

bump

emilyc85

I have lost a head! I love this!!

04hoopsgal73

I lost a human head which was lying between my chest & my waist, now I’m lonely but Happy!:laugh:

Dani_wants_to_be_fit

I lost an elephant heart... =/

Momma_Grizz

Holy crap - one more pound and I've lost an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”). Good riddance - bout time she learned to walk on her own...... :grumble: