Happiness is NOT a Myth

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Happiness is when you make fart bubbles in the bath and laugh your @$$ off

    LOL, the little man loves that!
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    Happiness is coffee.
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member

    Happiness is a choice. Being miserable is a choice. Make yours!

    ^^^
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Happiness is the countless free lap dances you get at your buddies strip club!

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Love this thread, some so true and some so funny (but still true)!!

    damn, I didnt see this post...

    so happiness is actually; :

    a hotdog in one hand

    and a

    beer in the other

    while getting lap dances at a strip club...yay me!!

    I prefer to call it Sunday night!
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member

    Happiness is a choice. Being miserable is a choice. Make yours!

    ^^^

    ^^^^
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Dude I totally found $10 in my pants pocket doing laundry on Sunday.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    :drinker:
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    One day in the pavilion at Karakorum Genghis Kahn asked an officer of the Mongol guard what, in all the world, could bring the greatest happiness.

    "The open steppe, a clear day, and a swift horse under you," responded the officer after a little thought, "and a falcon on your wrist to start up hares."

    "Nay," responded the Kahn, "to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet -- to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best."
  • Daisy_Cutter_
    Daisy_Cutter_ Posts: 386 Member
    Happiness is making it all the way through a Tootsie pop sucker without biting it.

    I'm on my way to happiness now....
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    Happiness depends upon ourselves

    - Aristotle
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Happiness is making it all the way through a Tootsie pop sucker without biting it.

    I'm on my way to happiness now....

    I think the only people who have more will power than you are the workers at the bubble wrap factory >.<
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
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  • Daisy_Cutter_
    Daisy_Cutter_ Posts: 386 Member
    Happiness is making it all the way through a Tootsie pop sucker without biting it.

    I'm on my way to happiness now....

    I think the only people who have more will power than you are the workers at the bubble wrap factory >.<

    Yeah! I could NOT work there! I love snapping bubble wrap!
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    Quality is not an act it is Habit

    Aristotle
  • FitnessPalWorks
    FitnessPalWorks Posts: 1,128 Member
    I think the only people who have more will power than you are the workers at the bubble wrap factory >.<

    I would be so fired from that place so fast for "destruction of company property and products".......
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Happiness is taking your head out of the car window like a dog and biting air. It's really fun!
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
    Happiness is helping out someone and they have no clue that it was you that did it... But are happy that they received help

    This a million times!
  • Topsking2010
    Topsking2010 Posts: 2,245 Member
    Happiness is great food, wine, friends, and watching sports!!


    Happiness is living life to the fullest everyday!!
  • MelissR75
    MelissR75 Posts: 735 Member
    happiness is :

    a hotdog in one hand.....

    and a


    beer in the other hand:)
    Swap out the hotdog for buffalo wings and Id be a very happy girl! :drinker:
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    Dude I totally found $10 in my pants pocket doing laundry on Sunday.

    Sorry that was mine please PM it back to me ;)
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Happiness is a purring content cat. Especially after you've helped save it's life.


    Happiness may be different for everyone, but it does exist.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    My happiness in my nutandbutter:flowerforyou:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    My happiness in my nutandbutter:flowerforyou:

    buttering ma nuts makes me happy too!
  • SuperstarDJ
    SuperstarDJ Posts: 443 Member
    Happiness is being in 7th grade and giggling with your friends because the second half of the word "Happiness" sounds like "penis."
    How did I go through my whole childhood without hearing that one?!? Hehehe...!!!!
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Happiness is knowing all your people are safe after a hurricane.

    And a big bowl of mac and cheese. .
  • Beezil
    Beezil Posts: 1,677 Member
    Great post. I had sort of an epiphany a year or two ago, that happiness is a state of mind. It's learning to be content with what you have and not focusing on what you don't have. Contentment is happiness. No dwelling on the past or any negativity, just being grateful for the positives in life and spending time with those we love. The more positive energy I put out, the more I get back. :)
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    Happiness is listening to your son sing in the shower.
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    happiness is living life to the full and making the most of every opportunity.

    Also watching a dog sliding on wet leaves on the path outside the office yesterday morning - sooooo funny *lol*. Dog was unhurt by the way.
  • btwalsh132
    btwalsh132 Posts: 289 Member
    Dancing with my daughter at a wedding to "Sweet Child O Mine" by GnR
  • btwalsh132
    btwalsh132 Posts: 289 Member
    Happiness is listening to your son sing in the shower.

    YES!

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