WWYD?: while vacuuming, you come across a cracker...

n0ob

It was too large to be picked up by the vacuum and was on a hard floor.

A) pick it up and throw it away
use a more open vacuum attachment
C) eat it
D) vacuum around it and pick it up later.
E) smash it with the vacuum so it's small enough to pick up.

Wife for some reason was not happy wih me when I chose E. I'm not bending over if I don't have to (fify protected)...

mamagooskie

I do E

coliema

I would do E.

3dogsrunning

Food on the floor is an extremely rare event in my house. But playing "what if" I would show it to the dogs who somehow missed it the first time. I hate going to my parents house and dropping food on the floor. I'm like, damn I actually have to pick that up.

Assuming no dogs - E

blakejohn

Crochetluvr

Yep....E.

KeltaRose

I say A... Wait, what kind of cracker?

WolfPackFan13

If I knew how recent it was, I would (B).

But I'm normally wrong, and the cracker is bad. I'm not a smart man :ohwell:

Sarah_Wins

On a fitness site....... we're all too damn lazy to pick up a cracker? Really?

tageekly

On a fitness site....... we're all too damn lazy to pick up a cracker? Really?

I was just thinking this! :laugh:

jg627

mmm cracker. *crunch* *crunch*

KeltaRose

On a fitness site....... we're all too damn lazy to pick up a cracker? Really?

^^ This is the reason I'm on here to begin with lol!

junodog1

I am an "F" person too. Call Fido

"Here pup, eat the cracker"

wbgolden

I'd do what normal people do.

1) Run it over with the vacuum, notice it only skootched over a little but remains in the carpet.
2) Run over it several more times, taking note that the only thing it does is move, not get sucked into the vacuum.
3) (this will please all the fitness fanatics posting above me) Bend over and pick it up.
4) Examine the cracker. Find that it's a perfectly normal cracker.
5) Put it back on the floor and give the vacuum one more chance.

shaleasymphony

dude, E all the way.

I AM a wife and i say E

JenaePavlak

I'd so pull an E....,

suzie308

LOL!!! "A"

LaurenAOK

I'd choose D! Procrastination :happy:

MusicInMyHeart

I wouldn't have this problem. My dog would have already eaten it! LOL! But if I didn't have a pup I'd choose "E"

bebreli

I have twin toddlers.. I have to pick up stuff ALL DAY LONG!! I would do A because it is all I know.

Edited - Husband laughed at me and said.. it has nothing to do with the kids. I am too anal to crush a cracker and make a mess to vacuum up. He knows me well.

Brianna72994

Definitely E

DawnEH612

I'd do what normal people do.

1) Run it over with the vacuum, notice it only skootched over a little but remains in the carpet.
2) Run over it several more times, taking note that the only thing it does is move, not get sucked into the vacuum.
3) (this will please all the fitness fanatics posting above me) Bend over and pick it up.
4) Examine the cracker. Find that it's a perfectly normal cracker.
5) Put it back on the floor and give the vacuum one more chance.

LMFAO. ????????????

parys1

I'd do what normal people do.

1) Run it over with the vacuum, notice it only skootched over a little but remains in the carpet.
2) Run over it several more times, taking note that the only thing it does is move, not get sucked into the vacuum.
3) (this will please all the fitness fanatics posting above me) Bend over and pick it up.
4) Examine the cracker. Find that it's a perfectly normal cracker.
5) Put it back on the floor and give the vacuum one more chance.

Exactly.

bikinibeliever

I'd do what normal people do.

1) Run it over with the vacuum, notice it only skootched over a little but remains in the carpet.
2) Run over it several more times, taking note that the only thing it does is move, not get sucked into the vacuum.
3) (this will please all the fitness fanatics posting above me) Bend over and pick it up.
4) Examine the cracker. Find that it's a perfectly normal cracker.
5) Put it back on the floor and give the vacuum one more chance.

The best! :laugh: :laugh:

TexasTroy

E

MzCongeniality70

I'd do what normal people do.

1) Run it over with the vacuum, notice it only skootched over a little but remains in the carpet.
2) Run over it several more times, taking note that the only thing it does is move, not get sucked into the vacuum.
3) (this will please all the fitness fanatics posting above me) Bend over and pick it up.
4) Examine the cracker. Find that it's a perfectly normal cracker.
5) Put it back on the floor and give the vacuum one more chance.

LMFAO!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I would sooo do this!!!

kdeaux1959

When I started the journey, definitely E. Now, A. Never B.

RedHotHunter

I'd do what normal people do.

1) Run it over with the vacuum, notice it only skootched over a little but remains in the carpet.
2) Run over it several more times, taking note that the only thing it does is move, not get sucked into the vacuum.
3) (this will please all the fitness fanatics posting above me) Bend over and pick it up.
4) Examine the cracker. Find that it's a perfectly normal cracker.
5) Put it back on the floor and give the vacuum one more chance.

:laugh: OMG, yes!

downsizinghoss

definitely would call the dog. Or do what asshat said lol

kdeaux1959

I am an "F" person too. Call Fido

"Here pup, eat the cracker"

NOW, this works... LOL>

Chewster001

E or F depending on availability of Fido