Pick up lines

sexybeast1998
sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
What are ur favourite pickup lines?
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  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    Pick up lines don't work.
  • Dan112358
    Dan112358 Posts: 525 Member
    "Nice pulse".
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    Pick up lines don't work.
    they dont i tried some on some ppl when i added them but they never replied or accepted my friend request.
  • sapphireswi
    sapphireswi Posts: 583 Member
    I don't use pickup lines ever . .
    but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
    then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court." :tongue:
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    I don't use pickup lines ever . .
    but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
    then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court." :tongue:
    is he now ur bf
  • Keiras_Mom
    Keiras_Mom Posts: 844 Member
    I don't use pickup lines ever . .
    but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
    then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court." :tongue:

    Now, see, he used a basketball metaphor with a football. I could never date him! =)
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    I don't use pickup lines ever . .
    but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
    then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court." :tongue:

    Now, see, he used a basketball metaphor with a football. I could never date him! =)
    lol
  • sapphireswi
    sapphireswi Posts: 583 Member
    I don't use pickup lines ever . .
    but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
    then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court." :tongue:
    is he now ur bf

    no but he's a friend....I like to play hard to get :flowerforyou:
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    Call me maybe... gangnam style
  • My Favorite is "I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes"
  • bastgoddess7
    bastgoddess7 Posts: 64 Member
    What are ur favourite pickup lines?

    A man with the handle "sexybeast1998" want's to know some pick up lines?
    NICE.

    All my favorite pick up lines are from the meme's Chemistry Cat, and Wolowitz from Big Bang Theory.

    What can I say? I love a man that can make me laugh!
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    You remind me of my big toe. Mainly because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
  • bastgoddess7
    bastgoddess7 Posts: 64 Member
    I don't use pickup lines ever . .
    but a guy in my class who plays football, came to me and said ,"i really like you and would like to know you better."
    then he put his football on my desk and said "There I said it, Now the ball is in your court." :tongue:
    is he now ur bf

    no but he's a friend....I like to play hard to get :flowerforyou:

    FRIENDZONED
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    You remind me of my big toe. Mainly because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
    *swoon*


    How YOU doin?
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    Here are a couple that have been used on me. Try not to gag. "F*** me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere? Another one was "Hey, wanna go half on a baby?"
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    What are ur favourite pickup lines?

    A man with the handle "sexybeast1998" want's to know some pick up lines?
    NICE.

    All my favorite pick up lines are from the meme's Chemistry Cat, and Wolowitz from Big Bang Theory.

    What can I say? I love a man that can make me laugh!
    i know lots of pickup lines but im asking other ppl what are their favourites
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Hello , I have the bacon,
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    "Tell me if this smells like chloroform."
  • martymays
    martymays Posts: 188 Member
    Excuse me, but does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    here are some of my favourites

    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.

    See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

    Are those space pants? Because your *kitten* is out of this world!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    "Hi"




    Seriously. I have boobs. What the hell are these "pick up lines" you speak of?
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    all u ppl are very funny
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    Pick up lines don't work.
    they dont i tried some on some ppl when i added them but they never replied or accepted my friend request.

    Don`t hit on people over the internet. You just come off as creepy.

    Pick up lines only work if one of these 3 things are going for you:

    1. You`re rich.
    2. You`re swole as ****.
    3. You`re good looking.

    Yes there are some exceptions. But they`re not the norm.
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    all u ppl are very funny

    What am I, a clown to you?
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    all u ppl are very funny

    What am I, a clown to you?
    are u for hire?
  • Tyrone_S
    Tyrone_S Posts: 94 Member
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  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    gud one
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
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    But why the panda?
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    I vote option penis. Lol
  • Tyrone_S
    Tyrone_S Posts: 94 Member
    But why the panda?

    Pickup-Line panda

    http://www.quickmeme.com/Pickup-Line-Panda/