Pick up lines

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  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    pandas hav swag thats why
  • sapphireswi
    sapphireswi Posts: 583 Member
    With a pickup line like that no wonder they are endangered :noway:
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    Never heard of pick up panda meme before. The more you know.

    I vote option penis. Lol

    Wow pick up lines work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
  • sapphireswi
    sapphireswi Posts: 583 Member
    I have a scary memory . . .when I was 14, riding my bicycle in the park . .a boy came and dashed his cycle onto mine and said . . meet me tomorrow . . .I was scared out of my wits . . and have never been able to cycle again alone :frown: WTH
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    he wouldve taken u for a fun ride
  • reedkaus
    reedkaus Posts: 250 Member
    Call me maybe... gangnam style

    never fails
  • Miss_Mae3
    Miss_Mae3 Posts: 27 Member
    If I could rearrange the alphabet id put U and I together.

    Did it hurt?....when u fell from heaven.

    Excuse me, I am about to go *kitten* and needed a name to go with the face.
  • kykykenna
    kykykenna Posts: 656 Member
    I will never forget a line used on me....some random guy in a bar, I had seen him often, but never to speak to. (Had this Rod Stewart look to him...LOL)....I am standing there and all of a sudden on my bare skin, it is COLD and WET. (Had a tank top on). There he was, when I spun around, smiling, and says "Let me cool you OFF!!!!"...He was rolling a beer bottle across my back. .I laughed so damn hard. Then he laughed. Told him he won the prize for the most original pick up line I had ever heard.
  • sapphireswi
    sapphireswi Posts: 583 Member
    he wouldve taken u for a fun ride

    Hahaha . .guess I'll never find out :wink:
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    "Give me yo' numba before I don't want it no mo''"

    -The Fresh Prince
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    "If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"

    "Oops, I've lost my number. Can I have yours?"

    And courtesy of A Night at the Roxbury.....

    "Which do you like? Blueberry or strawberry?"
    "Why?"
    "So I know what to order you for breakfast in the morning."
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Nice shoes wanna ****?
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Hi. I work for UPS and would like to inspect your package.
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    "I'm sorry I'm not sure if my phone is working right, could you send me a text? Thanks now mind if I call you some time since I have your number?" - lol
  • DaniKenmir
    DaniKenmir Posts: 387 Member
    Wouldn't call this a favorite, but I was told once, you're not pretty but you'll do! needless to say he went home alone
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    dont like pick up lines
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause i can see myself in 'em!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib."
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    "If you were a booger, I'd pick you" FAIL! And yes, it was used on me by a male friend to get my reaction and determine whether he should use it (supposedly). Good luck with that, fella!
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    Call me maybe... gangnam style

    never fails
    Yep....you got me....
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
  • BEAUTY4UBEAST
    BEAUTY4UBEAST Posts: 372
    lol.. you must be soooooo tired...... because you've been running through my mind allll day....!!
  • lisaann7089
    lisaann7089 Posts: 43
    You remind me of my big toe. Mainly because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.


    Haha! This is great!

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