Where is the most inappropriate places you've pee'd?

brunauxyeuxbeaute
brunauxyeuxbeaute Posts: 317
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Just wanted to offer a reason as to why this thread always gets locked:

any post in the main forums can appear on a user's home page under "most recent topics", even if they don't visit the forums.
So users at work who log in to blog food suddenly get the word "boobs" on their home screen, which is not really what we're looking for. Some employers will block sites that have this kind of content, leaving users unable to log food at work, etc. Our number one goal is to make sure our users can access the site from wherever they are. So feel free to move this topic into a group if you'd like, and just mark it mature.

Thanks for understanding,
Joshua
MyFitnessPal Staff

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Dear Posters,

I wanted to offer a brief explanation for the locking of this thread.

The forum guidelines include this item:
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With respect,
Joshua
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  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    The world is my urinal.
  • raj83168
    raj83168 Posts: 44
    out from my patio
  • trackercasey76
    trackercasey76 Posts: 781 Member
    BUSY parking lot at a bowling alley. Hey when ya gotta go...
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Underneath a quad slide at the elementary school playground during recess. I was 8.
  • ktillotson14
    ktillotson14 Posts: 331
    My front yard with my gf's. None of us could make it to the front door. There were 4 of us crab-walking across the lawn. Not our finest moment...
  • flabbyjay
    flabbyjay Posts: 95 Member
    a cop let me pee walking down the street Saturday night.
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
    On the side of the road, and I know from experience, you can get arrested for it...

    ETA: Make sure you're not in front of a cops house when you pull over to pee.
  • Skittlez_
    Skittlez_ Posts: 95
    In the trash can on a party bus.
  • matchbox_girl
    matchbox_girl Posts: 535 Member
    A horse stall.
  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
    On the side of the road on the highway.

    I should add that I was about 5 years old though. I couldnt hold it..
  • Meg_78
    Meg_78 Posts: 998 Member
    Ekkk Behind a tree in a church grave yard, when I was 25 weeks pregnant...I just had to go, at least it was night time...my husband and son waited on the path LOL :blushing:
  • brunauxyeuxbeaute
    brunauxyeuxbeaute Posts: 317
    I was on a run and the public restroom was locked. So I went in front of the door.
  • flabbyjay
    flabbyjay Posts: 95 Member
    I was on a run and the public restroom was locked. So I went in front of the door.

    How did you go on the front door? Please explain in graphic detail. LOL
  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
    Back of a cop car :ohwell:
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    My son peed off the Golden Gate bridge.
  • brunauxyeuxbeaute
    brunauxyeuxbeaute Posts: 317
    I was on a run and the public restroom was locked. So I went in front of the door.

    How did you go on the front door? Please explain in graphic detail. LOL

    Lmao, squated in front of the door!
  • ktillotson14
    ktillotson14 Posts: 331
    Haha...I can't wait to read these!

    My pee secrets are safe with you, lol
  • flabbyjay
    flabbyjay Posts: 95 Member
    I was on a run and the public restroom was locked. So I went in front of the door.

    How did you go on the front door? Please explain in graphic detail. LOL

    Lmao, squated in front of the door!

    Ahh, so you actually pee in front of the door. See, as a guy we often pee ON vertical things such as doors. My imaginantion got the best of me with you said peeing on the front door.
  • misslindseylou
    misslindseylou Posts: 141 Member
    Oh my goodness, this thread is gonna make ME pee! LOL
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    Downtown Detroit somewhere - in an alley on some homeless guy's cardboard house - oops. Blame it on the al-al-al-al-al-alcohol.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I may have pissed on a guy after I had knocked him out. :embarassed:
  • ewl6850
    ewl6850 Posts: 158 Member
    On a $45,000.00 Porsche.

    PM me for the story.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    On the side of the road by a redwood tree. Now you know how that get so big, we pee on them.
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    Middle of the street.

    In my pants.
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    on a rug in my living room - but to be fair, it was on a bet....and there was a lot of alcohol involved....and i squatted over a plastic grocery bag.
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    On the side of a gas station. I was blackout drunk... My friends love to tell the story.
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    Underneath someone's stairs in their back yard.
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    Parking garage at metro. drunk after a Caps game. pretty sure i got some on my pants.
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
    Last night, at mile 2.7, I had to go admire the scrub brush on a more secluded portion of the course I typically run. Yep...
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    Side by side with a friend trying to each make it into the separate holes of a cinder block..

    In what I later learned (after an intensive steroid prescription) was a poison ivy bush..

    Sitting in a tree, found a fork in the branches, sat between and let er' rip...
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