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Where is the most inappropriate places you've pee'd?

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  • WickedGarden
    WickedGarden Posts: 944 Member
    over by that odd fountain in San Fran
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Parking lots, streets, trees, bushes. Drunk female high school girls pee everywhere. I was one of those girls.

    At one party at my best friend at the time's house, a group of us girls went to pee together (because traveling in packs is a must) and three girls sat side by side on the edge of the bath tub and peed into it while another girl peed in the toilet.
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    I have a friend who once pulled down her pants, sat on someone's lap, and peed on him.


    (She threatened to pee on him as a joke and he said she wouldn't -- be careful who you challenge).
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I pee on things to claim them as my own.
  • aphid
    aphid Posts: 47
    LOL when i was in school, we had a trip to the cinema and i got up during the film to go to the toilet... only i went out the wrong door and it was the door to the fire exit. i was so desperate by that time i just went on the steps lol
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I don't know how "inappropriate" this is but I will regularly opt to use the mens room in a bar if the line for the ladies room is too long. It's amazing how many men will give a woman the right of way in their own restroom.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Into an open convertible during a wedding reception...
  • KatKisses
    KatKisses Posts: 296 Member
    In the closet of a model home...........I was 7!
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    My father's kitchen sink.
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    If you ask my mum she tells the tale of when I did my finest exorcist impression in a room full of people and then climbed up onto Santa's knee, I was 3 at the time. As an adult there have been many drunken alleys :embarassed:
  • tracymat
    tracymat Posts: 296 Member
    On the sidwalk on Water Street in downtown Milwaukee. OOOPS!
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    A litter box. I was a kid. :wink:
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    Haha...I can't wait to read these!

    You can't ask us and not divulge your own answer. :tongue:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I don't know how "inappropriate" this is but I will regularly opt to use the mens room in a bar if the line for the ladies room is too long. It's amazing how many men will give a woman the right of way in their own restroom.
    This. All the time.


    However, I use the urinal. One leg up and everything. Just like a dog.
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    A sink in the laundromat.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    It's only inappropriate if you don't get the money first.
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    Sink, bathtub, trash can...and my most dangerous...out the side door of a van at about 65 miles per hour...
  • Meatsies
    Meatsies Posts: 351 Member
    On the strip in Vegas.

    Once in a parking lot when I was blind-*kitten* drunk right before I applied for a job at a porn shop. I had pee down the leg of my jeans and they still offered me the job.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    In the swimming pool wait.gif
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    It's only inappropriate if you don't get the money first.

    well said.....lol
  • Honeycombs2002
    Honeycombs2002 Posts: 15 Member
    I have 2. At the park and also at ACE in the greenhouse.
  • KatKisses
    KatKisses Posts: 296 Member
    I just remembered more.........

    My sisters kitchen sink
    A cow pasture
    A friends bedroom in the corner
    My pants
    A cornfield
    In the hallway of my friends condo
    Black Angus restaurant , in the seat

    Actually everywhere I go....I always get made fun of for always having to pee, and some of these are drunk pees.
  • ktillotson14
    ktillotson14 Posts: 331
    Oh I've peed in my fair share of sinks. Undergrad + alcohol = regressing back to a time when you're not potty-trained.
  • Chainbreaker
    Chainbreaker Posts: 124 Member
    Off the back deck of the officers quarters we were bunking in at Ft. Huachuca. The moon was full and it was the Austin Powers five minute session.

    A truly glorious event as I stood there with hands on hips enjoying the cold night air on my nether region!
  • jonwv
    jonwv Posts: 362 Member
    behind an old antique house on a busy walking trail.
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    On the hood of someone's car.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    In between two cars outside of a bar some friends and I were heading into. I had to go too badly to even walk the extra 100 yards or so into the bar.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    On a side street, however I didn't aim well and ended up peeing all over the back of my jeans. FAIL.
  • Fat2Fit4Life
    Fat2Fit4Life Posts: 599 Member
    On your mom!

    j/k

    When I was a little kid, I went in the floor furnace vent in my bedroom. It was closer than the bathroom and I had no idea where that thing went.

    When it started to smell, I took my dads' Right Guard and sprayed the room until a cloud formed.
  • ktillotson14
    ktillotson14 Posts: 331
    On a side street, however I didn't aim well and ended up peeing all over the back of my jeans. FAIL.

    That's why you have to crab walk! ;)
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