Before You Weigh In...

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  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
    make sure your kitty cat (or other pet) is not sharing the scales with you... or there is none of their hair caught in the scales... :laugh:
  • rickerred12
    rickerred12 Posts: 75
    Had a good laugh, thanks all, Bed time for me, Hockey practice at 6am.

    Best of luck on your journey to good health.
  • Bigstupid
    Bigstupid Posts: 25 Member
    let your mind wander
  • xo_Sarah_xo
    xo_Sarah_xo Posts: 308 Member
    You are all hilarious!!!! I needed this tonight. :drinker:
  • ShabuPanda
    ShabuPanda Posts: 9 Member
    This thread was hilarious! Thanks for the tidbids.

    Also make sure you exhale as much as possible, all the hot air adds up!
  • jocybee83
    jocybee83 Posts: 155 Member
    If you're a breastfeeding mama, make sure to feed/pump before stepping on the scale. ;)
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    I no longer have a gall bladder but I think I'm going to have to see if I can live without any of these other organs if I'm ever going to make it to my goal weight!
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Make sure you exhale all the air out of your lungs, this will aid in two ways. You will get light headed {pulling against gravity} and we all know with all the filth the air can hold.
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    Balance on the scale using only one... foot. It works. :wink:
  • tcom618
    tcom618 Posts: 3 Member
    and remember a good dose of gastro won't hurt anyone! It helped me loose 2kg last week. lol
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    Hair ties and scrunchies must go

    Give yourself a pumice pedicure to get rid of the dead skin (added oz)
  • ShabuPanda
    ShabuPanda Posts: 9 Member
    Finger down the throat can help too! Haha.
  • xo_Sarah_xo
    xo_Sarah_xo Posts: 308 Member
    Don't weigh in the week before TOM, the week of TOM and maybe not the week after TOM. Hmmmmmm, that doesn't leave much time.
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
    I have found for those desperate days, whilst your struggling to lose that extra ounce...head and shoulders will wash away the extra buddies on the scalp. Then, blow out your hair, because wet hair is heavy.
  • KeltaRose
    KeltaRose Posts: 44
    Ok, so I'v shaved my head/body, gotten rid of unnecessary organs, sold my soul, cleaned my belly button, trimmed my nails, scrubbed away the dead skin, lost my sense of humor.... and I'm still fat. Now I look ridiculous.
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
    Ok, so I'v shaved my head/body, gotten rid of unnecessary organs, sold my soul, cleaned my belly button, trimmed my nails, scrubbed away the dead skin, lost my sense of humor.... and I'm still fat. Now I look ridiculous.

    I think I just timp. (Tinkled in my pants).
  • mermegan
    mermegan Posts: 143
    Had a good laugh, thanks all, Bed time for me, Hockey practice at 6am.

    But don't laugh on the scale. It exerts extra force on the scale thus inflating your number. Don't cough either.
  • WRXymama
    WRXymama Posts: 342 Member
    You got to shave!
  • nmn2
    nmn2 Posts: 123 Member
    Haha, love :tongue:
  • kayduro
    kayduro Posts: 249 Member
    Don't forget to wait till AFTER your weigh in to use your lotion and/ or spray tan!
  • Ivy_leaves
    Ivy_leaves Posts: 103 Member
    Noooooo not my temporary tattoos!
  • sandyrrt
    sandyrrt Posts: 255 Member
    I'm really getting a good laugh! Hey! that's burning extra calories, so laugh for 10 minutes before stepping on the scale:)
  • xo_Sarah_xo
    xo_Sarah_xo Posts: 308 Member
    Ok, so I'v shaved my head/body, gotten rid of unnecessary organs, sold my soul, cleaned my belly button, trimmed my nails, scrubbed away the dead skin, lost my sense of humor.... and I'm still fat. Now I look ridiculous.

    I think I just timp. (Tinkled in my pants).

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Me too!!!!!!!
  • sandyrrt
    sandyrrt Posts: 255 Member
    And don't forget to remove the hearing aids!
  • mecaseyrn
    mecaseyrn Posts: 76 Member
    I heard you don't need your pinky toes either.
  • EndlessSacrifice
    EndlessSacrifice Posts: 325
    The only rule that makes sense is the third one. Everything else is just crazy and excessive.
  • juniperfox
    juniperfox Posts: 127 Member
    I have found for those extra desperate days, whilst your struggling to lose that extra ounce...head and shoulders will wash away the extra buddies on the scalp. Then, blow out your hair, because wet hair is heavy.
    But not too much! All the extra air can weigh you down when it gets trapped in the individual hairs.
  • Toya2xcel
    Toya2xcel Posts: 107 Member
    If you're a breastfeeding mama, make sure to feed/pump before stepping on the scale. ;)

    LMAO! Sadly, I actually do this! Those ounces do add up! And Yes.... I'm serious! lol
  • remisenforme
    remisenforme Posts: 180 Member
    The only rule that makes sense is the third one. Everything else is just crazy and excessive.

    That's the joke.

    Do some bouncing around the bathroom... extra little workout prior to stepping on.
  • mjf0461
    mjf0461 Posts: 470 Member
    Shave...

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