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  • xo_Sarah_xo
    xo_Sarah_xo Posts: 308 Member
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    I just want to "quote" all of those! Awesome everybody!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • LeRevCooper
    LeRevCooper Posts: 122
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    Trim your finger/toe nails
  • xo_Sarah_xo
    xo_Sarah_xo Posts: 308 Member
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    My friend lost 180lbs by getting a divorce.

    rapidly jots it in her notebook "note to self"...

    :laugh: :drinker:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    I have to put my contacts in before getting on the scale, because they weigh a lot less than my glasses, and I couldn't see the number without one or the other. :wink:
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
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    OOoo OOOoo I know! I know!! Dentures, glass eye!!!
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    Give blood. A pints a pound!
  • sweetiecorn
    sweetiecorn Posts: 115 Member
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    Lose your sense of humour, that's got to have gotten quite heavy over the years..
  • sweetiecorn
    sweetiecorn Posts: 115 Member
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    Sanity too.
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
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    Give blood. A pints a pound!

    faints...then calls the blood bank and makes an appointment.
  • jubeesh
    jubeesh Posts: 156
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    make sure to dry brush off that dead skin... those little skin cells can add up fast!
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
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    make sure your kitty cat (or other pet) is not sharing the scales with you... or there is none of their hair caught in the scales... :laugh:
  • rickerred12
    rickerred12 Posts: 75
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    Had a good laugh, thanks all, Bed time for me, Hockey practice at 6am.

    Best of luck on your journey to good health.
  • Bigstupid
    Bigstupid Posts: 25 Member
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    let your mind wander
  • xo_Sarah_xo
    xo_Sarah_xo Posts: 308 Member
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    You are all hilarious!!!! I needed this tonight. :drinker:
  • ShabuPanda
    ShabuPanda Posts: 9 Member
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    This thread was hilarious! Thanks for the tidbids.

    Also make sure you exhale as much as possible, all the hot air adds up!
  • jocybee83
    jocybee83 Posts: 155 Member
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    If you're a breastfeeding mama, make sure to feed/pump before stepping on the scale. ;)
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,427 Member
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    I no longer have a gall bladder but I think I'm going to have to see if I can live without any of these other organs if I'm ever going to make it to my goal weight!
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
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    Make sure you exhale all the air out of your lungs, this will aid in two ways. You will get light headed {pulling against gravity} and we all know with all the filth the air can hold.
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
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    Balance on the scale using only one... foot. It works. :wink:
  • tcom618
    tcom618 Posts: 3 Member
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    and remember a good dose of gastro won't hurt anyone! It helped me loose 2kg last week. lol

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