Pizza calories don't count??

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  • BCSMama
    BCSMama Posts: 348
    Dang, so we're talking breakfast, lunch and dinner? Seriously, 3 whole pizzas two days in a row! That's insane!
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Does she eat these whole pizzas with alcoholic drinks and just not count the whole meal?! That's amazing!! ;)
  • sarahisme18
    sarahisme18 Posts: 574 Member
    Oh yeah! But only thin-crust pizza, the other crusts do count supposedly.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    What are they eating the rest of the week? Your body doesn't store fat just because you have a binge once a week .
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Is it all meat pizza too? I hear that's healthier than veggies!
  • sarahisme18
    sarahisme18 Posts: 574 Member
    Does she eat these whole pizzas with alcoholic drinks and just not count the whole meal?! That's amazing!! ;)

    Yes!!! Oh, I think that must be the secret..... wow, I've been doing it all wrong.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    as long as you wash it down with alcohol
  • Well could be just the person. My brother consumes about 5k to 6k a day on a regular basis. He is skinny.
  • I eat pizza 24/7 and never gain weight.
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Does she eat these whole pizzas with alcoholic drinks and just not count the whole meal?! That's amazing!! ;)

    Yes!!! Oh, I think that must be the secret..... wow, I've been doing it all wrong.

    you and me both. I was drinking beer with mine. I'll stick to shots.
  • MissyBenj
    MissyBenj Posts: 186 Member
    Everything "counts". There isn't a no calorie pizza out there. I dont know how they're doing this every weekend, but they must work out hard and eat clean the rest of the week.
  • Pizza, alcohol and a little but of crack... :drinker: :laugh:
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
    Dang, so we're talking breakfast, lunch and dinner? Seriously, 3 whole pizzas two days in a row! That's insane!

    Pretty much my thoughts too....my first thought was wait, what?
  • as long as you wash it down with alcohol

    I know what I'm having for dinner tonight!
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    The serious posts are cracking me up. You guys kill me!
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Everything "counts". There isn't a no calorie pizza out there. I dont know how they're doing this every weekend, but they must work out hard and eat clean the rest of the week.

    This is incorrect, I posted a recipe for a negative calorie pizza a couple weeks ago
  • sarahisme18
    sarahisme18 Posts: 574 Member
    Does she eat these whole pizzas with alcoholic drinks and just not count the whole meal?! That's amazing!! ;)

    Yes!!! Oh, I think that must be the secret..... wow, I've been doing it all wrong.

    you and me both. I was drinking beer with mine. I'll stick to shots.

    Yeps, shots it is!
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    as long as you wash it down with alcohol

    make sure it's not beer. You can drink all the hard **** you want, but beer? oh that'll **** your day right up
  • Only if the pizza is loaded with several pound of cheese, loaded with all the meats in the pizza place and washed down with a pitcher or two of beer.

    :laugh:

    A calorie is a calorie; they ALL count (even if we would like to pretend that they don't exist).
  • laylaness
    laylaness Posts: 262 Member
    Thin-crust is low-carb, right?

    Anyone done internet research on cupcake calories?
  • mike_littlerock
    mike_littlerock Posts: 296 Member
    Quick question.. does she run to the rest room after eating the whole pizza, and come back to the table looking for a breath mint?

    a cheat meal 10% of the time is ok, and my wife and I do it with success.. eating whole pizza's multiple times in a weekend does not make sense to me. I know that Dr. John Berardi (precision nutrition) switched from having a "cheat day" to 10% of meals as cheat meals, because he had people that were not making progress because they would literally wake up early and stay up late on "cheat day" to eat thousands of calories and kill the entire weeks progress.
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Well could be just the person. My brother consumes about 5k to 6k a day on a regular basis. He is skinny.

    ^ This!
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Thin-crust is low-carb, right?

    Anyone done internet research on cupcake calories?


    mmmmm I love cupcakes :) Cupcake Wars is my favorite.
  • cerrajean
    cerrajean Posts: 188 Member
    Well could be just the person. My brother consumes about 5k to 6k a day on a regular basis. He is skinny.

    ...Your brother is clearly a jerk.

    Love,
    a bitter 1200 calorie-er. <3
  • hipsdontlie1
    hipsdontlie1 Posts: 294 Member
    LOL
  • sarahisme18
    sarahisme18 Posts: 574 Member
    Thin-crust is low-carb, right?

    Anyone done internet research on cupcake calories?


    Oh my gosh, I didn't even consider cupcakes...... what do you wanna bet they're calorie-free too?? I think my friend is onto something here.
  • Quick question.. does she run to the rest room after eating the whole pizza, and come back to the table looking for a breath mint?

    This was my thought as well but couldn't think of a polite way to phrase it.

    I could see one super cheat meal on the weekend of a whole pizza, but not each meal, all weekend.
  • SarahCW1979
    SarahCW1979 Posts: 572 Member
    I heard the same about 'broken biscuit' packs... apparently the breaking process spills all the calories.
  • sarahisme18
    sarahisme18 Posts: 574 Member
    Quick question.. does she run to the rest room after eating the whole pizza, and come back to the table looking for a breath mint?

    This was my thought as well but couldn't think of a polite way to phrase it.

    I could see one super cheat meal on the weekend of a whole pizza, but not each meal, all weekend.

    Yeah, but we all thought binge drinking on the weekends would make you blow up like a balloon, too, and there's already a thread proving that's not true!! ;)
  • jynxxxed
    jynxxxed Posts: 1,010 Member
    I thought birthdays and weddings were the only times that food doesn't have calories..

    Now I have to completely re-evaluate everything.
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