Not losing weight fast enough!

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  • soulfulsally
    soulfulsally Posts: 326
    Have you tried taking a poop?

    Thank you! *runs off to buy laxatives*

    Don't forget to put some in those cookies. It'll have a negative calorie effect. Sweet, huh?
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    I am in agreement with everyone here. If he breaks up with you over 2lbs, he isn't worth keeping around.
  • joannathechef
    joannathechef Posts: 484 Member
    I'm going to see my boyfriend this weekend for the first time in what seems like NEVER and I want to look my best. I've been killing myself at the gym this week and staying under my calorie goal most days but the weight isn't coming off. I don't understand why this is so difficult. My scale just WON'T MOVE. I thought I had given myself enough time to get down to my goal weight before this trip but nothing is working. I'm feeling like such a fat cow and if he breaks up with me this weekend I WILL JUST DIE! :sad:

    And to top it all off, I don't have time to go to the gym the rest of the week. I'm baking cookies tonight to take with me on the plane and then I have to pack my bag tomorrow night before I go out drinking with some friends.

    Help me. What can I do? I want to lose a couple pounds by the time I go to the airport on Friday.

    I would go for the head amputation I heard the average head weighs 10 Lbs:laugh:
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Quit drinking.

    The hell you say!?!?
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    nickcage_zpsfe6052f3.jpg \m/

    ahahhahaha WIN!
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Not sure if serious... :huh:
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    Josh Posts: 123 Member
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