Stupidest Diet Competition

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  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Iced Butter Diet :( Google is your friend here!!
  • sobriquet84
    sobriquet84 Posts: 607 Member
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    the pink diet.

    you can only eat items that are pink.
  • ravenchick
    ravenchick Posts: 345 Member
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    Did you just say stupidest?! lol
  • Skittlez_
    Skittlez_ Posts: 95
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    Hookers & Blow is pretty legit.
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
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    Beverly Hills Cocaine Diet.

    Helps you lose that pesky water weight in your brain.
  • postrockandcats
    postrockandcats Posts: 1,145 Member
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    Beverly Hills Cocaine Diet.

    Helps you lose that pesky water weight in your brain.

    And thank goodness- those crunches weren't doing a THING for that problem area!
  • rungirl1973
    rungirl1973 Posts: 2,559 Member
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    Back when I was in high school and borderline anorexic, I remember the T-Factor Diet and the Rotation Diet.

    I thought the Rotation Diet was awesome back then. 600 calories for 3 days, 900 calories for 4 days, 1200 calories for a week, repeat twice, take a week off and repeat the whole thing again.

    http://www.chasefreedom.com/rotationdiet.html
  • HappyNinjaStar
    HappyNinjaStar Posts: 353 Member
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    Any of those diets where you replace your meals with shakes (the most recent incarnation I've seen is Visalus or Body by Vi). Sure you'll lose weight, but the second you put real food back in you'll gain it all back and then some!
  • northernbeaver
    northernbeaver Posts: 29
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    sadly when I was 15 I made up my own called the chocolate milk diet. breakfast was a bowl of cereal, lunch was 1 litre of chocolate milk, I felt so full I wouldnt eat most of my dinner...gave me lots of calcium but dont think it was effective in the least LOL I think I just really liked Chocolate milk.
  • sobriquet84
    sobriquet84 Posts: 607 Member
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    Any of those diets where you replace your meals with shakes (the most recent incarnation I've seen is Visalus or Body by Vi). Sure you'll lose weight, but the second you put real food back in you'll gain it all back and then some!

    not necessarily.

    it depends on what YOU CHOSE to eat instead of your meal replacement shakes.
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    The pregnant lady pee diet. Drink some pregnant lady pee (or place the drops under your tongue) and bam. Instant hunger suppression and weight loss.

    AKA HGC diet.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    People who say you can lose weight though calorie restriction lol!
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    the pink diet.

    you can only eat items that are pink.

    Easter peeps and strawberry starburst... ? :huh:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    People who say you can lose weight though calorie restriction lol!

    What...? That makes no sense at all.
    The skinny girl diet.
    Check out how ridiculous this *kitten* is.

    As much fruit and veg as you like and it doesnt count in your total calorie intake. The diet has to be started on a Monday.

    So if I start on Wednesday, I'll actually gain from this diet?
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,521 Member
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    Tape Worm Diet!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    http://www.idiot-proof-diet.com/

    Have any of you heard of this one?

    This is one you pay for selecting certain foods from two columns. (I didn't pay for it, a friend sent me her code) The system will tell you what to eat with what, for what meal...you can eat as much as you want of those items. You do this for 11 days, then eat whatever you want for 3 days, so on and so forth.

    I did lose weight on this, but got extremely bored with it.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    The Prolinn Diet...eat nothing, drink a mixture that was made from animal by-products...hooves, horns, etc.
    http://www.besthealthmag.ca/slide/prolinn-diet
  • petstorekitty
    petstorekitty Posts: 592 Member
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    I saw a woman on a talk show once who went to live with some Aboriginal tribe, who only ate in a day what they could fit in their 2 cupped hands. She was advocating this as a healthy diet/lifestyle.

    I bet I can fit a whole bunch of brownie bites in my hands....
  • Zylahe
    Zylahe Posts: 772 Member
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    Not a diet per say, vut the stupidest " eating" plan i've ever heard of.

    Turns out we were wrong you don't need food at all.
    http://www.breatharian.com/

    And when i was growing up i remember my mum had her jaw wired shut to lose weight.

    Didn't work
  • petstorekitty
    petstorekitty Posts: 592 Member
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    My friend (who has a drop dead gorgeous body!!!) Went on the 'baby food diet' which was literally jars of baby food. she'd have a couple a day and that was it. Facepalm..

    Haha!!
    Better than Jenny craig. Cheaper too!

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