Potty humor

_Elemenopee_
_Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I poop regardless of how many people are in the bathroom.


    I take pride in the fact that me doing so generally elicits an "EWWWWW WHO THE **** DID THAT?!"
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I'm a shy pooper
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    I poop in the dark.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I'm a shy pooper
    *stands on the toilet and peeks over the stall wall*


    What you're doing there, I see it.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    PRECISELY!!!!!


    Spare a square? No?



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  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
    I wont even pee in a public bathroom if there are other people in there..
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Adjacent bathroom stalls are the great equalizer. It shows we're all human. Nothing brings your CEO down to your level than a noisy BM.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I've managed to clear the head at my work several times.
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    I can see the humor in the cartoon...I however do not understand the embarassment about something we all know everyone does.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    I agree, I enjoy pooping in peace!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I poop in the dark.

    Do you also wipe in the dark? eeeeeeeeewww
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    top-shelfer, always!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    I'm in DC. If you ever hear a knock on the wall, don't answer unless you're into Congressmen or something.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I once received applause after a rather noisy session.
  • miadhail
    miadhail Posts: 383 Member
    I'm in DC. If you ever hear a knock on the wall, don't answer unless you're into Congressmen or something.

    Curious, but afraid to ask what Congressman is.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    poop, there it is.
  • amann1976
    amann1976 Posts: 742 Member
    nothing worst than going in the bathroom somebody stunk it up you take a leak and are washing your hands someone else comes in and looks at you like you are the one who took the smelly dump...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I once received applause after a rather noisy session.

    Marry me.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    I once received applause after a rather noisy session.

    Marry me.

    WTF
    :angry:
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    Shy pooper here too. I will hold it in as long as possible to avoid using a public restroom. If I absolutely can't hold it any longer and my pants are in danger - I courtesy flush, a lot.
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    Put toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop. Eliminates half the noise.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I once received applause after a rather noisy session.

    Marry me.

    WTF
    :angry:

    Ladies...there's enough of me to go around =)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I once received applause after a rather noisy session.

    Marry me.

    WTF
    :angry:

    I'm sorry... *nuzzles that kitty face in the cleave*
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    On the boat we would have competitions... after that, I've never had an issue pooping in public.
  • KatKisses
    KatKisses Posts: 296 Member
    nothing worst than going in the bathroom somebody stunk it up you take a leak and are washing your hands someone else comes in and looks at you like you are the one who took the smelly dump...


    yes this ^^^^
  • _LilPowerHouse
    _LilPowerHouse Posts: 365 Member
    I'm in DC. If you ever hear a knock on the wall, don't answer unless you're into Congressmen or something.

    Curious, but afraid to ask what Congressman is.

    ^^^^^^^^^ Really???..
  • reasnableblonde
    reasnableblonde Posts: 212 Member
    nothing worst than going in the bathroom somebody stunk it up you take a leak and are washing your hands someone else comes in and looks at you like you are the one who took the smelly dump...

    This. I then feel the need to comment on the odor to assure my coworker that it is not my insides that are clearly rotting.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    I thought girls don't poop, WTF.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    I'm in DC. If you ever hear a knock on the wall, don't answer unless you're into Congressmen or something.

    Curious, but afraid to ask what Congressman is.

    Here you go:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal
    Correction: it was a Senator in a Minneapolis airport. I guess DC is safe.
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    Shy pooper here too. I will hold it in as long as possible to avoid using a public restroom. If I absolutely can't hold it any longer and my pants are in danger - I courtesy flush, a lot.

    ^^^ This is me too.

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