Potty humor

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  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    I once received applause after a rather noisy session.

    Marry me.

    WTF
    :angry:

    Ladies...there's enough of me to go around =)

    ohrlllly?
  • lenniebus
    lenniebus Posts: 321 Member
    I will go to great lengths to maintain as much privacy in the potty as I can...if there is someone else in the bathroom...I will wait until they leave if I can. If I can't, then I will coat the toilet with toilet paper prior to "going" in an effort to mute any sound effects.
  • terrappyn
    terrappyn Posts: 324 Member
    I'm in DC. If you ever hear a knock on the wall, don't answer unless you're into Congressmen or something.

    Curious, but afraid to ask what Congressman is.

    ^^^^^^^^^ Really???..


    She's from Canada....
  • DenyseMarieL
    DenyseMarieL Posts: 673 Member
    Natural bodily function. We all do it.

    Channing Tatum, that super hot, sexy, buff body.......it poops.

    Everybody poops.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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  • naculp
    naculp Posts: 225 Member
    You shy poopers are looking at it all wrong. Don't be afraid of anything; think of it as a checklist instead.

    Y'know, something like "Places I've Shat," and you get more points for poo'ing in more and more places.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    My dogs likes to sit at my feet while I poop.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    Good grief... I don't remember Ariel pooping out her spine.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    I thought girls don't poop, WTF.
    Girls don't, but women pinch big loving loaves. :love:
  • LoggingForLife
    LoggingForLife Posts: 504 Member
    My dogs likes to sit at my feet while I poop.

    My 18-month-old does the same thing.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    My dogs likes to sit at my feet while I poop.

    One of mine likes to sit in my husbands underwear around his ankles while he poops...she's a liil stinker!
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    I thought girls don't poop, WTF.
    Girls don't, but women pinch big loving loaves. :love:

    At my work women outnumber men about 25 to 1. There is no hiding that women poop. And it ain't always pretty.

    That being said, I work later than everyone else just so I can use the can after everyone else goes home. And it's a one throne room so I don't ever have to share :laugh:
  • _LilPowerHouse
    _LilPowerHouse Posts: 365 Member
    I'm in DC. If you ever hear a knock on the wall, don't answer unless you're into Congressmen or something.

    Curious, but afraid to ask what Congressman is.

    ^^^^^^^^^ Really???..


    She's from Canada....

    Ahhhhh.. ok.. she's excused.. LOL
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Natural bodily function. We all do it.

    Channing Tatum, that super hot, sexy, buff body.......it poops.

    Everybody poops.

    I ruined Playboy magazines for my now ex-husband when he was looking at a pic of one of the girls sitting with her elbows on her knees, and I said I'd bet that's what she looks like when she's pooping. I don't mind pooping with my friends, otherwise, aside from my dogs following me into the bathroom, I prefer to be alone.
  • BEAUTY4UBEAST
    BEAUTY4UBEAST Posts: 372
    Cough and flush at the same time.. just as u begin to release!! helps a lil... lol
  • lorib75
    lorib75 Posts: 490 Member
    EVERYBODY POOPS
  • elevatorguy925
    elevatorguy925 Posts: 45
    I poop regardless of how many people are in the bathroom.


    I take pride in the fact that me doing so generally elicits an "EWWWWW WHO THE **** DID THAT?!"


    ROFLMAO :laugh:

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