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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    just pooped!

    wait...this isn't the BM thread...
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    "Jane Says"

    Jane says
    I'm done with Sergio
    He treats me like a ragdoll
    She hides
    The television
    Says I don't owe him nothing,
    But if he comes back again
    Tell him to wait right here for me
    Or just
    Try again tomorrow
    I'm gonna kick tomorrow
    Gonna kick tomorrow

    Jane says
    Have you seen my wig around?
    I feel naked without it
    She knows
    They all want her to go
    But that's O.K. man
    She dont like them anyway
    Jane says
    She's goin away to spain
    When she gets my money saved
    I'm gonna start tomorrow
    I'm gonna kick tomorrow
    Gonna kick tomorrow

    She gets mad
    Starts to cry
    She takes a swing but
    She cant hit
    She don't mean no harm
    She just don't know
    What else to do about it

    Jane goes
    To the store at 8:00
    She walk up on St. Andrews
    She waits
    And gets her dinner there
    She pulls her dinner
    From her pocket
    Jane says
    I've never been in love
    I don't know what it is
    Only knows if someone wants her
    I want them if they want me
    I only know they want me

    She gets mad
    And she starts to cry
    She takes a swing man
    She cant hit!
    She don't mean no harm
    She just dont know
    What else to do about it

    Jane says
    Jane says

    :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

    but what's in the briefcase?
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

    Cranktastic stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Bacon?
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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    Jedi don't have bank accounts.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    So i feel a bit dense.. (and not b/c I am fat either)


    Of course not. You are obviously well muscled. After all, everybody knows that muscle is denser than fat.:tongue:

    merry me
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
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    Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

    whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    Baby corn are actually very young corn, picked before they reach maturity. It's probably why they're so delicious and soft. I had always just assumed they were some other corn-like vegetable that only grows to that size. I was really surprised to learn otherwise.
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
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    9SfBj.gif

    I think I peed a little.
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
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    All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

    but what's in the briefcase?

    Marsellus Wallace's soul.
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
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    I just found out that a female peacock is not, infact, called a pea****. Whodathunkit?!?!? :noway:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy. The skipper's real name on Gilligan's Island is Jonas Grumby. It was mentioned once in the first episode on their radio's newscast about the wreck.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    89343-cool-starry-bra-3480-1282670970-15.jpg

    I see your Meme and raise you an Anti-Meme
    dorothy-goes-to-tell-uncle-henry-and-auntie-em-10.jpg
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.
    Like a pimp.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    I see your Meme and raise you an Anti-Meme
    dorothy-goes-to-tell-uncle-henry-and-auntie-em-10.jpg
    Ha! Oh, that was good.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
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    Udders. That is all.
  • Init_to_winit
    Init_to_winit Posts: 258 Member
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    89343-cool-starry-bra-3480-1282670970-15.jpg

    ????????????:indifferent:

    "Cool story, bra"

    I totally didn't get this until the explanation....duh!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

    but what's in the briefcase?

    Marsellus Wallace's soul.

    it was removed from the back of his neck, right?....hence, the bandaid?

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