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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    "Jane Says"

    Jane says
    I'm done with Sergio
    He treats me like a ragdoll
    She hides
    The television
    Says I don't owe him nothing,
    But if he comes back again
    Tell him to wait right here for me
    Or just
    Try again tomorrow
    I'm gonna kick tomorrow
    Gonna kick tomorrow

    Jane says
    Have you seen my wig around?
    I feel naked without it
    She knows
    They all want her to go
    But that's O.K. man
    She dont like them anyway
    Jane says
    She's goin away to spain
    When she gets my money saved
    I'm gonna start tomorrow
    I'm gonna kick tomorrow
    Gonna kick tomorrow

    She gets mad
    Starts to cry
    She takes a swing but
    She cant hit
    She don't mean no harm
    She just don't know
    What else to do about it

    Jane goes
    To the store at 8:00
    She walk up on St. Andrews
    She waits
    And gets her dinner there
    She pulls her dinner
    From her pocket
    Jane says
    I've never been in love
    I don't know what it is
    Only knows if someone wants her
    I want them if they want me
    I only know they want me

    She gets mad
    And she starts to cry
    She takes a swing man
    She cant hit!
    She don't mean no harm
    She just dont know
    What else to do about it

    Jane says
    Jane says

    ❤❤❤ the live version with the steel drums.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
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    just pooped!

    wait...this isn't the BM thread...

    Me too!!! Oh, right, wrong thread.

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  • hollyNhollywood
    hollyNhollywood Posts: 426 Member
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    ????????????:indifferent:

    "Cool story, bra"

    I totally didn't get this until the explanation....duh!

    And where can I find such a bra?
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
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  • hpsNcrvs
    hpsNcrvs Posts: 74
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    I was at McDonald's and ordered french fries..when I got my order and sat down, I found a fingernail in my fries...ewwwwwww, gross, right?

    Well,,the manager gladly replaced my order and didn't charge me. I went back and sat down...and was just about to bite into my burger, when I realized my fingernail had broken off.

    Wtf!!!!

    Moral of the story, Lay off the burgers, fatass!!!

    Yeah, I know....wth did that have to do with this thread? Nothin :-)


    No, no, no. The moral here is that the marketing capex of nail salons have been at a steady decrease since 2008 forced Americans to prioritize their leasure money.


    Nooo nooo..my fingernails are real..it took me 2 months to grow my beautiful nails....and I broke it off when I chose fast food today over my usual salad. Had I eaten my salad..my nails would still be all one length, and beautiful. Fast food is bad for you...there's finally proof :-)
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
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    I like turtles.

    How do you feel about tortoises?
  • DontWeightStartNow
    DontWeightStartNow Posts: 58 Member
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    The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."
  • DontWeightStartNow
    DontWeightStartNow Posts: 58 Member
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    Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

    Cranktastic stole the cookies from the cookie jar!



    who me?

    yes you!

    COULDNT BE!

    Then who?


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    you win!!!

    What military did Colonel Mustard actually serve in from June, 1948 until his retirement in January, 1954? You have 30 seconds....
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Luke's duck licks lakes

    Edited because I can't even type it right, much less say it.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life".
  • half_moon
    half_moon Posts: 807 Member
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    The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."

    AAAAHAHAHAHA
  • hpsNcrvs
    hpsNcrvs Posts: 74
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    I just bought a $1 Illinois Lottery Holiday Cash Scratchoff....and won $5

    Should I..

    *cash it in and get the $5
    *buy 5 more tickets
    *buy one $5 ticket

    Hmmmmmm..decisions..decisions :-)
  • freddykid
    freddykid Posts: 265 Member
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    awesome!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."

    wow Grizzly Admas Does have a beard
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    You are welcome.
  • hpsNcrvs
    hpsNcrvs Posts: 74
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    Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

    Cranktastic stole the cookies from the cookie jar!



    who me?

    yes you!

    COULDNT BE!

    Then who?


    il_570xN.366838876_csc5.jpg

    you win!!!

    What military did Colonel Mustard actually serve in from June, 1948 until his retirement in January, 1954? You have 30 seconds....

    British Army ?
  • mfpcopine
    mfpcopine Posts: 3,093 Member
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    All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

    In Agatha Christie's "The Clocks," they're all stopped at 4:13.
  • flabbyjay
    flabbyjay Posts: 95 Member
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    I just bought a $1 Illinois Lottery Holiday Cash Scratchoff....and won $5

    Should I..

    *cash it in and get the $5
    *buy 5 more tickets
    *buy one $5 ticket

    Hmmmmmm..decisions..decisions :-)

    Buy two OE 40's!! Ole school!
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
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