Smart man or asking for trouble? lol

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  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    I thought that was rather funny. Sounds like something my husband would have said and it would have made me laugh which probably would have been his intention.
  • Thokiz
    Thokiz Posts: 55 Member
    Come home Sunday morning, throw the deer on the kitchen table & say "Here, finish cleaning this!"

    Then grab a beer & start watching the games.
  • VictoriaWorksOut
    VictoriaWorksOut Posts: 195 Member


    by the way...she knows I make light of everything to try and get the humor factor out of bad days so, I'm probably good and will take her to dinner tonight then go hunting :)

    Dinner tonight.... that's a good husband!
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    that'll just save her the trouble of draggin your body out to the woods later...
  • dorothytd
    dorothytd Posts: 1,138 Member

    I would relish the thought of having the weekend off without worrying about cleaning up, cooking, or trying to make my husband happy. Would cheer me right up. (Married 9 years now but every marriage is different).

    ^^^^^^^^YES!

    Make it 19 - LOVE him, but a hunting weekend wouldn't upset me at all!!! He doesn't hunt. :grumble:
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Just wondering the woman who said this is why she is divorced do you hunt to much or were the woman whining??

    She probably didn't have a sense of humor!
  • actual text just a few minutes ago....

    my wife: The more n more this day goes on the pissier im getting.

    Me: k...when I get off work im going to barn, getting camper, hunting all weekend....see you monday! Love ya :)
    Unless "barn" is code for "mall", "camper" is code for "expensive gift" and "hunting" is code for "pleasing you" -- you're toast.
  • dirtbikegirl5
    dirtbikegirl5 Posts: 391 Member
    Are you already aware of what she is mad about or did you just get the text and are puzzled?

    Your answer sounds playful, not serious. My husband and I don't text each other, but if we did, this sounds like something he would say to get me out of whatever I am upset about.

    If you call her, will she answer or do you picture her looking at the caller ID and ignoring the call?
  • ellabelle0310
    ellabelle0310 Posts: 92 Member
    Come home Sunday morning, throw the deer on the kitchen table & say "Here, finish cleaning this!"

    Then grab a beer & start watching the games.

    This would be the exact situation in my house..Moral of the story: Don't b*tch to the ol' man! HAHA!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Just wondering the woman who said this is why she is divorced do you hunt to much or were the woman whining??

    ex husband hunted above everything else. The text alone is funny...but when its the 937th one like that its no longer funny.
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    If it was me, I'd take her with me so she could be miserable the entire weekend! :)
  • Just wondering the woman who said this is why she is divorced do you hunt to much or were the woman whining??

    She probably didn't have a sense of humor!

    Must be his wife..lol J/K
  • Maybe it will do her some good! When I'm in a bad mood, sometimes I just need a little me time. Maybe she can go out with some friends, get a pedi or just take a nice hot bath.
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
    Def. asking for trouble... because a sudden out of nowhere hunting trip will probably add to the list she's drawing of things pissing her off.
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
    actual text just a few minutes ago....

    my wife: The more n more this day goes on the pissier im getting.

    Me: k...when I get off work im going to barn, getting camper, hunting all weekend....see you monday! Love ya :)
    Unless "barn" is code for "mall", "camper" is code for "expensive gift" and "hunting" is code for "pleasing you" -- you're toast.

    ^^ I love this lol
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    my reply would have been:

    oh cool. i will have both kids packed and ready for you! have a great time. miss ya!
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    The manager at a Farm & Fleet told his new hire "I want you to sell a hunting rifle, I will be over here watching"

    A guy walks into the store and the new hire walks up and says can I help you.

    The guy says yes I need to buy some tampons for my wife.

    The new hire says sure, follow me. Leads him back to the hunting section and show the guy a hunting rifle.

    The guy says hey I am not mad at my wife I just need some tampons. Why would you show me a gun?

    The new hire says "Because your weekends shot you might as well go hunting."
  • glitterjam
    glitterjam Posts: 145 Member
    oh I would say asking for trouble lol

    the right answer might have been asking her what she is upset about.. then if it gets worse.. then I would grab the camper and head for the hills for the next day, two.. year..

    ah.. you but you said you loved her.. so probably a good idea to stick around and figure out what the problem might be.. she might need to also get in the camper and escape.. and then wow that would be fun !!!!

    THIS.
  • tmauck4472
    tmauck4472 Posts: 1,785 Member
    When I'm in one of those moods, my husband is safer if he's out of the house, and he takes the kids with him. It's a win win :)
  • r0se125
    r0se125 Posts: 228 Member
    If that's your sense of humor and she knows it then I say your fine :) my husband is like that also and no matter how mad I am when he says something like that always gets me to cheer up at least a little.
  • missytrishy
    missytrishy Posts: 203 Member
    actual text just a few minutes ago....

    my wife: The more n more this day goes on the pissier im getting.

    Me: k...when I get off work im going to barn, getting camper, hunting all weekend....see you monday! Love ya :)
    Unless "barn" is code for "mall", "camper" is code for "expensive gift" and "hunting" is code for "pleasing you" -- you're toast.


    LOLOLOL ^^This!
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    Start preparing the dinner now...have it on the table and slippers at the door. :laugh:
  • laural007
    laural007 Posts: 251 Member
    That would've made me laugh, regardless of how pissy I was.
  • wrevhn
    wrevhn Posts: 864 Member
    you can not avoid it forever. buy her something sparkley when you head back to distract her building rage. the longer your gone, the more sparkley it should be.
  • gingerveg
    gingerveg Posts: 748 Member
    I'm going with: in trouble.

    ETA: unless you were kidding about the hunting thing, then I think you are fine
  • ellabelle0310
    ellabelle0310 Posts: 92 Member
    Must be in the air...I didn't have to send a text for mine to come in and declare he is leaving to go hunt, hahaha!
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Needs a winky face or a j/k
  • pwittek10
    pwittek10 Posts: 723 Member
    Hay!
    That would not piss me off!
    I'd say have a great time, come back with a smile on your face.
    what makes my man happy makes me happy
  • Car0lynnM
    Car0lynnM Posts: 332 Member
    You should stop at home and drop off a bottle of wine, box of chocolates, and bouquet of flowers for her. Monday will be so much easier that way.
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    actual text just a few minutes ago....

    my wife: The more n more this day goes on the pissier im getting.

    Me: k...when I get off work im going to barn, getting camper, hunting all weekend....see you monday! Love ya :)

    LMAO!!!