Do you weigh your boobs?

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  • Derpina7
    Derpina7 Posts: 552 Member
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    Lol.. umm, how? :P
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
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    Do you remove your boobs to weigh them?

    I figure I need my weight to be accurate for what people see. So when I am kidnapped and the place issue a BOLO for a brunette, 5”6’ ... If they deduct my boo age weight people might see m, but not report me because I look like the 136# My scales say, not 130# sans boob weight. ( or whatever bobs weigh)
  • kimbolay7
    kimbolay7 Posts: 96 Member
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    Cant be bothered to look for the answer... :laugh: How do you weigh em??

    Plop them on a scale (individually).

    Sounds uncomfortable!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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    So I looked it up and apparently the average women's boob weighs between 1-4lbs.
    I weighed my cutlets....twice.

    Approx 12 oz each.

    Son of a .......!
  • bgelliott
    bgelliott Posts: 610 Member
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    I have never physically attempted to weigh them but I did get the formula to the weight of implants based on the number of cc's so I do have a good idea of what they actually weight...lol
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
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    Hahaha I'm so glad im not the only one. Had a bored day and did some weighing. HAHA Put the scales on the counter and weighted away. hahaha
    rrrreally!?! Is it accurate though? My breasts go on for miles!

    I would think it would be pretty close... Just flop em up there one breast at a time. Lol
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
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    So I looked it up and apparently the average women's boob weighs between 1-4lbs.
    I weighed my cutlets....twice.

    Approx 12 oz each.

    Son of a .......!

    I just pictured you doing that. Hot. lol.
  • crazyellybean
    crazyellybean Posts: 999 Member
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    I'm very curious how this would work... do you use a kitchen scale? post meter? regular scale? LOL .. so confused
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
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    I would probaly be down ten lbs without boobs but I can't figure out how to take them off....Any Ideas
  • CalJur
    CalJur Posts: 627 Member
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    how you do that there????? that is get your weight with and without boobs? also although a pain in the *kitten* for me i'm available to assist with all weigh ins.
  • klacount77
    klacount77 Posts: 270 Member
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    Just posting so this shows up on my newsfeed and my friends go DAFAQ?

    ^^ LOL, yes!
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
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    I always thought breasts were measured by handfuls.
  • purpleipod
    purpleipod Posts: 1,147 Member
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    Um.. no? Why would I?
  • megan1869
    megan1869 Posts: 166 Member
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    Am I the only one picturing that scene from an old Simpsons episode where Homer accidentally gets his gut caught on the towel rack and thought he was all skinny and junk until the towel rack broke?... Doh!
  • elskars
    elskars Posts: 18
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    These threads get creepy real quick.
  • antizoni1
    antizoni1 Posts: 334
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    My hands are licensed to weigh boobs
  • dcmat
    dcmat Posts: 1,723 Member
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    I hear that the scales at the Post Office are best!!!
  • JessicaBR0
    JessicaBR0 Posts: 256 Member
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    Do you hold the scale up or lay on the floor in a low plank?

    :laugh: That is a good question. LOL
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    Couldn't help it, a thread with "boobs" in the title. How can I not click? I think I'm going to have to weigh my wifes tonight. Several time to be sure it's accurate.
  • Cherbear67
    Cherbear67 Posts: 245 Member
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    I would probably be 10 pounds lighter.. Might have to get hubby to hold them one morning so I can weigh without them..lol

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