OMG I'M SO SCARED THAT I'LL GAIN TOMORROW!

LadyQueefsalot
LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
in Food and Nutrition
I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

one boiled egg white
One head of lettuce
vinegar to taste
box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!
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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    sounds legit
  • 50kgtoofat
    50kgtoofat Posts: 125 Member
    I personally wouldn't to your plan as you will be stripping your body of nutrients and it only loses water weight, well does for me when I get gastro. Why don't you not weigh yourself for another week so give yourself a week to work off the food you eat today and get moving.
  • belladonna786
    belladonna786 Posts: 1,165 Member
    :huh:
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
    nutrients are so fattening!!!!!
    I personally wouldn't to your plan as you will be stripping your body of nutrients and it only loses water weight, well does for me when I get gastro. Why don't you not weigh yourself for another week so give yourself a week to work off the food you eat today and get moving.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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  • AntWrig
    AntWrig Posts: 2,273 Member
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    I see what you did there.
  • DaphneAtx
    DaphneAtx Posts: 153
    Hilarious (i hope)
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
    :wink:
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    I see what you did there.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Hilarious (i hope)

    Wrong forum for this post.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    In for chocolate laxatives.
  • VeganZombie13
    VeganZombie13 Posts: 297
    You can still have a good Thanksgiving. PPl just need to chill... It's only one day.. To me it;s the same as having a high calorie day. Relax and enjoy the day imo.... Happy Thanksgiving
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    I'd skip the lettuce. Have you ever seen a skinny rabbit?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    In for chocolate laxatives.
    I wrap them in Lindt wrappers. I don't know the difference.
  • NoMoreFlubbering
    NoMoreFlubbering Posts: 95 Member
    I love you people.
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
    I don't know how to chill. i'm so anal retentive that accidentally took too many laxatives and crapped out my sense of humor.
    You can still have a good Thanksgiving. PPl just need to chill... It's only one day.. To me it;s the same as having a high calorie day. Relax and enjoy the day imo.... Happy Thanksgiving
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    In for chocolate laxatives.

    I'll take the chocolate...you can have the laxatives.
  • miadhail
    miadhail Posts: 383 Member
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    Gaining weight just by thinking or looking at food.. Hm. :laugh: Thank you for the laughs! Happy early thanksgiving!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I'd skip the lettuce. Have you ever seen a skinny rabbit?

    it's water weight...

    don't you know...lettuce is all water and a little chlorophyll.
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    do it, and if you still eat something, purge it!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

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  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    the strawberry laxatives tastes better, plus those are easier to hide in your cran sauce.
  • jesswait
    jesswait Posts: 218 Member
    You should try the hardboiled egg, cabbage and cat litter and diet coke cleanse. That should help you lose 10 lbs this week.
  • Cindy393
    Cindy393 Posts: 268 Member
    OMG I am too!!!!

    I would definitely leave out the egg yolk tho--that's a sure deal breaker!
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
    DON'T TALK ABOUT YOLKS. you just made me go up a pant size.
    OMG I am too!!!!

    I would definitely leave out the egg yolk tho--that's a sure deal breaker!
  • amonkey794
    amonkey794 Posts: 651 Member
    This puts a smile on my face! LOL
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    This would be better placed in chit chat, lest someone actually takes it seriously...
  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    Wait, you have a house with two toilets? You do have much to celebrate and be thankful this year!

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • rodneyderrick
    rodneyderrick Posts: 483 Member
    You can't undo what you've done in one day, as long as you don't stop logging.
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

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    HAHAHHA!!

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