OMG I'M SO SCARED THAT I'LL GAIN TOMORROW!
LadyQueefsalot
Posts: 150 Member
I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:
one boiled egg white
One head of lettuce
vinegar to taste
box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.
I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!
one boiled egg white
One head of lettuce
vinegar to taste
box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.
I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!
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sounds legit0
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I personally wouldn't to your plan as you will be stripping your body of nutrients and it only loses water weight, well does for me when I get gastro. Why don't you not weigh yourself for another week so give yourself a week to work off the food you eat today and get moving.0
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:huh:0
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nutrients are so fattening!!!!!I personally wouldn't to your plan as you will be stripping your body of nutrients and it only loses water weight, well does for me when I get gastro. Why don't you not weigh yourself for another week so give yourself a week to work off the food you eat today and get moving.0
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I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:
one boiled egg white
One head of lettuce
vinegar to taste
box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.
I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!
I see what you did there.0 -
Hilarious (i hope)0
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I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:
one boiled egg white
One head of lettuce
vinegar to taste
box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.
I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!
I see what you did there.0 -
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Hilarious (i hope)
Wrong forum for this post.0 -
In for chocolate laxatives.0
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You can still have a good Thanksgiving. PPl just need to chill... It's only one day.. To me it;s the same as having a high calorie day. Relax and enjoy the day imo.... Happy Thanksgiving0
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I'd skip the lettuce. Have you ever seen a skinny rabbit?0
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In for chocolate laxatives.0
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I love you people.0
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I don't know how to chill. i'm so anal retentive that accidentally took too many laxatives and crapped out my sense of humor.You can still have a good Thanksgiving. PPl just need to chill... It's only one day.. To me it;s the same as having a high calorie day. Relax and enjoy the day imo.... Happy Thanksgiving0
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In for chocolate laxatives.
I'll take the chocolate...you can have the laxatives.0 -
I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:
one boiled egg white
One head of lettuce
vinegar to taste
box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.
I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!
Gaining weight just by thinking or looking at food.. Hm. :laugh: Thank you for the laughs! Happy early thanksgiving!0 -
I'd skip the lettuce. Have you ever seen a skinny rabbit?
it's water weight...
don't you know...lettuce is all water and a little chlorophyll.0 -
do it, and if you still eat something, purge it!0
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