OMG I'M SO SCARED THAT I'LL GAIN TOMORROW!

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  • Strobins05
    Strobins05 Posts: 716
    the strawberry laxatives tastes better, plus those are easier to hide in your cran sauce.
    ^^^^ LOL, you win!:flowerforyou:
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
    LMFAO! you're my new best friend!
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    Wait, you have a house with two toilets? You do have much to celebrate and be thankful this year!

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    Wait, you have a house with two toilets? You do have much to celebrate and be thankful this year!

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

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  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
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    Let's all take a moment of silence and pay the toilets the respect they deserve.....
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    Wait, you have a house with two toilets? You do have much to celebrate and be thankful this year!

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

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    twin toilet aww how sweet! Would anyone ever be that close????
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    Wait, you have a house with two toilets? You do have much to celebrate and be thankful this year!

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

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    i know it's probably the lighting glare on the glossy pink...but why does everything look slightly orangy-brown stained?
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    I don't know how to chill. i'm so anal retentive that accidentally took too many laxatives and crapped out my sense of humor.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but this sounds like the exact opposite of "anal retentive."
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I've lost about 34 lbs in the past year, but that is because of my rampant obsessive compulsiveness- but for good reason!!!! See, I have this problem where if I look at certain foods, and even think too much about them too much, I start gaining weight. So my emergency menu for tomorrow is:

    one boiled egg white
    One head of lettuce
    vinegar to taste
    box of chocolate laxatives for dessert.

    I'm thankful that I live in a house with two toilets!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    Wait, you have a house with two toilets? You do have much to celebrate and be thankful this year!

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    138106.jpg

    i know it's probably the lighting glare on the glossy pink...but why does everything look slightly orangy-brown stained?

    Highly Concentrated Beet Diet.
  • msshiraz
    msshiraz Posts: 327 Member
    The stupidest weight loss idea I had ever had, (I was 16) was to eat a huge dinner like this, and myself and then BFF took epicac so it would make us throw up. We had pizza for lunch, then took our little potion- and nothing happened............nothing! So we said screw it, by the time big dinner came around, we sat down, and my BFF took one bite and turned green- ran out the door- saw her throwing up in the toilet which prompted the "potion' to kick in for me- we both vomitted for hours...........

    We joke now, (24 years later) about our day in the life of being bulimic (this is in no way to disrespect this awful illness- but at teens, we thought it would be an easy fix)
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
    OMG I'm peeing my pants. :smokin:
    I don't know how to chill. i'm so anal retentive that accidentally took too many laxatives and crapped out my sense of humor.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but this sounds like the exact opposite of "anal retentive."
  • msshiraz
    msshiraz Posts: 327 Member
    Also- I did a little test run in MFP Diary of what an average caloric intake would be.
    4 oz turkey, white meat, 1 cup of mashed potatoes, 1 cup of stuffing, 2 dinner rolls, 1/2 cup cranberry sauce, 2 glasses of red wine, 1/2 cup gravy, and one slice of pumpkin pie. The total calorie on this was around 2500, so not sure where the number 4500 came from (I posted it because my gym has posted it). But I guess there are many things not listed here- like I said this was just a guess to see how high it would be.
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
    Well, I know I eat way more than 4 oz of turkey, and will probably take down two cups of sausage stuffing, plus rolls and butter, oh and can't forget the candied sweet potatoes, plus cake and pie, plus at least for or five glasses on champagne, wine, and maybe a little spiked eggnog? Oh and of course coffee with bailey's. I just planning on spending the next say humping my husband silly (it's also our anniversary weekend).
  • msshiraz
    msshiraz Posts: 327 Member
    Well sounds like you have a good plan...............drink lots of water with all that booze as well as workouts scheduled! :laugh:

    Too funny!

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