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Things that will likely happen BEFORE you win the lottery

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  • cbrrabbit25
    cbrrabbit25 Posts: 384 Member
    Everyone figures out how to spell "lose".
    ha ha, yep!
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    Everyone figures out how to spell "lose".

    ROFL (well, not really, still sitting)
  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
    - CHICKZ I WILL WANT 2 HAVE THE SECKS WITH ME!!!
    - ILL HAVE THE SECKS WITH A HUMAN!!!
    - SUM1 WILL SEND ME MFP PM NUDIEZ!!! OMG
    - ILL EAT A WHOLE TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Everyone figures out how to spell "lose".



    This would make me SO happy....I almost want this MORE than winning the lottery!

    Almost.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    Hot chicks start posting pics in the NC-17 group. :grumble:

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  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    Everyone figures out how to spell "lose".

    And they will learn that 1 pound = 1 pound.....no matter what you are weighing.

    So wait a minute...are you saying that a pound of muscle does NOT weigh more than a pound of fat??? :noway:
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Military fronts will be done gangnam style

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    lmao!!!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'll give marriage another try . . . BAH HA HA! :noway:

    I'll probably win the lottery first.

    Come come now.... You look good in white :)
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Swanny will get his forum ban lifted.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    OJ confesses
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    Hot chicks start posting pics in the NC-17 group. :grumble:

    Someone should definitely direct me to this thread...
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    Hot chicks start posting pics in the NC-17 group. :grumble:
    Someone should definitely direct me to this thread...
    You dig tufts of hair poking out of buttholes? :sick:
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    Hot chicks start posting pics in the NC-17 group. :grumble:
    Someone should definitely direct me to this thread...
    You dig tufts of hair poking out of buttholes? :sick:

    Those words should never, ever; be used in the same sentence again.
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    My kids will clean their rooms without being yelled at or guilted into it!
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    Everyone figures out how to spell "lose".

    And they will learn that 1 pound = 1 pound.....no matter what you are weighing.

    So wait a minute...are you saying that a pound of muscle does NOT weigh more than a pound of fat??? :noway:

    No, I would never suggest such ridiculousness. :tongue:

    You must have read that wrong.
  • farfoorah
    farfoorah Posts: 168
    I'd marry that scary cat guy.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'd marry that scary cat guy.


    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Man-Gets-Struck-By-Lightning-Walking-Down-The-Street.gif&sa=X&ei=onS2UKTwGIGYyAGikIB4&ved=0CAsQ8wc4Dw&usg=AFQjCNFiV4D-Blag0mxELD2ze4uYhYWEwQ

    did that guy just levitate after getting struck by lightning?

    if so - please add get struck by lightning to my bucket list

    Also most likely to happen before I win the lottery? I'll win a random millionth visitor prize somewhere and do something or eat something free for life.

    True story. Gonna happen.

    Hope its Delta.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I'd marry that scary cat guy.
    eek!
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    Hot chicks start posting pics in the NC-17 group. :grumble:
    Someone should definitely direct me to this thread...
    You dig tufts of hair poking out of buttholes? :sick:

    Those words should never, ever; be used in the same sentence again.

    :sick:
  • Lady_Bane
    Lady_Bane Posts: 720 Member
    I will become a millionaire. HAHAHA
  • Lady_Bane
    Lady_Bane Posts: 720 Member
    Hot chicks start posting pics in the NC-17 group. :grumble:
    Someone should definitely direct me to this thread...
    You dig tufts of hair poking out of buttholes? :sick:

    Those words should never, ever; be used in the same sentence again.

    :sick:

    bwahahahhahah
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    My doober will not look like an acorn in a bird nest .
  • ekkand
    ekkand Posts: 592 Member
    I just laughed so hard reading these. So true.
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    My doober will not look like an acorn in a bird nest .

    Damnit Cliff...:laugh:
  • beckajw
    beckajw Posts: 1,728 Member
    Everyone figures out how to spell "lose".

    And they will learn that 1 pound = 1 pound.....no matter what you are weighing.

    So wait a minute...are you saying that a pound of muscle does NOT weigh more than a pound of fat??? :noway:

    People will stop posting this ridiculous comment and understand that the comment that muscle weighs more than fat includes a volume component.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I'll be able to stick a feather up my @$$ and fly.
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Hell. Freezes. Over.
  • LuckyMe381
    LuckyMe381 Posts: 105 Member
    Everyone figures out how to spell "lose".

    OMG LOVE THIS!!!!!!!
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
    Hot chicks start posting pics in the NC-17 group. :grumble:

    There is a NC-17 group???
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