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All I want for christmas is ?
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A sack full $100.00's0
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A registration for the Race to Wrigley in Chicago, and one for the Shamrock Shuffle, too.
...and to get laid on a fishing trip. (of course)0 -
A girlfriend, but would settle for a date. I mean what girl would not want to go out with a turkey wrapped in bacon that can crap stuffing on command?
:ohwell: :flowerforyou: :bigsmile: :huh:0 -
Mistletoe...and a European.
Or a few bottles of champagne.
Whichever comes first. :drinker:0 -
Cosmotology School Supplies,because all that **** is expensive with the straightner,hairdryer,curling irons,hot combs,aligator clips,shears,cutting sissors,combs,brushes,aprons and the list goes on!!
The Russian space program is expensive to join....
And to get laid on a fishing trip.0 -
Cosmotology School Supplies,because all that **** is expensive with the straightner,hairdryer,curling irons,hot combs,aligator clips,shears,cutting sissors,combs,brushes,aprons and the list goes on!!
The Russian space program is expensive to join....
And to get laid on a fishing trip.
This is getting to be like the 12 day of christmas!!!
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeee a lay on a fishingggggggg tripppppppppppp0 -
For my 1991 Jeep Cherokee to magically turn into a 2013 Jeep Wrangler (4doors please).
If I can't get that, then I will settle for a working heater in my car. ;-)0 -
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two warts where I never wanted warts.This is getting to be like the 12 day of christmas!!!
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeee a lay on a fishingggggggg tripppppppppppp0 -
Anal.0
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Three rotten apples
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two warts where I never wanted warts.This is getting to be like the 12 day of christmas!!!
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeee a lay on a fishingggggggg tripppppppppppp0 -
4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 WARTS! gross!
and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp0 -
All I want for Christmas is a Speedo like the guy in the SoCo commercials. But I want it in purple. Purple makes you look more tan and I can't compete with his glistening, golden skin.0
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Anal.
This is why I love you! This was on my list this year too!0 -
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive pooooooooooooooooooooopsnaaaaaaaaaacks!
Three rotten apples
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two warts where I never wanted warts.This is getting to be like the 12 day of christmas!!!
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeee a lay on a fishingggggggg tripppppppppppp0 -
4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 WARTS! gross!
and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp0 -
to giveAnal.0 -
6 itchy rashes4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 WARTS! gross!
and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp0 -
4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 WARTS! gross!
and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
7 hot, steamy carls
6 itchy rashes
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp0 -
Eight friend list tracking systems...4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 WARTS! gross!
and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
7 hot, steamy carls
6 itchy rashes
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp0 -
1. Skittybang bang
2. a 9mm
3. a tattoo
4 making it rain at the strip club!!!!
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all i want is some hookers and blow,a new clown suit,and a shovel0
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Anal.
This is why I love you! This was on my list this year too!
Liars!!0 -
Anal.
This is why I love you! This was on my list this year too!
Liars!!
We would never lie about this.0 -
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Eight friend list tracking systems...4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 WARTS! gross!
and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
7 hot, steamy carls
6 itchy rashes
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
9 golden showers.0 -
TEN POOPSNACKS!
Eight friend list tracking systems...4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 WARTS! gross!
and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
7 hot, steamy carls
6 itchy rashes
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
9 golden showers.
Now, don't skip poopsnacks again!
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TEN POOPSNACKS!
Eight friend list tracking systems...4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 WARTS! gross!
and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
7 hot, steamy carls
6 itchy rashes
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
9 golden showers.
Now, don't skip poopsnacks again!
11 cherry slurpees0 -
10 golden showers
9 friend list tracking systems
8 hot, steamy carls
7 itchy rashes
6 purple speedos '
555555555555555555 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP SNACKKKKKKKKKKKKKS
4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
fixed because we missed a very special #5
OH NEVERMIND i was too slow LOL0 -
TEN POOPSNACKS!
Eight friend list tracking systems...4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 WARTS! gross!
and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
7 hot, steamy carls
6 itchy rashes
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
9 golden showers.
Now, don't skip poopsnacks again!
Don't get your poopsnacks in fckn bunch. You can have them.0 -
No, YOU can have them. Means more poopsnacks anyway.
TEN POOPSNACKS!
Eight friend list tracking systems...4 merkins thank you
3 rotten apples
2 WARTS! gross!
and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
7 hot, steamy carls
6 itchy rashes
5 purple speedos
4merkin thank you
3 rotten apples
2 warts, gross!
And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
9 golden showers.
Now, don't skip poopsnacks again!
Don't get your poopsnacks in fckn bunch. You can have them.0
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