All I want for christmas is ?

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  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    All I want for Christmas is a Speedo like the guy in the SoCo commercials. But I want it in purple. Purple makes you look more tan and I can't compete with his glistening, golden skin.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    Anal.


    This is why I love you! This was on my list this year too!
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    This is getting to be like the 12 day of christmas!!!

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeee a lay on a fishingggggggg tripppppppppppp
    On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two warts where I never wanted warts.
    Three rotten apples
    Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive pooooooooooooooooooooopsnaaaaaaaaaacks!
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    Anal.
    to give
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    6 itchy rashes
    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

    7 hot, steamy carls
    6 itchy rashes
    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

    7 hot, steamy carls
    6 itchy rashes
    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    Eight friend list tracking systems...
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    1. Skittybang bang
    2. a 9mm
    3. a tattoo
    4 making it rain at the strip club!!!!

    :devil:
  • LollipopPsyco
    LollipopPsyco Posts: 22
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    all i want is some hookers and blow,a new clown suit,and a shovel
  • flabbyjay
    flabbyjay Posts: 95 Member
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    Anal.


    This is why I love you! This was on my list this year too!

    Liars!!
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    Anal.


    This is why I love you! This was on my list this year too!

    Liars!!


    We would never lie about this.
  • flabbyjay
    flabbyjay Posts: 95 Member
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    Rad Anthem!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPXnzyDiiWw
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

    7 hot, steamy carls
    6 itchy rashes
    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    Eight friend list tracking systems...

    9 golden showers.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

    7 hot, steamy carls
    6 itchy rashes
    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    Eight friend list tracking systems...

    9 golden showers.
    TEN POOPSNACKS!

    Now, don't skip poopsnacks again! :angry:
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

    7 hot, steamy carls
    6 itchy rashes
    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    Eight friend list tracking systems...

    9 golden showers.
    TEN POOPSNACKS!

    Now, don't skip poopsnacks again! :angry:

    11 cherry slurpees
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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    10 golden showers
    9 friend list tracking systems
    8 hot, steamy carls
    7 itchy rashes
    6 purple speedos '

    555555555555555555 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP SNACKKKKKKKKKKKKKS
    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

    fixed because we missed a very special #5


    OH NEVERMIND i was too slow LOL
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

    7 hot, steamy carls
    6 itchy rashes
    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    Eight friend list tracking systems...

    9 golden showers.
    TEN POOPSNACKS!

    Now, don't skip poopsnacks again! :angry:

    Don't get your poopsnacks in fckn bunch. You can have them.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

    7 hot, steamy carls
    6 itchy rashes
    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    Eight friend list tracking systems...

    9 golden showers.
    TEN POOPSNACKS!

    Now, don't skip poopsnacks again! :angry:

    Don't get your poopsnacks in fckn bunch. You can have them.
    No, YOU can have them. Means more poopsnacks anyway.

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