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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Parasaurolophus or a quetzalcoatlus.

    Will Quetzalcoatl return on December 21, 2012?

    Yes, Nostradamus predicted it:
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  • yogsvr4
    yogsvr4 Posts: 149 Member
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    I want to be a great white shark. I've always wanted to try hunting seal :laugh:
  • ncthomas09
    ncthomas09 Posts: 322 Member
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    A dog because they're always so happy.....oh look a ball....YAY!!!
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
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    The Angel of Death:

    Because I would like to be with some one during their darkest hour, to comfort them in their time of need, when they are their absolute most vulnerable.
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    A dog because they're always so happy.....oh look a ball....YAY!!!

    SQUIRREL!!!!!!!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    ...fantasy sports team

    Why?
    Men totally obsess about their fantasy sports team. They talk about them all the time. They plan things to do with them. They take the time to find out how the team did that day. They relive their own glory days through the team's accomplishments - meaning if the team wins, then the man has won by proxy. They stress if their team has injuries. They only want the best for their team and go to great lengths to make sure they have the best. And they are always VERY excited when they get to play with their team. :bigsmile:

    :laugh:
  • sophididdlipops
    sophididdlipops Posts: 3
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    Turtle!
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
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    vampire :D
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
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    A kitty cat! *preens*
  • LeeroyJenkins04
    LeeroyJenkins04 Posts: 37
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    a donkey so i can be the finest *kitten* around
  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
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    River.
  • taekwonkenpo
    taekwonkenpo Posts: 1,004
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    I would like to be a mutated pet store Turtle tarined in martial arts by a mutad Rat i consider to be my father. I would live in the sewer system (free of rent), eat a lot of pizza and be a secret super hero.


    sophididdlipo...............Just a simple Turtle? Think bigger. :happy:
  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
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    An otter.

    That's all.
  • jesswait
    jesswait Posts: 218 Member
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    A Timelord.

    Yep.
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
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    An otter.

    That's all.

    oh my god, I love otters!

    i want to be a *****, I think they have a pretty good time, being loved and stroked and what not
  • maqsmj
    maqsmj Posts: 697
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    i wanna be a NYAN CAT , MEOW
  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
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    An otter.

    That's all.

    oh my god, I love otters!

    i want to be a *****, I think they have a pretty good time, being loved and stroked and what not

    Why has MFP deleted your animal? Was it a beaver?
  • headoverhills
    headoverhills Posts: 70
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    If only "film critic" was another species...

    They are!!!
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
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    vibrator. Maybe then I'd get some play a little more than once every two weeks.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    A squirrel! Only I'll be smart enough not to cross the road in traffic.

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