It's not me, it's you.

_Elemenopee_

What are some of the more memorable break-up lines you've given or received?

My favorite was "I don't want to cheat on you". I still don't really get that one but ok! Peace!

Nerdy_Rose

"There are plenty of other girls who WILL put out!" Not the exact wording, but yea, I was 16 and got dumped for not putting out.

DontStopB_Leakin

I've never been dumped.


True story.


ETA: Also, all my dumping has been done the same, "Get the **** out. Now." Not very memorable.

_skittybang

Huge surprise, never been broken up with - but I told a guy a few months in that "I really only see you as a friend." Then he cried. Then I said "Yea, no."

:bigsmile:

Countryboy_

She looks just like you, but she swallows. See ya.

Strobins05

I've given "I need my space". Yeah, just wasn't feeling dude, LOL.

Strobins05

She looks just like you, but she swallows. See ya.

ROTDF:laugh:

newmein2013

"We both deserve to be happy" And I was fine with that b/c it's true.

scs143

She looks just like you, but she swallows. See ya.

FTW!

_Elemenopee_

She looks just like you, but she swallows. See ya.

Yeah, I can totally see that one for me..LOL

MidwestAngel

Mine wasn't a break-up line, but this guy had asked me to prom and then the next day said he couldn't go with me because he was friends with my brother. Ok, cool, lol

__F4t2f1t__

I think we should just be friends BUT the only friend you can have is me.....selfish bish

IndyMario

I am sorry but...he's an X-Box, and you're just an Atari... And I like keeping up with technology.
You understand, right? Right?!

oregonzoo

"I don't want a girlfriend, but I'd really like you to get pregnant and have my baby so that I can get my life together"

Alex_is_Hawks

oh christ you're making me drag out that line again??

technically I had already ended the relationship but he didn't recognize that...so when we finally called it quits, he dumped me with

"you know if you hadn't lost all that weight we would still be together"

yup.

awesomesauce right there folks.

ShreddedTweet

Never been dumped but I always try and be super-logical when breaking up with men, 'This is just not really fun anymore' is usually the most honest. I'm still friends will almost all of my exes, they are a nice bunch o' men...(just not for me)

IndyMario

Mine wasn't a break-up line, but this guy had asked me to prom and then the next day said he couldn't go with me because he was friends with my brother. Ok, cool, lol

I do not know your brother, I do not like your brother.
Wanna go dancing?

DietingMommy08

I gotta text that stated "this relationship is getting boring" and I instantly broke up with him! Lmfao.

TheCaren

Me: What does she have that I don't?
Him: Big boobs.

MikeyD1280

"I was drunk, and I regret sleeping with you"

something I told a 28 year old when I was 20 years old. I just got out of the army (infantry) 2 days prior and I needed some.

I am such a ba.. hold on the phone is ringing...

NavyKnightAh13

"you are not pretty enough for me to be seen around you."
"I was seeing 6 of your friends while we were dating, and btw I am gay."

That was by a high school guy that as a joke was telling everyone we were dating and then broke up with me. Second one was by a guy that i dated for 6 months while in high school.

d_Mode

We can be friends or whatever...just don't call me or my boyfriend will be mad. This after ****ing and partying all night in a hotel room.

EatClean_WashUrNuts

She only wants sex.

_crafty_

We can be friends or whatever...just don't call me or my boyfriend will be mad. This after ****ing and partying all night in a hotel room.

classy

awesome_inferno

I was dumped for the first time in my life last year. He said he, "just didn't have the time to give me"......4 months later he practically moves another girl in. Hmmmmmmm, she must have been better in bed than I am.

Louisianababy93

So, i had this boyfriend who hated that i wore boy basketball shorts around the house and stuff, he was my neighbor so, we were like inseperable. well he would always be like change or ill break up with you and being young and stupid at the time i would at first,but one day we were sitting on my front steps and one day we were arguing about my basketball shorts and he said the famous line" change or ill break up with you and i stood up and said fine its over and slammed the door in his face and he had a shocked look on his face, priceless!

Kelsey: +1
Ricky: still loosing!

SVCat

So, i had this boyfriend who hated that i wore boy basketball shorts around the house and stuff, he was my neighbor so, we were like inseperable. well he would always be like change or ill break up with you and being young and stupid at the time i would at first,but one day we were sitting on my front steps and one day we were arguing about my basketball shorts and he said the famous line" change or ill break up with you and i stood up and said fine its over and slammed the door in his face and he had a shocked look on his face, priceless!

Kelsey: +1
Ricky: still loosing!

Lift_This_

i was in the off stage with a then boyfriend...we had hooked up...but still not together...he used the good ol' line "its not you, its me." i was like whatever...lol...i was able to move on a do much better than him anyways...lol

crystalflame

"I prayed about it, and I told God if I was supposed to still be with you to leave some Fruit Loops on my bed in the morning. There weren't any Fruit Loops." -Guy I dated in 10th grade. Pretty glad that one didn't work out.

Typhanee83

We played hangman.

_ _ _ ' _ / _ _ _ _ _ / _ _.

L E T' S / B R E A K / U P.

Then he said: "I want to be free, like an eagle!"

^True story.

capnrus789

I was dating a girl and she disappeared for a week. She sent me an email that sorry, but she has to go back to Jesus now.

Dumped for Jesus.