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_Elemenopee_
_Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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What are some of the more memorable break-up lines you've given or received?

My favorite was "I don't want to cheat on you". I still don't really get that one but ok! Peace!
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  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
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    "There are plenty of other girls who WILL put out!" Not the exact wording, but yea, I was 16 and got dumped for not putting out.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    I've never been dumped.


    True story.


    ETA: Also, all my dumping has been done the same, "Get the **** out. Now." Not very memorable.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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    Huge surprise, never been broken up with - but I told a guy a few months in that "I really only see you as a friend." Then he cried. Then I said "Yea, no."

    :bigsmile:
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
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    She looks just like you, but she swallows. See ya.
  • Strobins05
    Strobins05 Posts: 716
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    I've given "I need my space". Yeah, just wasn't feeling dude, LOL.
  • Strobins05
    Strobins05 Posts: 716
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    She looks just like you, but she swallows. See ya.

    ROTDF:laugh:
  • newmein2013
    newmein2013 Posts: 674 Member
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    "We both deserve to be happy" And I was fine with that b/c it's true.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    She looks just like you, but she swallows. See ya.

    FTW!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    She looks just like you, but she swallows. See ya.

    Yeah, I can totally see that one for me..LOL
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    Mine wasn't a break-up line, but this guy had asked me to prom and then the next day said he couldn't go with me because he was friends with my brother. Ok, cool, lol
  • __F4t2f1t__
    __F4t2f1t__ Posts: 97
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    I think we should just be friends BUT the only friend you can have is me.....selfish bish
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
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    I am sorry but...he's an X-Box, and you're just an Atari... And I like keeping up with technology.
    You understand, right? Right?!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    "I don't want a girlfriend, but I'd really like you to get pregnant and have my baby so that I can get my life together"
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    oh christ you're making me drag out that line again??

    technically I had already ended the relationship but he didn't recognize that...so when we finally called it quits, he dumped me with

    "you know if you hadn't lost all that weight we would still be together"

    yup.

    awesomesauce right there folks.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
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    Never been dumped but I always try and be super-logical when breaking up with men, 'This is just not really fun anymore' is usually the most honest. I'm still friends will almost all of my exes, they are a nice bunch o' men...(just not for me)
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
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    Mine wasn't a break-up line, but this guy had asked me to prom and then the next day said he couldn't go with me because he was friends with my brother. Ok, cool, lol

    I do not know your brother, I do not like your brother.
    Wanna go dancing?
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,366 Member
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    I gotta text that stated "this relationship is getting boring" and I instantly broke up with him! Lmfao.
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
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    Me: What does she have that I don't?
    Him: Big boobs.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    "I was drunk, and I regret sleeping with you"

    something I told a 28 year old when I was 20 years old. I just got out of the army (infantry) 2 days prior and I needed some.

    I am such a ba.. hold on the phone is ringing...
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
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    "you are not pretty enough for me to be seen around you."
    "I was seeing 6 of your friends while we were dating, and btw I am gay."

    That was by a high school guy that as a joke was telling everyone we were dating and then broke up with me. Second one was by a guy that i dated for 6 months while in high school.

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