*silly* rules you learned in school...

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  • fitblondebaker22
    fitblondebaker22 Posts: 84
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    30 days has September, April, June, and November. (I still use that every month) lol
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas

    To remember the order of the planets...too bad Pluto doesn't count now :(

    Now it'd be:

    My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nothing

    (haha mom is on strike damnit)
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
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    My (mercury) Very (venus) Educated (earth) Mother (mars)Just (jupiter) Sat (saturn) Upon (uranus) Nine (neptune) Pins (pluto)
  • CGPrincessWarrior
    CGPrincessWarrior Posts: 76 Member
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    for directions: North East South West...
    Never Eat Soggy Worms :)

    For the math :
    Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
    () exponents X / + -
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    Oh wait? These kind of rules. Huh the only thing I learned was to do a better job of not getting caught in the locker room with a chick.....naked LMAO
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
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    I remember the quadratic equation by singing it to the tune of "Pop goes the weasle."
    ( x equals negative b, plus or minus the square root of, b squared minus 4ac, ALL over 2a! )

    I can also recite all 48 prepositions in abc order thanks to my 8th grade English teacher.



    Oh, and most importantly...

    calc.gif
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.
  • iqnas
    iqnas Posts: 445 Member
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    HOMES = the Great Lakes
    Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie and Superior

    haha, yes.
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    30 days has September, April, June, and November. (I still use that every month) lol

    There's also the knuckle trick
    make a fist and start at your pinky knuckle of your left hand
    For every knuckle, that corresponding month has 31 days
    the space inbetween the knuckles, those corresponding months have 30 (feb 28)
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas

    To remember the order of the planets...too bad Pluto doesn't count now :(

    Now it'd be:

    My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nothing

    (haha mom is on strike damnit)

    My very eccentric mom just made us nachos
  • fitblondebaker22
    fitblondebaker22 Posts: 84
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    1) "I" before "E" except after "C" or when sounded as "A" as in "neighbor" and "weigh"
    Yup-this pops into my head almost EVERY time I spell a word with an I and an E. Even when I know which comes first I can't resist the urge to say it to myself lol Maybe a double-check I do without realizing it!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    In 8th grade, our parish priest told us that kissing on the mouth before marriage was a mortal sin & we'd go to hell
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    In 8th grade, our parish priest told us that kissing on the mouth before marriage was a mortal sin & we'd go to hell

    Thus the ruler on the knuckles.
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
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    MVEMSUNP = Mercury, venus, earth,mars, saturn, uranus,neptun, pluto..
    now its just MVENSUN

    6 times 6 is 24, now shut your mouth and say no more.


    and of course
    BEDMAS - i still use this one almost every day.

    EDITED to fix a type which lead to the planets being out of order.
  • mikeschratz
    mikeschratz Posts: 253 Member
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    All your homework gets done before school is out when you spend most of your time in "IN School Suspension"
  • hpsNcrvs
    hpsNcrvs Posts: 74
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    Pretend your hand is a salt shaker...then put your head back and pretend like you're shaking salt into your mouth. You will actually taste salt.


    Not really...but it sure does look funny!!!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Looking through your fingers on Heads Up 7 Up is frowned upon.


    Highly.

    id put my head on my arms but was always able to see the persons shoes...so i always got to pick the correct person...then i think they caught on to me...i wasn't picked at much. :sad:
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    mnemonic to remember resistor color codes

    Bad boys rape our young girls, but Violet goes willingly
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
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    30 days has September, April, June, and November. (I still use that every month) lol

    There's also the knuckle trick
    make a fist and start at your pinky knuckle of your left hand
    For every knuckle, that corresponding month has 31 days
    the space inbetween the knuckles, those corresponding months have 30 (feb 28)

    What about the thumb? August would be a thumb, right? Well, then September would also be a thumb and September has 30 days while August does not. I'm confused. lol
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    In music, Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge. Lines in the staff, E-G-B-D-F

    In a school yard fight, "talking it out" gets your *kitten* whooped, every time. My lifetime record in schoolyard fights: 0-3. :sad:

    If you shoot at your neighborhood bully with a BB gun, the cops will want to have a chat with you.

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