What are you getting your guy/girl for christmas?

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  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
    He already got me, what else could he possibly need. :laugh: Honestly, don't really know.
  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
    Elastic waist band sweat pants
    Remote control vibe panties
    Insulated underwear
    Coffee maker
    Me in a bow tie
    E-books for her kindle
    Sweets
    Socks. The fuzzy kind.
    IPad apps
    Electronic toothbrush
    Red house slippers
    IPhone 5 accessories
    Sexy time
    Nintendo Wii Fit
    Orgasms
    Tights for me to watch her wear
    Fluffy bath robe
    Underwear :blushing:
    New slippers
    Nice earrings
    Yummy bottles of wine.


    I think that's it?

    So she only gets orgasms at Christmas?

    Yes. It's a race to finish first. I can't help I'm faster at it. So this time of year I tend to help her out.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    LOLZ ZOMG WHERE DID U GET THAT GIF ITS HILARIOUS ZOMG LOLZ
    :yawn:
    LOLZ OMG THERE IT IS AGAIN HES YAWNING LOLZ INGENIOUS LOLZ
  • CTCMom2009
    CTCMom2009 Posts: 263 Member
    Two bottles of Locke's whiskey that you can't get here in the US. I had it shipped from Ireland.

    And coasters with different moustaches on them.
  • quietHiker
    quietHiker Posts: 1,442 Member
    An Inversion Table (75LB hard *kitten* thing to get up 12 stairs to hide)
    Subscription to his favorite magazine
    A framed pencil drawing (one of his favorite pics of our dog that passed form cancer a year ago)
    ...and then miscellaneous things for his stocking
  • steelmaggie228
    steelmaggie228 Posts: 75 Member
    I'm getting my man a Flag Nor Fail cutting board and two Flag Nor Fail shirts!
  • midcoast_mommy
    midcoast_mommy Posts: 127 Member
    Locally made bacon jam
    DC sneakers
    GameStop gift card
    Dollar store stocking stuffers
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    I aint got no honey, so I ant got to spend no money. :)

    Stay single and your pockets always jingle. :)
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    The gift that keeps giving
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    The gift that keeps giving

    I've always wanted HSV....
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    Leather jacket, clothes, and a cd walkman, axe (not the body spray) , clippers ( for tree trimming)
  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
    The gift that keeps giving

    I've always wanted HSV....

    Already gave it to you last Christmas. You haven't shown symptoms yet?
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    Locally made bacon jam
    DC sneakers
    GameStop gift card
    Dollar store stocking stuffers


    BACON JAM ?????? :love:
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    Exactly what he asked for - a 5-gallon wet/dry ShopVac and this year's Hallmark Lionel ornament.
  • libbymcbain
    libbymcbain Posts: 206 Member
    Cashmere socks
    Silver engraved collar stiffeners
    Homemade talisker chocolate truffles
    Champagne beer
    Shield DVDs
    Gizmos for his iphone
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    A new computer monitor and Steam Xmas sale games.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    Earrings
    Ripe bananas
    Ice cream
    Chocolate
    Mentos
    Erasers
    Scissors
    String cheese
    Iron supplements
    Ergonometer
    Rice
    Curtains
    Roses
    Apples
    Vitamin Water
    Elephant slippers
    Superman panties
    Cap
    Oleanders
    Captain America pajamas
    Kangaroo steaks
  • BeetleChe13
    BeetleChe13 Posts: 498 Member
    I spoil my husband any chance I get, and since I make barely enough money to get by, Christmas is nothing impressive. Every year, I get him a different colored flannel shirt. That's practically all he wears, so I know he'll love it. :happy: If I can scrounge the money to get him his favorite cologne too, then yay!
  • fatboymax
    fatboymax Posts: 90
    I am getting a vasectomy so that is the gift for my SO. It is the gift that keeps on giving! and giving and giving!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    The gift that keeps giving

    I've always wanted HSV....

    Already gave it to you last Christmas. You haven't shown symptoms yet?

    I thought that was just my latex allergy...

    Well, we can cross that one off the list. Looks like I'm left with the Mustachifer and the Wine Dispensing Bra on my wish list. Come on Santa!!!!!
  • DeniseBromley
    DeniseBromley Posts: 123 Member
    My husband and I bought new kayaks on Black Friday and decided we'd call that our Christmas presents to each other :-)

    Now we just need to wait until spring so we can use them!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Earrings
    Ripe bananas
    Ice cream
    Chocolate
    Mentos
    Erasers
    Scissors
    String cheese
    Iron supplements
    Ergonometer
    Rice
    Curtains
    Roses
    Apples
    Vitamin Water
    Elephant slippers
    Superman panties
    Cap
    Oleanders
    Captain America pajamas
    Kangaroo steaks

    Can we PLEASE get married already? You're perfect!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    He says he wants nothing....
    So free room and board until he finds a job and all the love and hugs he can handle!


    ho ho ho!
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    A vans button down shirt
    Nixon wallet
    Volcom leather belt
    LG tv speakers with bluetooth and subwoofer
    Volcom hat with his initials stitched in on the back.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    My wife is a huge football fan. She wants an RG3 poster. I'll probably get her that and a jersey, too.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    sausage
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    A new bacon mask.
  • matawna
    matawna Posts: 27 Member
    A case of Candy Bottle Caps
    A giant/puck size peanut butter cup
    Underwear
    An air rifle
    Golf Balls
    Boat Deck Shoes
    A zip up hoodie
    An automatic candy dispenser


    He got me.....
    Gucci Watch
    A new scale
    $100 gift card to my favourite clothing store
    Not sure what else yet - it's only the third night of Hanukkah tonight.
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,357 Member
    A new wedding band probably. To hint at that I am still waiting on my wedding set.. I don't wanna have mine resized, it's not a wedding set anyway it's just a promise ring cus we got married kinda fast.
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