Give Me Your Personal Information
SeaRunner26
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Since I'm short on cash this time of years, I've decided to go into identity theft. Since I see that it's common place to have threads like "when's your birthday", "where did you grow up", "what's your high school mascot" and so on, I figure I'll just be blunt and ask that you just reveal all you web account secret questions. Feel free to add in your social security number and mother's maiden name. Bank names and account numbers would be helpful too. Credit cards as well. Thanks in advance!
(By the way, for those of you shaking your heads in disgust, this is just satire. It's okay, I didn't really mean it.)
(By the way, for those of you shaking your heads in disgust, this is just satire. It's okay, I didn't really mean it.)
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What, no takers? This is going to be harder than I thought. I need a new plan.0
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I'm Batman0
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Sure. No problem. I want you to be able to buy to your hearts desire.
My full name is Jamie P. SeaRunner
My mothers maiden name is Yomomma
My social security number is 666-66-6666
I have over 15 trillion dollars in my account. Here's the info:
FU National Bank
Acount number: 000000000000000100
Have fun spending my money!!!
P. S. I always carry tons of cash and constantly walk through dark, deserted alleys. Just in case you wanted to rob me the good old fashioned way. : )0 -
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NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!0
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If you stole my identity you'd be in a worse financial situation than you currently are...0
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Since I'm short on cash this time of years, I've decided to go into identity theft. Since I see that it's common place to have threads like "when's your birthday", "where did you grow up", "what's your high school mascot" and so on, I figure I'll just be blunt and ask that you just reveal all you web account secret questions. Feel free to add in your social security number and mother's maiden name. Bank names and account numbers would be helpful too. Credit cards as well. Thanks in advance!
(By the way, for those of you shaking your heads in disgust, this is just satire. It's okay, I didn't really mean it.)
Since you asked......my bank card pin code is BOSCO.0 -
My mother's maiden name was Latrine. (It used to be Sh!thouse, but we changed it.)0
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BR-549....Junior Samples0
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I think this is a funny thread so bumping.0
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If you stole my identity you'd give it back. With a telephone number of a financial councelor.0
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I'm Julia Gulia0
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Name : Rushing P. Water
Social Security # 1 (yeah, I'm old).
Credit Card : Bank Of Babylon # 0110 10010 -
Since I'm short on cash this time of years, I've decided to go into identity theft. Since I see that it's common place to have threads like "when's your birthday", "where did you grow up", "what's your high school mascot" and so on, I figure I'll just be blunt and ask that you just reveal all you web account secret questions. Feel free to add in your social security number and mother's maiden name. Bank names and account numbers would be helpful too. Credit cards as well. Thanks in advance!
(By the way, for those of you shaking your heads in disgust, this is just satire. It's okay, I didn't really mean it.)
i cant in good conscience give you mine. im $7386 in debt and have $38 to my name. no bank accounts to speak of.
however-ive heard kidneys are selling well on the black market0 -
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My mother's maiden name was Latrine. (It used to be Sh!thouse, but we changed it.)
men in tights! Nice..0 -
I'm Batman
ROFL0 -
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Now we're gettin' somewhere.
I'm also a (insert foreign country) prince and am trying to get citizenship in (insert your country). The fee is $500 cash but I only have a $100,000 cashiers check. For some reason, even though I'm royalty, I don't have a bank account. So I'll send the cashiers check to you, you deposit it in your bank, and then send me cash back. You can keep half for your troubles. I think this is how it works.0 -
Birthdate: Well, I've been around since before Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and shame.
Occupation: I drove a tank and held a generals rank
Oh, BTW, Pleased to meet ya, hope you GUESS mah Name.......0 -
Hey! You stole my identity!0
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I am......
Spartcus0 -
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My contribution:
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I'm Julia Gulia
No you're not. You're Julia Hart. You never married Glenn. You married Robbie. Don't your remember?0 -
Birthdate: Well, I've been around since before Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and shame.
Occupation: I drove a tank and held a generals rank
Oh, BTW, Pleased to meet ya, hope you GUESS mah Name.......0
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