CALLING ALL GUYS (LADIES READ)

Tat2dDom0105

Someone who can take a joke, and give it back.

JustJennie1

I may be in the minority, but I hate yoga pants. If you wear them to yoga that's fine. But don't put that crap on right when you walk in the door. That's not cute or sexy, it's lazy.

I have to agree. I refuse to leave the house in sweat pants or any kind of "comfy" pants unless I'm traveling and I have to get up at 3 a.m. to be at the airport. That is the only time you will ever see me step foot out in public wearing anything like that.

I'm also not a fan of sneakers. I pretty much wear heels every where.

TR0berts

LETS GIVE THEM AN INSIDE

Shouldn't we buy them dinner first?

You, sir, have obviously never met my wife.

Translation: Thom is a very happy man.

:bigsmile: :drinker: :happy:

TR0berts

Love a girl with a nice snatch. Damn sexy.

DanaDark

I love talking with them about guys? And um, shows? Shoes are fun too...

But turned on? Not so much... "got a brother" is my typical line >.>

Heh.

Captainobvvious

I love a strong confident woman... A woman who knows what she wants and takes it!

yoovie

Long legs.

Damn, us shorties can't compete with that one :-(

who cares, yall all steal the hot tall guys anyway. you fit into all the tiny places, can climb up on shoulders and play chicken, fit in airplane seats and move theaters, can get lost in crowds, blend in when necessary, dont have to worry about highwater jeans, cant play with people your own size so yall steal all the big ones and then complain you dont have long legs.

GOOD.

suffer.

:drinker:

yoovie

i like this happy thread imma stay here all day and enjoy all the men loving on all the women today i love men.

rob1976

I also have a penchant for women that sport the "pinup" look...

bagge72

Basball cap, long hair and cleavage.

Not always in that order

Go to redsox game, they've been taken over by pink hats, but they are all fantastic looking, and hammered.

bagge72

JennieB37 running through a sprinkler would be perfect.

Jennicia

well- this explains my problem: I'm short, not skinny, dont have long legs, dont own any yoga pants and I hate hats (esp the baseball type) . :sad: :indifferent:

digitalbill

LETS GIVE THEM AN INSIDE

Shouldn't we buy them dinner first?

I actually did lol at my desk with that one.

digitalbill

When I was 18, I had a brief fling with a Bahamian girl who drove a beat up Jeep CJ5.
This was back in the 80s. She was always wearing little white shorts and one of several bikini tops.
She had a heavy "island" accent and she was beautiful.
Still to this day, every thime I see a girl driving a Jeep, I think back to that girl.....

_the_feniks_

I'll give them insight as soon as they tell me how to find the g-spot. :grumble:

MacInCali

I'll give them insight as soon as they tell me how to find the g-spot. :grumble:

Insert two fingers, preferably your pointer and middle finger, palm facing up and after you're in, curve your fingers UP ... you should feel a small area that is "rougher" than the areas around it ... rub THAT. :drinker:

scs143

I'll give them insight as soon as they tell me how to find the g-spot. :grumble:

Insert two fingers, preferably your pointer and middle finger, palm facing up and after you're in, curve your fingers UP ... you should feel a small area that is "rougher" than the areas around it ... rub THAT. :drinker:

This right here is priceless.

_SusieQ_

I'll give them insight as soon as they tell me how to find the g-spot. :grumble:

Insert two fingers, preferably your pointer and middle finger, palm facing up and after you're in, curve your fingers UP ... you should feel a small area that is "rougher" than the areas around it ... rub THAT. :drinker:

*ahem* I'll bring the wine.

Shannon2714

I heard yall love it when we cant find the door handle when we are trying to get out of your car.

never trust Dane Cook

Always... trust Dane Cook.

Shannon2714

I'll give them insight as soon as they tell me how to find the g-spot. :grumble:

Insert two fingers, preferably your pointer and middle finger, palm facing up and after you're in, curve your fingers UP ... you should feel a small area that is "rougher" than the areas around it ... rub THAT. :drinker:

:smokin: :drinker:

If only every man on the planet could read this!

_the_feniks_

Guess I need to give some insight then.

Women who have curves where they are supposed to. Women who can drive stick. Women with tattoos. Women with piercings. Women who could possibly out-freak me. Women who understand my kids will always come before anybody else, including myself. Women with confidence... huge turn-on. Womwn who know what they like and aren't afraid to ask for it. There are more, but you get the idea.

coe28

for me it's "the look"

It sort of looks like a "go to hell" or "I'm going to kill you" look, but you know it's not...

The closest example I can thick of is Leakramirez's main profile picture that she uses...that's "almost" the look, but I think hers is more "you're a dumbass" than "the look".





Don't ask...I don't know WTF I just posted...

i happen to be an EXPERT at this look....:huh:

scs143

Guess I need to give some insight then.

Women who have curves where they are supposed to. Women who can drive stick. Women with tattoos. Women with piercings. Women who could possibly out-freak me. Women who understand my kids will always come before anybody else, including myself. Women with confidence... huge turn-on. Womwn who know what they like and aren't afraid to ask for it. There are more, but you get the idea.

This is all hot.

lacroyx

Legs. I like boobs like any other guy but a nice sexy sway of a girls legs/hip movement always mesmerizes me.

Perfect hair.

What the heck does perfect hair look like? lol

I like the messy, just woke up outta bed look. Add a ponytail and

bsneed9696

^^This. Oh Yeah :bigsmile:

coe28

Long legs.

Damn, us shorties can't compete with that one :-(

who cares, yall all steal the hot tall guys anyway. you fit into all the tiny places, can climb up on shoulders and play chicken, fit in airplane seats and move theaters, can get lost in crowds, blend in when necessary, dont have to worry about highwater jeans, cant play with people your own size so yall steal all the big ones and then complain you dont have long legs.

GOOD.

suffer.

:drinker:

^^THIS is why I love being short

NotSoBigNeil

A girl in an oversize mans t-shirt and nowt else. (even better if it's a football shirt)... and socks. Fluffy white socks.

mrs_schultz2012

guys seem to like long hair...makes me sad :sad: trying to grow mine out but taking WAY too long

but i do have the super long legs (almost 6') and the big boobs! haha my hubby appreciates both!

yoovie

I'll give them insight as soon as they tell me how to find the g-spot. :grumble:

Insert two fingers, preferably your pointer and middle finger, palm facing up and after you're in, curve your fingers UP ... you should feel a small area that is "rougher" than the areas around it ... rub THAT. :drinker:

:smokin: :drinker:

If only every man on the planet could read this!

those moments when you're really thankful for being one of the lucky girls...

jarvisjsam2020

The comments. So entertaining. Lol!