Favorite lines from Christmas Movies

garnetsms
garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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In the spriit of Christmas I thought it might be fun to share some of your favorite lines....

One of mine....


"And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more." ~ Dr. Suess

From the How the Grinch Stole Chrismas
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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    "Sh*tters Full!"
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Burn Dust!
    Eat My Rubber!

    JM
  • Sox90716
    Sox90716 Posts: 976 Member
    God bless us, everyone!- A Christmas Carol.
  • Amberonamission
    Amberonamission Posts: 836 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.


    Yikes may be too many swears for MFP.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Hello....anything from Christmas Vacation.

    "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye.

    And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse."
  • Denise1224
    Denise1224 Posts: 150 Member
    "Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?"
  • robinr515
    robinr515 Posts: 28
    "If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    "That's just what he wants, for us to go back down through his fun house"

    "He's gonna call the cops!!!" "Gonna call the cops, from a treehouse???"

    ~both from Home Alone


    And just about everything in Christmas Vacation. "Are you surprised Clark?" - "I wouldn't be more suprised if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet."
  • superpapa16
    superpapa16 Posts: 244 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse.

    Stole my answer. Basically anything from Christmas Vacation.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    "Sh*tters Full!"

    This
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    "Hallelulah, holy ****, where's the Tylenol?"
  • Amberonamission
    Amberonamission Posts: 836 Member
    Hello....anything from Christmas Vacation.

    "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye.

    And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *kitten* this side of the nuthouse."
    I am a ninja
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    "Hallelulah, holy ****, where's the Tylenol?"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    'Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings'....

    This place reminds me of Santa's workshop...except it smells of mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me'
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "now i have a machine gun. ho-ho-ho"
    --Die Hard
  • punkinrn
    punkinrn Posts: 32 Member
    "MEATLOAF, BEATLOAF, I HATE MEATLOAF"
    CHRISTMAS STORY!
  • superpapa16
    superpapa16 Posts: 244 Member
    "You don't smell like Santa. You smell like beef and cheese."
  • spa9177
    spa9177 Posts: 327 Member
    "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear" Buddy the Elf
  • Amberonamission
    Amberonamission Posts: 836 Member
    FUDGE... cept I didn't say fudge... I said the F dash dash dash word.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    More booze, more bull****, more butt-fukcing

    I'm just an eating, drinking, fukcing santa claus.

    Fukc me Santa! Fukc me Santa! Fukc me Santa!

    You're not going s_it right for a week.
  • superpapa16
    superpapa16 Posts: 244 Member
    "now i have a machine gun. ho-ho-ho"
    --Die Hard

    I keep trying to convince everyone I know that Die Hard, not It's a Wonderful Life, is hands down the greatest Christmas film ever released.
  • phyllio77
    phyllio77 Posts: 192 Member
    Newt: We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.
    - Aliens 1986

    I watch this movie every year when I wrap Christmas presents. Its sort of tradition really.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    "You'll shoot your eye out kid. Ho. Ho. Ho."

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  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    "The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it.

    4:00, wallow in self pity;
    4:30, stare into the abyss;
    5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one;
    5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again;
    7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked.

    Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

    But what would I wear?"
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    -If I had My way nephew, every fool going about with a Happy Christmas on his lips would be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a sprig of holly through his heart.

    Scrooge (Albert Finney 1971)

    I love Scrooge when he's Grumpy!
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "now i have a machine gun. ho-ho-ho"
    --Die Hard

    I keep trying to convince everyone I know that Die Hard, not It's a Wonderful Life, is hands down the greatest Christmas film ever released.

    agreed.

    maybe if they had called it "Miracle at Nakatomi Plaza" it would get more recognition.
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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Well, I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give 'em yours!

    Does anyone know what movie this line is from?
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Im cute,,,Im cute...she thinks Im cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rudolph

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