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Favorite lines from Christmas Movies

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  • nbhobbes
    nbhobbes Posts: 284
    Now I have a machinegun
    Ho! - Ho! - Ho!
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    "Is your house on fire, Clark?
    No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights"

    Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
    Bend over and I'll show you.
    You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
    I wasn't talking to you

    Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    dec-cashier-combo.jpg

    "Can't see the line, can you Russ?"
  • TheDeletedAccount1000002
    TheDeletedAccount1000002 Posts: 245
    Mom I cant put my arms down...

    Put your arms down when you get to school
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Thanks to you all!!
    Tonight, for the 2,169 time this Christmas season, I will re-watch Christmas Vacation!
    PLAY BALL!!!!
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.
    You serious, Clark?
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    Thanks to you all!!
    Tonight, for the 2,169 time this Christmas season, I will re-watch Christmas Vacation!
    PLAY BALL!!!!


    You and me both!


    Is this the airport Clark?

    When did you move into your new house?

    Is Rusty still in the Navy?
  • newcs
    newcs Posts: 717 Member
    "You'll shoot your eye out kid. Ho. Ho. Ho."

    A-Christmas-Story-movie-01.jpg

    Yep
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    Probably been said before, but:

    Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings---It's A Wonderful Life OR

    I believe, I believe, it's silly, but I believe...-Miracle on 34th Street
  • msrootitooti
    msrootitooti Posts: 253 Member
    Santa! I know him!

    Buddy the Elf..
  • rmhand
    rmhand Posts: 1,067 Member
    "She wrapped up her dam cat."
  • JanelleG0122
    JanelleG0122 Posts: 323 Member
    Grinch is mine as well!!!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Santa! I know him!

    Buddy the Elf..

    ^this...always this...this is my favorite of everything...screamed like only Will Farrell can scream it...lol
    SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  • Crazy4Healthy
    Crazy4Healthy Posts: 626 Member
    Eat papa eat, nobody likes a skinny Santa. How fitting. LOL
  • MargieWalsh
    MargieWalsh Posts: 32 Member
    One of my favorites, "Keep the change you filthy animal. Home Alone.
    "
  • katrwal
    katrwal Posts: 336 Member
    You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.


    Boy: Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk.
    George: [quietly] Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?

    -The Ref

    THIS! also, from the same movie:

    From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.

    and, the one my husband and i want to use every Christmas...

    Lloyd: So, do you think we should go untie everybody?
    Caroline: No. I think we should unwrap them in the morning. It'll be more festive. :drinker:
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    "What Knockers!!" "Why thank you Doctor"

    Young Frankenstien

    It's weird, I know, but we watch this movie every year while decorating the tree.
  • centexhusker
    centexhusker Posts: 115 Member
    Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer:

    Yukon Cornelius: This fog's as thick as peanut butter!
    Hermey: You mean pea soup.
    Yukon Cornelius: You eat what you like, and I'll eat what I like!

    Christmas Vacation:

    Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh##! Where's the Tylenol?
  • CrystalFlury
    CrystalFlury Posts: 400 Member
    "I forgot my jelly beans"

    Possibly the best version of A Christmas Carol.

    AGREED! That's one of my all-time favorite Christmas movies!!
  • jjshulou
    jjshulou Posts: 50
    "He's an angry elf."
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    cotton headed ninny muggins
  • SopranogirlCa
    SopranogirlCa Posts: 188 Member
    Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
    Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.

    --- A Christmas Story
  • mlcastle
    mlcastle Posts: 33
    "Sh*tters Full!"

    LOL! Or any other line from that movie!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    "There was only one thing in the world that could pull me away for the glow of electric sex in the window."
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