dew worm diet?
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hahaha love it0 -
Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?
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Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.0 -
You could also try eating fleas and growing tape worms or maybe getting mono I hear that makes people drop weight quickly too ;-)
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Nah, I had mono 4 years ago. Made me excruciatingly tired, but alas I really didn't lose any major weight.
I did however eat the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle once in my 20's that made me sick!
Dew worms, yeah I think I'll pass. I have never consciously eaten bugs! Ick pooey!0 -
Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?
:noway:
Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.
Sorry. I should save the fancy words for a different crowd. :P0 -
you know...come to think of it, I've eat quite a few worms....0
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Dr Oz is a baaaaad name to bring up on this site....just a heads up lol
WTF is a Dew Worm???? Is it kinda like the worm at the bottom of a Tequila bottle but in a Mountain Dew Can??0 -
Reminds me of the song I used to sing when I was a kid:
"NOBODY LIKES ME!
EVERYBODY HATES ME!
I'M GONNA GO EAT WORMS!
BIG FAT JUICY ONES!
LONG SIZE SKINNY ONES!
ITSY, BITSY, TEENY, WEENY WORMS!
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Here's the link to the song with a very funny video on You tube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDQHjYIojTs
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i am intrigued... tell me more.
bahahaha.0 -
I lost 75 pounds in three weeks too!0
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Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?
:noway:
Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.
Sorry. I should save the fancy words for a different crowd. :P
My attempt at a dirty joke has failed. Guess I'll go eat worms.0 -
Or you can try the other NEW FAD AMAZING DIET where you simply eat healthy and move your *kitten* off the couch....IT'S THAT SIMPLE :drinker:
Worms laying larvae in my colon? No thanks I'll pass....0 -
The dew worm in Latin Lumbricina. When entering the stomach cavity because of the high acidic levels will eject it's larvae in a slime substance that will protect them from the acid bath. As the parent disintegrates, the larvae pass into the colon where they embed themselves into the colon lining and remain there eating all nutrients that the person ingests. The person (host) not realizing it, are infesting themselves with alien creatures to the human body which is actually causing the person to starve to death eventually. After daeth, the host will decompose at a rapid rate seeing that the Lumbricina have taken up residence within and will not require entrance from the exterior.
Enjoy your Lumbricina Lasagna
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This is just horrifying!0 -
Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?
:noway:
Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.
Sorry. I should save the fancy words for a different crowd. :P
My attempt at a dirty joke has failed. Guess I'll go eat worms.
I thought it was very witty!0 -
My god.
You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.
Please remember:
Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.
Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
No profit margin.
Try thinking. It's all the rage.
This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.0 -
My god.
You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.
Please remember:
Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.
Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
No profit margin.
Try thinking. It's all the rage.
This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.
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Wow, you sure told us! It's good that you're here to point out the obvious and keep us all in line. :ohwell:0
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Only if I can swallow a dozen deep fried crappie fillets afterwards!0
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My god.
You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.
Please remember:
Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.
Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
No profit margin.
Try thinking. It's all the rage.
This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.
Unfortunately I don't believe thinking IS all the rage. So few people actually do it now.0 -
My god.
You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.
Please remember:
Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.
Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
No profit margin.
Try thinking. It's all the rage.
This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.
Seriously dude. The troll got trolled. or did you miss it?0 -
My god.
You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.
Please remember:
Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.
Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
No profit margin.
Try thinking. It's all the rage.
This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.0 -
I lost 75 pounds in three weeks too!
Did you lose a boob?
And how would you log that? How much sodium is there per worm?0 -
My god.
You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.
Please remember:
Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.
Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
No profit margin.
Try thinking. It's all the rage.
This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.
I don't think you are being very supportive. We should all rally around the OP and their attempt at a brighter leaner future through dew worm consumption. Your negativity will likely only contribute to self-loathing.
Go for it, OP!!! Double down and eat six of the little buggers.0 -
im just going to stick with salad :sick:0
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WTF is a dew worm? Is that like the worm at the bottom of a Mountain Dew bottle?
LOL I 'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this .... Or I thought it was gonna be a news story on how they found worms in mountian dew or something0 -
They see me trollin'
They hatin'
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MORE NOEL.
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I support this idea. Sounds clean and organic.0
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My god.
You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.
Please remember:
Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.
Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
No profit margin.
Try thinking. It's all the rage.
This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.
Read your profile, since you state you're against fad diets, I'm going with you won't do it. Nice try though! :drinker:0 -
Dr Oz is a baaaaad name to bring up on this site....just a heads up lol
Haha, I love how that's the first thing you notice. :laugh: Like, oh, worms... no problem. 75lbs in 3 weeks, sure! I'm in. But Dr. Oz? OH WATCH OUT.0
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