dew worm diet?

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  • mrs_schultz2012
    mrs_schultz2012 Posts: 395 Member
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    hahaha love it
  • babyblooz
    babyblooz Posts: 220 Member
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    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?

    :noway:

    Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.
  • vkruithof
    vkruithof Posts: 227 Member
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    You could also try eating fleas and growing tape worms =) or maybe getting mono I hear that makes people drop weight quickly too ;-)

    :flowerforyou:

    Nah, I had mono 4 years ago. Made me excruciatingly tired, but alas I really didn't lose any major weight.

    I did however eat the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle once in my 20's that made me sick!

    Dew worms, yeah I think I'll pass. I have never consciously eaten bugs! Ick pooey!
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
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    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?

    :noway:

    Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.

    :) Sorry. I should save the fancy words for a different crowd. :P
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    you know...come to think of it, I've eat quite a few worms.... :wink:
  • Luvmesumkenny
    Luvmesumkenny Posts: 779 Member
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    Dr Oz is a baaaaad name to bring up on this site....just a heads up lol


    WTF is a Dew Worm???? Is it kinda like the worm at the bottom of a Tequila bottle but in a Mountain Dew Can??
  • elelynjanv
    elelynjanv Posts: 10 Member
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    Reminds me of the song I used to sing when I was a kid:

    "NOBODY LIKES ME!
    EVERYBODY HATES ME!
    I'M GONNA GO EAT WORMS!
    BIG FAT JUICY ONES!
    LONG SIZE SKINNY ONES!
    ITSY, BITSY, TEENY, WEENY WORMS!

    :sad:
  • elelynjanv
    elelynjanv Posts: 10 Member
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    Here's the link to the song with a very funny video on You tube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDQHjYIojTs

    :laugh:
  • katisabanana
    katisabanana Posts: 185 Member
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    i am intrigued... tell me more.

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    bahahaha.
  • rose313
    rose313 Posts: 1,146 Member
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    I lost 75 pounds in three weeks too!
  • babyblooz
    babyblooz Posts: 220 Member
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    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?

    :noway:

    Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.

    :) Sorry. I should save the fancy words for a different crowd. :P

    My attempt at a dirty joke has failed. Guess I'll go eat worms.
  • Jamie_Lauren
    Jamie_Lauren Posts: 211 Member
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    Or you can try the other NEW FAD AMAZING DIET where you simply eat healthy and move your *kitten* off the couch....IT'S THAT SIMPLE :drinker:

    Worms laying larvae in my colon? No thanks I'll pass....
  • kimmysueneal
    kimmysueneal Posts: 83 Member
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    The dew worm in Latin Lumbricina. When entering the stomach cavity because of the high acidic levels will eject it's larvae in a slime substance that will protect them from the acid bath. As the parent disintegrates, the larvae pass into the colon where they embed themselves into the colon lining and remain there eating all nutrients that the person ingests. The person (host) not realizing it, are infesting themselves with alien creatures to the human body which is actually causing the person to starve to death eventually. After daeth, the host will decompose at a rapid rate seeing that the Lumbricina have taken up residence within and will not require entrance from the exterior.

    Enjoy your Lumbricina Lasagna
    :noway:



    This is just horrifying!
  • realme56
    realme56 Posts: 1,093 Member
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    Does she eat them whole or does she masticate them?

    :noway:

    Oh wait.... you said MASTICATE.

    :) Sorry. I should save the fancy words for a different crowd. :P

    My attempt at a dirty joke has failed. Guess I'll go eat worms.

    I thought it was very witty!
  • DarkHours
    DarkHours Posts: 12 Member
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    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.

    447-oh-u-mad.jpg
  • babyblooz
    babyblooz Posts: 220 Member
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    Wow, you sure told us! It's good that you're here to point out the obvious and keep us all in line. :ohwell:
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
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    Only if I can swallow a dozen deep fried crappie fillets afterwards!
  • Rachelle1016
    Rachelle1016 Posts: 61
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    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.

    Unfortunately I don't believe thinking IS all the rage. So few people actually do it now.
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
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    My god.
    You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.

    Please remember:
    Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.

    Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
    No profit margin.

    Try thinking. It's all the rage.

    This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.

    Seriously dude. The troll got trolled. or did you miss it?

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