dew worm diet?
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My god.
You folks wouldn't know a troll if it hit you in the head with its fist.
Please remember:
Just because it's on the pretty glowy box, DOESN'T mean it's true.
Even Dr Oz, quack extraordinare, wouldn't endorse a potentially dangerous parasite for health purposes.
No profit margin.
Try thinking. It's all the rage.
This has been a public service reminder from someone who has some damn sense.
Watch out, we got a badass over here.0 -
where is eccentric dad or whatever the **** his name was? this is such nonsense i wanna hear his two cents.:indifferent:0
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What the eff? Is this a joke?0
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So this is why I was skinny as a child.. **light bulb**0
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Well, that sure did it for me. :sick:0 -
What the eff? Is this a joke?
Or as others say, "trolling."0 -
Has anyone else tried the dew worm diet? My co-worker friend has been eating three raw dew worms with each meal and has lost 75 pounds in just 3 weeks! I like the concept because it's additive, not restrictive - you can still eat whatever you want and the weight will come off. She came up with the idea herself and is supposed to guest on the Dr. Oz show in January. I think I will try it! Who's with me?!
Giggle!!0 -
The dew worm in Latin Lumbricina. When entering the stomach cavity because of the high acidic levels will eject it's larvae in a slime substance that will protect them from the acid bath. As the parent disintegrates, the larvae pass into the colon where they embed themselves into the colon lining and remain there eating all nutrients that the person ingests. The person (host) not realizing it, are infesting themselves with alien creatures to the human body which is actually causing the person to starve to death eventually. After daeth, the host will decompose at a rapid rate seeing that the Lumbricina have taken up residence within and will not require entrance from the exterior.
Enjoy your Lumbricina Lasagna
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haven't you digested all the nutrients your going to digest by the time food hits the colon? lol0 -
wow! Are you sure she/he didnt do anything else? Well Im not grossed out but still is it safe?0
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WTF is a dew worm? Is that like the worm at the bottom of a Mountain Dew bottle?
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I was wondering the same thing. . . like did the Yellow #6 finally morph into a living creature?0 -
The dew worm in Latin Lumbricina. When entering the stomach cavity because of the high acidic levels will eject it's larvae in a slime substance that will protect them from the acid bath. As the parent disintegrates, the larvae pass into the colon where they embed themselves into the colon lining and remain there eating all nutrients that the person ingests. The person (host) not realizing it, are infesting themselves with alien creatures to the human body which is actually causing the person to starve to death eventually. After daeth, the host will decompose at a rapid rate seeing that the Lumbricina have taken up residence within and will not require entrance from the exterior.
Enjoy your Lumbricina Lasagna
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haven't you digested all the nutrients your going to digest by the time food hits the colon? lol
Good enough for me! Got my kit from tasteofasia.com!0 -
I love Noel Fielding!! Mighty Boosh!!!0 -
lol, thankfully a quick google search of 'dew worm diet' only leads to sites telling you what to feed your dew worms0
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wow! Are you sure she/he didnt do anything else? Well Im not grossed out but still is it safe?
I see you are new here. Please do not eat any kind of worms. This is a satirical post. Please just eat healthy foods, in healthy amounts (under TDEE and over BMR) and exercise - no fad diets work in the long-term. This post is in the Chit-Chat, Fun and Games forum - take everything you read in here with a grain of salt. BUT NOT REALLY - to be clear: don't eat salted dew worms.
And for the non-Canadians who don't know what dew worms are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dew-worm0
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