50 Year Old Couples? Protection?

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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Just pull out. Its been effective for me for the past 15 years. You just need to know when to pull the plug. No kids.....errrrr let me check.....yup no kids.

    Something I've been meaning to tell you Chuckie. Have a seat.

    You remember that night? Well.. this is hard to say.. just look at his eyes..

    HAHAHAHAHAHA the men of MFP are so on fire today. I have so much love for yall today. SO MUCH. Im adopting you all and lining you up on my couch for some football and beer. GET IN MY HOUSE!

    In!

    Will I be needing condoms is my only question...
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Sex after fifty is fine. Food after midnight however...

    WHEN IS IT BEFORE MIDNIGHT????!!!!!

    No one will ever tell me. :sad:
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    I hope she does her keggle exercises!
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Just pull out. Its been effective for me for the past 15 years. You just need to know when to pull the plug. No kids.....errrrr let me check.....yup no kids.

    Something I've been meaning to tell you Chuckie. Have a seat.

    You remember that night? Well.. this is hard to say.. just look at his eyes..


    hahhaahahahhahahaha WTF?! I am now truly scared lol
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Just pull out. Its been effective for me for the past 15 years. You just need to know when to pull the plug. No kids.....errrrr let me check.....yup no kids.

    Something I've been meaning to tell you Chuckie. Have a seat.

    You remember that night? Well.. this is hard to say.. just look at his eyes..

    HAHAHAHAHAHA the men of MFP are so on fire today. I have so much love for yall today. SO MUCH. Im adopting you all and lining you up on my couch for some football and beer. GET IN MY HOUSE!

    In!

    Will I be needing condoms is my only question...

    LOL WHY - do we LOOK 50?????
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Just pull out. Its been effective for me for the past 15 years. You just need to know when to pull the plug. No kids.....errrrr let me check.....yup no kids.

    Something I've been meaning to tell you Chuckie. Have a seat.

    You remember that night? Well.. this is hard to say.. just look at his eyes..

    HAHAHAHAHAHA the men of MFP are so on fire today. I have so much love for yall today. SO MUCH. Im adopting you all and lining you up on my couch for some football and beer. GET IN MY HOUSE!

    In!

    Will I be needing condoms is my only question...

    Now when we come to your house...... Do Brett and I have to alternate from Front to back door?!
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Fun Fact: The Villages in Florida, which is a retirement community and really a small self contained city, has the highest rate of STD's.

    So in answer to your question yes. Use protection.

    Where do you get that information?

    http://www.topretirements.com/blog/active-adult-communities/facts-fiction-and-the-fast-life-at-the-villages-fl.html/
    http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2011-05-16/health/os-seniors-stds-national-20110516_1_std-cases-syphilis-and-chlamydia-older-adults

    And someone else who posted in this confirmed this.
  • NeverGivesUp
    NeverGivesUp Posts: 960 Member
    You know what they say, better to be safe than sorry. Or you can always get a vasectomy to make sure.
  • LOL there was 69 comments on this when I opened it to read. It's been a long day, but that was funny. I'd say yes. If you even have to question it, I'd say yes.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    :noway:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    :noway:

    No on the condoms, got it.

    The Bareback Avenger strikes again!
  • foxfirekenzie
    foxfirekenzie Posts: 244 Member
    You ding dong heads! They were asking for the sake of baby makin' not STD contractin'! Can we just stick to the topic?

    If you don't want a baby, use some kind of protection. Phew. Seems this would be a no brainer at age 50.

    The end.
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    Go anal, bro.
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    Protection from what, robots?
  • kelseyhere
    kelseyhere Posts: 1,123 Member
    My mom got preganat while she was technically in "menopause" and then miscarried. It was really hard for her to get pregnant that late in life only to lose the baby. Protection could have prevented that.
  • iplayoutside19
    iplayoutside19 Posts: 2,304 Member
    Quick question that hopefully won't be pulled by the monitors.

    If you are around 50 and in a very long term stable relationship, do you use protection?

    I have seen conflicting stats about how late pregnancy can occur.

    Update:
    People are posting about STDs, we have been married almost 25 years. That is not really an issue FOR US. Other people, not so much........

    Dude! You haven't got a "snip, snip" done?
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    :noway:

    No on the condoms, got it.

    The Bareback Avenger strikes again!



    hahahahahahaha
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    :noway: :laugh:
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    Go anal, bro.

    :noway: :laugh:
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Quick question that hopefully won't be pulled by the monitors.

    If you are around 50 and in a very long term stable relationship, do you use protection?

    I have seen conflicting stats about how late pregnancy can occur.

    Update:
    People are posting about STDs, we have been married almost 25 years. That is not really an issue FOR US. Other people, not so much........

    Dude! You haven't got a "snip, snip" done?


    Why cut it snipped with only a year or so left
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Go anal, bro.

    :noway: :laugh:

    No no no
  • 50 is late for menopause, but women can get pregnant during menopause. My aunt and grandmother both did, though both of those pregnancies ended in miscarriage.

    Post-menopause, then it shouldn't be an issue.

    50 is not actually late for menopause - the average American woman hits it in the early 50s. The normal range is 40-60.