Useless facts about yourself

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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    I have been in two car accidents that destroyed the cars but I walked away without a scratch both times. Invincible!

    Thank God you are ok you are saved my God!! rejoice

    Or something random. Random is a little more plausable.
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    I'm naked under these clothes...
  • cuarrech
    cuarrech Posts: 118 Member
    I'm a natural blonde.

    I'm not.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I've never eaten a vegetarian in my life. It just seems wrong.
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    I have never travelled further west than the Mississipi River.

    SAME and I'm planning to move to Montana hahaha

    I was severly humbled when I had my daughter .... especially the day I accidentally *kitten* my pants ............... while wearing a thong
  • cmajeff
    cmajeff Posts: 504 Member
    I am the 1998 Beer Belching Champion at Lucky Linda's (Bar now closed in town). Won an inverted margarita for my efforts.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

    what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God
    No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

    GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    I can touch my face with my foot in almost any position except when I'm standing.
    A few pounds less and I'll probably be able to put my feet behind my head.
    When my cuticles come up I bite them off.

    Yepyep.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

    what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God
    No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

    GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.

    What am I going to do until 5:30, then?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

    what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God
    No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

    GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.

    What she said. ^^^
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

    what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God
    No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

    GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.


    Ohhhhh I can't wait to see where this goes!
  • jrsey86
    jrsey86 Posts: 186 Member
    I keep all of my work-appropriate shoes in my car. I drive to and from work in flip-flops and only change shoes once I get there. :tongue:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I ♥ anal.

    I predict numerous FRs.
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    i worked phone sex for 6mos when i was 20.


    i was really good at it too :)

    There's a guy looking for you in the ABUSED thread. He wants to be humiliated. Couple of extra bucks for Christmas.
  • Kitty7814
    Kitty7814 Posts: 52
    I picked my wedding day when I found out my husband's and my birthday are exactly 100 days apart (wedding date is in the middle).

    Also, my husband and I, his father and step mother, my mother and stepfather and father and step mother all have names that start with the same letter (his mother is currently single). 3 of us even have the same number of letters in our names (spouse to spouse that is).
  • nunep
    nunep Posts: 21
    My three year-old daughter can do the same :tongue:
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    i worked phone sex for 6mos when i was 20.


    i was really good at it too :)

    There's a guy looking for you in the ABUSED thread. He wants to be humiliated. Couple of extra bucks for Christmas.

    Seriously? I could do that. I even have the outfit.

    How many extra bucks are we talkin' about here?
  • amber1533
    amber1533 Posts: 117 Member
    I have huge tonsils. They are so big that when I went to see a nose/throat specialist he was so amazed he called two other Dr.'s in to check them out. I've never had them removed and my son also has large tonsils.
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

    what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God
    No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

    GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.

    What she said. ^^^


    Y'all are arguing with someone that says "in the presents of..."

    Honestly? Do you guys need a rubik's cube or something?
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    When I was young I used to be very sensitive to the smell of rubbing alcohol, it would make me pass out. I got out of a lot of science classes at school. Although rubbing alcohol doesn't affect me like that any more, I am still like the canary in the coal mine, I'm the first to smell anything weird like chemicals, and when they were doing the roof at work I had to go home ill several days because the smell was making me nauseous.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I hate underwear
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    I know every single line and lyric in the musical RENT.
    I could easily put on a one-woman show.
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    i worked phone sex for 6mos when i was 20.


    i was really good at it too :)

    There's a guy looking for you in the ABUSED thread. He wants to be humiliated. Couple of extra bucks for Christmas.

    abuse and humiliation was actually my specialty, i'll go check that out :)
  • lucypaige_
    lucypaige_ Posts: 87
    I hate snow.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

    what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God
    No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

    GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.

    What she said. ^^^


    Y'all are arguing with someone that says "in the presents of..."

    Honestly? Do you guys need a rubik's cube or something?

    Just don't want to see the thread get locked. I could care less about the poster or the argument.
  • ynotcycle
    ynotcycle Posts: 121 Member
    While playing on a dart league years ago I was so good I could often embed one dart into the end of another dart. This usually happened on the bulls.
    I can still kick nearly anyone's *kitten* at darts, even with their own darts. I don't remember the last time I lost a game actually.

    /shrugs, you did say useless.
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    <<<<3 testicles. Seriously.
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    I have never had bacon and don't plan on having it in my lifetime

    That's not a useless fact, that's a sin.

    Amen Sister.
  • EQV73
    EQV73 Posts: 41
    I ♥ anal.

    I predict numerous FRs.

    I thought the exact same thing!
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Just don't want to see the thread get locked. I could care less about the poster or the argument.

    But .. isn't that the game?

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