Useless facts about yourself

sullus

I have been in two car accidents that destroyed the cars but I walked away without a scratch both times. Invincible!

Thank God you are ok you are saved my God!! rejoice

Or something random. Random is a little more plausable.

DBiddle69

I'm naked under these clothes...

cuarrech

I'm a natural blonde.

I'm not.

iAMsmiling

I've never eaten a vegetarian in my life. It just seems wrong.

BeingAwesome247

I have never travelled further west than the Mississipi River.

SAME and I'm planning to move to Montana hahaha

I was severly humbled when I had my daughter .... especially the day I accidentally *kitten* my pants ............... while wearing a thong

cmajeff

I am the 1998 Beer Belching Champion at Lucky Linda's (Bar now closed in town). Won an inverted margarita for my efforts.

pastryari

sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God

No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.

sissiluv

I can touch my face with my foot in almost any position except when I'm standing.
A few pounds less and I'll probably be able to put my feet behind my head.
When my cuticles come up I bite them off.

Yepyep.

sullus

sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God

No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.

What am I going to do until 5:30, then?

UsedToBeHusky

sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God

No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.

What she said. ^^^

Midnight_Sunshine

sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God

No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.

Ohhhhh I can't wait to see where this goes!

jrsey86

I keep all of my work-appropriate shoes in my car. I drive to and from work in flip-flops and only change shoes once I get there.

iAMsmiling

I ♥ anal.

I predict numerous FRs.

Keto_T

i worked phone sex for 6mos when i was 20.


i was really good at it too

There's a guy looking for you in the ABUSED thread. He wants to be humiliated. Couple of extra bucks for Christmas.

Kitty7814

I picked my wedding day when I found out my husband's and my birthday are exactly 100 days apart (wedding date is in the middle).

Also, my husband and I, his father and step mother, my mother and stepfather and father and step mother all have names that start with the same letter (his mother is currently single). 3 of us even have the same number of letters in our names (spouse to spouse that is).

nunep

My three year-old daughter can do the same

Midnight_Sunshine

i worked phone sex for 6mos when i was 20.


i was really good at it too

There's a guy looking for you in the ABUSED thread. He wants to be humiliated. Couple of extra bucks for Christmas.

Seriously? I could do that. I even have the outfit.

How many extra bucks are we talkin' about here?

amber1533

I have huge tonsils. They are so big that when I went to see a nose/throat specialist he was so amazed he called two other Dr.'s in to check them out. I've never had them removed and my son also has large tonsils.

corn63

sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God

No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.

What she said. ^^^

Y'all are arguing with someone that says "in the presents of..."

Honestly? Do you guys need a rubik's cube or something?

deksgrl

When I was young I used to be very sensitive to the smell of rubbing alcohol, it would make me pass out. I got out of a lot of science classes at school. Although rubbing alcohol doesn't affect me like that any more, I am still like the canary in the coal mine, I'm the first to smell anything weird like chemicals, and when they were doing the roof at work I had to go home ill several days because the smell was making me nauseous.

Yanicka1

I hate underwear

kaylaandthestarcatcher

I know every single line and lyric in the musical RENT.
I could easily put on a one-woman show.

clydethecat

i worked phone sex for 6mos when i was 20.


i was really good at it too

There's a guy looking for you in the ABUSED thread. He wants to be humiliated. Couple of extra bucks for Christmas.

abuse and humiliation was actually my specialty, i'll go check that out

lucypaige_

I hate snow.

UsedToBeHusky

sure it is. I want to be in the best shape of my life when I die, so when I meet god, I can punch him in the face and tell him what an *kitten* he is.

what!!! not cool It will be an honor to be in the presents of our God!!! Sorry you feel like that about God

No need to be sorry. I cant do it anyway. I mean, really, how can you punch pure mathematics in the face?

GTFO with your religious stuff. Don't get the thread locked over differing opinions.

What she said. ^^^

Y'all are arguing with someone that says "in the presents of..."

Honestly? Do you guys need a rubik's cube or something?

Just don't want to see the thread get locked. I could care less about the poster or the argument.

ynotcycle

While playing on a dart league years ago I was so good I could often embed one dart into the end of another dart. This usually happened on the bulls.
I can still kick nearly anyone's *kitten* at darts, even with their own darts. I don't remember the last time I lost a game actually.

/shrugs, you did say useless.

rob1976

<<<<3 testicles. Seriously.

edge_dragoncaller

I have never had bacon and don't plan on having it in my lifetime

That's not a useless fact, that's a sin.

Amen Sister.

EQV73

I ♥ anal.

I predict numerous FRs.

I thought the exact same thing!

sullus

Just don't want to see the thread get locked. I could care less about the poster or the argument.

But .. isn't that the game?