I just don't know what to do about this...

bynsky
bynsky Posts: 15,837 Member
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I came home after working both jobs like I normally do on a Wednesday night. My hubby met me outside as he always does, and helped me carry in the purchases I'd made. We get inside and I hear the television on downstairs, and he says something along the lines of "crap, it must have unpaused". I assume he's been watching one of the many new movies we got over the holidays, or one of the hundreds of shows on our DVR that we never seem to find time to watch. We chat for a bit about how the rugrats behaved that night, and put away the groceries. He goes downstairs ahead of me, and immediately goes back to watch the tv. I get downstairs, and glance in to see what he's watching. He says something, but the horror of what I was seeing on the screen prevented the comment from registering in my head. He's a guy, I know he's a guy. Guys will do what guys will do. I know he does this, but after almost 14 years together I assumed that this would someday stop. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing!!!!




I turned to go to the other room while shaking my head, and let him continue watching Pretty Woman... and told him I was confiscating his man card.
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  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    I just hope the boys were asleep and didn't have to witness that.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    lol
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  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Meh, I've *kitten* to worse...
  • Venomous_Duck
    Venomous_Duck Posts: 32
    what is "pretty woman"

    I was busy chopping firewood and hunting....

    you know, man things to do
  • deb3129
    deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
    That is apalling....
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    You need to get him some porn, ASAP.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    You need to get him some porn, ASAP.

    Pretty much this...
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    Ugh... mine likes "A Walk to Remember"

    I punched him in the vagina.
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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    You need to get him some porn, ASAP.

    Pretty much this...

    definately...the rougher the better too.
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  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    Ugh... mine likes "A Walk to Remember"

    I punched him in the vagina.

    did it help?

    Yes! Or he just stopped telling me what movies he likes. I will tease until they are fixed and meet my standards.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Um. Was this the Director's Cut or The TV version?




    I'm sorry, had to ask.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    Well the plotline does involve hookers...
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    I'm sorry you had to witness that. And I feel your pain. I once discovered that my husband had bought "The Notebook", and I slipped it into the "resale box" first chance I got.
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  • LitaRose77
    LitaRose77 Posts: 124 Member
    Mine likes Little Women, if that helps.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Awesome post, OP. :laugh:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Well the plotline does involve hookers...
    yes, give credit where it's due \m/
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    Just once I'd like to see Pretty Woman instead of all the "reality" shows hubby watches...American Pickers, the fishing show in Alaska, gold rush show in Alaska, flipping cars, car auctions, storage wars, towing wars, ad nauseum....
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
    Um. Was this the Director's Cut or The TV version?




    I'm sorry, had to ask.

    I'm a woman and I didn't know they had a director's cut for this lol
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    I came home after working both jobs like I normally do on a Wednesday night. My hubby met me outside as he always does, and helped me carry in the purchases I'd made. We get inside and I hear the television on downstairs, and he says something along the lines of "crap, it must have unpaused". I assume he's been watching one of the many new movies we got over the holidays, or one of the hundreds of shows on our DVR that we never seem to find time to watch. We chat for a bit about how the rugrats behaved that night, and put away the groceries. He goes downstairs ahead of me, and immediately goes back to watch the tv. I get downstairs, and glance in to see what he's watching. He says something, but the horror of what I was seeing on the screen prevented the comment from registering in my head. He's a guy, I know he's a guy. Guys will do what guys will do. I know he does this, but after almost 14 years together I assumed that this would someday stop. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing!!!!




    I turned to go to the other room while shaking my head, and let him continue watching Pretty Woman... and told him I was confiscating his man card.

    I'm sorry you had to witness that from your husband.....sometimes we never know people as well as we think. Maybe you should get him some help ;)
  • dorothytd
    dorothytd Posts: 1,138 Member
    LOL!!! Mine likes Broadway musicals. But since he still watches Showtime after 10pm and all the HBO sex "documentaries," I let him keep his man card.

    AND, he mocks me for watching Pretty Woman every time it comes on, but he sits there and watches, too. I chalk it up to his love for Julia Roberts...
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Ugh... mine likes "A Walk to Remember"

    I punched him in the vagina.

    :laugh: :laugh:

    My ex-boyfriend admits to liking The Time Traveler's Wife.

    I was like "WHA?"
  • barbaramitchell101
    barbaramitchell101 Posts: 360 Member
    SO whats wrong with him watching Pretty Woman?...it's a good movie....
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
    Ugh... mine likes "A Walk to Remember"

    I punched him in the vagina.


    :laugh:
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    Ewwww. Pretty woman?

    When you take away his man card tell him to put on something pretty and make you a sammich
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