I just don't know what to do about this...

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bynsky
bynsky Posts: 15,837 Member
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I came home after working both jobs like I normally do on a Wednesday night. My hubby met me outside as he always does, and helped me carry in the purchases I'd made. We get inside and I hear the television on downstairs, and he says something along the lines of "crap, it must have unpaused". I assume he's been watching one of the many new movies we got over the holidays, or one of the hundreds of shows on our DVR that we never seem to find time to watch. We chat for a bit about how the rugrats behaved that night, and put away the groceries. He goes downstairs ahead of me, and immediately goes back to watch the tv. I get downstairs, and glance in to see what he's watching. He says something, but the horror of what I was seeing on the screen prevented the comment from registering in my head. He's a guy, I know he's a guy. Guys will do what guys will do. I know he does this, but after almost 14 years together I assumed that this would someday stop. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing!!!!




I turned to go to the other room while shaking my head, and let him continue watching Pretty Woman... and told him I was confiscating his man card.
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  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
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    I just hope the boys were asleep and didn't have to witness that.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    lol
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    Meh, I've *kitten* to worse...
  • Venomous_Duck
    Venomous_Duck Posts: 32
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    what is "pretty woman"

    I was busy chopping firewood and hunting....

    you know, man things to do
  • deb3129
    deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
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    That is apalling....
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
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    You need to get him some porn, ASAP.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    You need to get him some porn, ASAP.

    Pretty much this...
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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    Ugh... mine likes "A Walk to Remember"

    I punched him in the vagina.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    You need to get him some porn, ASAP.

    Pretty much this...

    definately...the rougher the better too.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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    Ugh... mine likes "A Walk to Remember"

    I punched him in the vagina.

    did it help?

    Yes! Or he just stopped telling me what movies he likes. I will tease until they are fixed and meet my standards.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    Um. Was this the Director's Cut or The TV version?




    I'm sorry, had to ask.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
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    Well the plotline does involve hookers...
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
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    I'm sorry you had to witness that. And I feel your pain. I once discovered that my husband had bought "The Notebook", and I slipped it into the "resale box" first chance I got.
  • LitaRose77
    LitaRose77 Posts: 124 Member
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    Mine likes Little Women, if that helps.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    Awesome post, OP. :laugh:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    Well the plotline does involve hookers...
    yes, give credit where it's due \m/

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