son won't work out or drink enough water

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Get him raspberry ketones and shakeweights.

    never shakeweight a baby!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Put a little meth in his bottle....

    Line, crossed.

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    I can't see the picture at work, but I can assure you, I was kidding.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Cut him back to 300 calories a day and increase his cardio. Also, cut back on the breast milk...that stuff is full of fat!

    I would agree with this.

    Also have you seen The Dog Whisperer and what he has dogs do on the treadmill.

    1) Get the baby a collar
    2) Attatch a leash to it
    3) Tie it to the treadmill
    4) Increase speed to a fast crawl.
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Does that baby even lift??
    He's a wimp. He can plank and that's about it.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I can't give proper effective advice without seeing cute, adorable pics of said fat baby!
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    OMG! HE'S HOOOOOOOGE!

    Lypo may be in order!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    He needs to stop being such a baby, seriously. He needs some baby fitspiration:

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    and get him one of these:
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  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Great post. Compelling and rich.
  • bethvandenberg
    bethvandenberg Posts: 1,496 Member
    I can see your concern. I too am convinced that he's destined to be fat/obese. He's just gaining....You've got to help him.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    How about having him do strength training with 3-lb weights? He'll be lifting his own body weight in no time! :wink:
  • rgohm
    rgohm Posts: 294 Member
    He looks soft. He needs to be building some muscle.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    judging from the pics, he doesn't need to loose too much, just tone. i assume he's read NROL4B?
  • Fat2Fit145
    Fat2Fit145 Posts: 385 Member
    This HAS to be JOKE....... 6 WEEKS OLD??.....he's a BABYYY..... Babies are chubby.....

    Get concerned maybe when he's 4 and fat.... not at 6 WEEKS.... come on....

    THIS POST HAS TO BE A JOKE....If not, you need to deal with your OWN FAT ISSUES...REALLY!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Here are a few suggestions.

    -Up his calories. Eat more to weigh less.

    -Body recomp. Give him a small weight (can of soup?) and teach him how to curl.

    - Get him a personal trainer. Sounds like he needs a serious intervention
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Does that baby even lift??
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  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member


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    Absolutely adorable. I think you should start your little one out with only diet drinks. They have the new one by pepsi that burns the fat even!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    This HAS to be JOKE....... 6 WEEKS OLD??.....he's a BABYYY..... Babies are chubby.....

    Get concerned maybe when he's 4 and fat.... not at 6 WEEKS.... come on....

    THIS POST HAS TO BE A JOKE....If not, you need to deal with your OWN FAT ISSUES...REALLY!

    this is exactly the mentality that leads to fat children. look it's never too early to start training.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Does that baby even lift??

    This baby needs to start bulking, nao! Give him your snickers Brett!
  • kaylalryan
    kaylalryan Posts: 136 Member
    I can't give proper effective advice without seeing cute, adorable pics of said fat baby!
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    I don't think there's any hope for this little fatty.... get used to creme puffs and video games. He's always gonna be a chunker!
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    You can lead a horse to water.......
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    This HAS to be JOKE....... 6 WEEKS OLD??.....he's a BABYYY..... Babies are chubby.....

    Get concerned maybe when he's 4 and fat.... not at 6 WEEKS.... come on....

    THIS POST HAS TO BE A JOKE....If not, you need to deal with your OWN FAT ISSUES...REALLY!

    Sounds completely normal to me.

    Just a concerned parent looking after the welfare of her child.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Go get a tiger (don't get one from Mike Tyson, that one is a wuss) and unleash it on your kid. Trust me, he WILL run!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    This HAS to be JOKE....... 6 WEEKS OLD??.....he's a BABYYY..... Babies are chubby.....

    Get concerned maybe when he's 4 and fat.... not at 6 WEEKS.... come on....

    THIS POST HAS TO BE A JOKE....If not, you need to deal with your OWN FAT ISSUES...REALLY!

    this is exactly the mentality that leads to fat children. look it's never too early to start training.

    Exactly, Taso. We're on the same page with this.

    There's an obseity epidemic on, people. No time to be on the sidelines.
  • Fat2Fit145
    Fat2Fit145 Posts: 385 Member
    This HAS to be JOKE....... 6 WEEKS OLD??.....he's a BABYYY..... Babies are chubby.....

    Get concerned maybe when he's 4 and fat.... not at 6 WEEKS.... come on....

    THIS POST HAS TO BE A JOKE....If not, you need to deal with your OWN FAT ISSUES...REALLY!

    this is exactly the mentality that leads to fat children. look it's never too early to start training.


    HAHA.....whatever..... but if this is serious, the poster sounds extemely paranoid because of their own fat issues... unless i see pics of the 6 WEEK OLD BABY... thats my take..... cuz how much weight can a 6 WEEK OLD BABY gain... unless the PARENTSSSS are OVERFEEDING him.....
  • meeka472
    meeka472 Posts: 283 Member
    This HAS to be JOKE....... 6 WEEKS OLD??.....he's a BABYYY..... Babies are chubby.....

    Get concerned maybe when he's 4 and fat.... not at 6 WEEKS.... come on....

    THIS POST HAS TO BE A JOKE....If not, you need to deal with your OWN FAT ISSUES...REALLY!

    Hey, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I'm glad this parent identified the problem early so that there is a chance this kid could be saved from a life of being a fatty. Looking at the pictures of that poor child, something needs to be done soon or the poor thing will be doomed to a life of obesity.

    This baby needs bootcamp and an intervention!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    This HAS to be JOKE....... 6 WEEKS OLD??.....he's a BABYYY..... Babies are chubby.....

    Get concerned maybe when he's 4 and fat.... not at 6 WEEKS.... come on....

    THIS POST HAS TO BE A JOKE....If not, you need to deal with your OWN FAT ISSUES...REALLY!

    this is exactly the mentality that leads to fat children. look it's never too early to start training.


    HAHA.....whatever..... but if this is serious, the poster sounds extemely paranoid because of their own fat issues... unless i see pics of the 6 WEEK OLD BABY... thats my take..... cuz how much weight can a 6 WEEK OLD BABY gain... unless the PARENTSSSS are OVERFEEDING him.....

    A six week old baby can gain upwards of 175x its weight before it is an adult. That is a serious danger!
  • Fat2Fit145
    Fat2Fit145 Posts: 385 Member
    This HAS to be JOKE....... 6 WEEKS OLD??.....he's a BABYYY..... Babies are chubby.....

    Get concerned maybe when he's 4 and fat.... not at 6 WEEKS.... come on....

    THIS POST HAS TO BE A JOKE....If not, you need to deal with your OWN FAT ISSUES...REALLY!

    Hey, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I'm glad this parent identified the problem early so that there is a chance this kid could be saved from a life of being a fatty. Looking at the pictures of that poor child, something needs to be done soon or the poor thing will be doomed to a life of obesity.

    This baby needs bootcamp and an intervention!

    Ok cool... well let me judge form the pics....
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    This HAS to be JOKE....... 6 WEEKS OLD??.....he's a BABYYY..... Babies are chubby.....

    Get concerned maybe when he's 4 and fat.... not at 6 WEEKS.... come on....

    THIS POST HAS TO BE A JOKE....If not, you need to deal with your OWN FAT ISSUES...REALLY!

    this is exactly the mentality that leads to fat children. look it's never too early to start training.


    HAHA.....whatever..... but if this is serious, the poster sounds extemely paranoid because of their own fat issues... unless i see pics of the 6 WEEK OLD BABY... thats my take..... cuz how much weight can a 6 WEEK OLD BABY gain... unless the PARENTSSSS are OVERFEEDING him.....
    I already posted pics of him and I don't know if we are overfeeding him because I can't weigh the breast milk. How did you do it? Did you stand on a scale and then feed the baby and then weigh yourself again to see how much milk got sucked out? Or do you weigh the baby before feeding and then again after, and calculate it that way? Also, it's not in the MFP database so my son's food diary is just all blank so far..

    Weight loss is so tough. :(
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    This HAS to be JOKE....... 6 WEEKS OLD??.....he's a BABYYY..... Babies are chubby.....

    Get concerned maybe when he's 4 and fat.... not at 6 WEEKS.... come on....

    THIS POST HAS TO BE A JOKE....If not, you need to deal with your OWN FAT ISSUES...REALLY!

    this is exactly the mentality that leads to fat children. look it's never too early to start training.


    HAHA.....whatever..... but if this is serious, the poster sounds extemely paranoid because of their own fat issues... unless i see pics of the 6 WEEK OLD BABY... thats my take..... cuz how much weight can a 6 WEEK OLD BABY gain... unless the PARENTSSSS are OVERFEEDING him.....

    The Farce is weak in this one.
  • MochaMixAZ
    MochaMixAZ Posts: 844 Member
    I'd order him some phen phen from overseas. Mix it in with the formula. Uhm, but then you may also want to add some Benadryl to every other bottle... or invest in a muzzle.

    Maybe wire his jaws? I see your concern... important to act now and act fast.
  • DawnieB1977
    DawnieB1977 Posts: 4,248 Member
    Replace his milk with slimfast milkshakes or smoothies!

    And get him to the gym. This is what mine do:

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    lol. My daughter is pretty strong :smile:

    (don't worry, they weren't doing this at 6 weeks!)

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