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  • pittbullgirl
    pittbullgirl Posts: 341 Member
    Good night my love :-*

    awwwww
  • pittbullgirl
    pittbullgirl Posts: 341 Member
    No working out until then.

    Why does this sound so ominous?? LOL
  • shorty458
    shorty458 Posts: 163 Member
    "Very much so, he wanted to cheer you up"
  • Justjamie0418
    Justjamie0418 Posts: 1,065 Member
    'call me when you get out of the shower.. and dont forget the pictures!'
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    I know....makes me roll my eyes...THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!! LOL
  • froyojr
    froyojr Posts: 60
    "where are you?"
  • _tam_
    _tam_ Posts: 257
    "Whatever floats your boat. Lol. Who's this?"

    In reply to a message received from an unknown number saying "I'm a lesbian"
  • Kestrel45
    Kestrel45 Posts: 133
    "So I'll give you a hint: geology?" to my friend
  • Supastarrnikki
    Supastarrnikki Posts: 248
    "I know your really busy but if you get the chance tonight, call me for a second. I miss hearing your voice"
  • kms1320
    kms1320 Posts: 599 Member
    "I'm passing 127th, I can't see ****, and it's starting to hail"

    sent to my boss as I was trying to beat the tornado home..
  • 122ish
    122ish Posts: 339 Member
    I met him at Starbucks, I earned my money see. Such hard work I had to buy a coffee!
  • KiraBaby20
    KiraBaby20 Posts: 156
    "Holly f*** b****, that dude is super creepy!" Sent to a friend about some guy that kept coming in to my work asking for water
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    I have always wanted to be a mum. I think I would be happy if it's positive.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Superman??? Weeeeeeeeeee!
  • KiraBaby20
    KiraBaby20 Posts: 156
    Superman??? Weeeeeeeeeee!

    Best text ever!
  • Justjamie0418
    Justjamie0418 Posts: 1,065 Member
    I know, I am self sabotaging and I really need to quit.
  • fufi04
    fufi04 Posts: 471 Member
    You don't have to sing all Taylor Swift songs....- to my little cousin (:
  • traceytwink
    traceytwink Posts: 538 Member
    Hi you still on for tonight ????
  • fShaw86
    fShaw86 Posts: 878 Member
    "Haha sucks for you"

    in response to

    "No one compliments old Quasimodo over here :( Girls lie to each other anyway IMO"
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    "Not always! But yeah. Tonight." In reply to my girlfriend saying how sad we are for planning our evening tonight around new potatoes from her Dad's garden for dinner and the new DVD's I bought for us to watch together.
  • wilkyway
    wilkyway Posts: 151
    Translated from german (To ne boyfriend about this evening and his running schedule) ''I'll just come later then''.

    Wow.





    Boring :-D
  • HunterKiller_wechange2
    HunterKiller_wechange2 Posts: 332 Member
    .
  • Troy_Boy1969
    Troy_Boy1969 Posts: 27
    Half- in response to how much I'm willing to pay my ex for something.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    Have to give you whole conversation to keep it in some sort of context...

    Friend "I just realized I ran out of time to come and tickle your *kitten* before I go to Europe so I'll come and let you feel my steel in august before I head up north"

    Yours truly "Damn...I was all lubed up ready to go. Have a great trip"

    Friend "I'll bring you a souvenir *kitten* to remember me by.;-)"

    Yours truly "Its cool, they already sell matchsticks in Australia. :P"
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
    did you remove the horse poo?!
  • jjay23
    jjay23 Posts: 160 Member
    richard if you keep rolling the duvet into a ball and hugging it while laughing in your sleep, no more sleepovers! xx
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
    Hi you still on for tonight ????

    haha sounds like ... fun :)
  • kindasortachewy
    kindasortachewy Posts: 1,084 Member
    "If you can call it that ;)"
  • kelsierose094
    kelsierose094 Posts: 232 Member
    "CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP" (give or take one or two :p )

    sent to my friend haha
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    Ok figured that.

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