Last Text You Sent

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Molly_Maguire
Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
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What was the last text you sent, and who was it to? I'll go first.

To my husband: "BACON IS NOT OPTIONAL"
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    Ok, sweet! I'll head home in about a half hour then. Yay!!!
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    "So perdy...."

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