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Last Text You Sent
Molly_Maguire
Posts: 1,103 Member
What was the last text you sent, and who was it to? I'll go first.
To my husband: "BACON IS NOT OPTIONAL"
To my husband: "BACON IS NOT OPTIONAL"
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To a friend:
"My boss is a f
g moron sometimes."0 -
"It barely works."
to my daughter0 -
"If you asked nice, I could be persuaded to grope you.
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to my wife..."what was that stuff you told me to pick up at the store?"0
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"Running shop is open 9-5". To my dad.0
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"I've got the boogs" sent to my daughter0
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"Jirrrr! Deal for tomorrow: Dinner around 6:30/7 - shoot me a text when you get here & I'll run you over the hotel key - you can have sex with Jerrrrrr and come meet us- We can rub our clam tats together and scream CAPT PLANET. FYI there's gonna be like 20 of us so be extra creepy - I like about 3 of em. CAN'T WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"0
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"what's wrong" to my boy toy.0
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To my husband:
I need one just to stay warm... It's freezing in the office.0 -
"just got out of the dullest shift EVER!!!, I think my brain died!!"0
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"....i'm guessing you just started?" - sent to my daughter0
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To Rhonda, who is on her way to see me:
Ok, sweet! I'll head home in about a half hour then. Yay!!!0 -
To my boyfriend. It was a pic that said, "Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog."0
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"So perdy...."
To a girl friend.0 -
" Mothfu#@er" to my friend0
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"Rebecca just saw her gift from Santa in my car. If she asks, Santa dropped it off at my work."0
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Shave me this weekend0
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If I hadn't *just* sent a text it would have been: "YES HOT DOG"
butttttttt since I did, it happens to be: "Hey, your dad is back today. Hotels. This is your reminder."0 -
"I love bacon"- to my son0
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Are u home yet? -- to parents leaving after Xmas and driving in potential storm0
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"Roll on Easter"......0
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To my roommate; "sweet. Look what you've done ha ha."0
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Which do you think he'll want more, the referral to a lawyer or soap on a rope? You know you think I am hilarious!!!0
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"STALKER"0
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Here.0
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Convincing my buddy to hit a strip club, "How is it any different than going to a nude beach?"0
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"I have unusually tiny nipples"0
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"let's not light each others hair on fire" to my mom0
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"I have unusually tiny nipples"
You kinda do.0 -
For New Years Eve?0
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