Last Text You Sent

Molly_Maguire

What was the last text you sent, and who was it to? I'll go first.

To my husband: "BACON IS NOT OPTIONAL"

Serendipityunt

To a friend:
"My boss is a f

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g moron sometimes."

creech6317

"It barely works."

to my daughter

penrbrown

"If you asked nice, I could be persuaded to grope you. "

cwolfman13

to my wife..."what was that stuff you told me to pick up at the store?"

meerkat70

"Running shop is open 9-5". To my dad.

_KATzMeow

"I've got the boogs" sent to my daughter

_skittybang

"Jirrrr! Deal for tomorrow: Dinner around 6:30/7 - shoot me a text when you get here & I'll run you over the hotel key - you can have sex with Jerrrrrr and come meet us- We can rub our clam tats together and scream CAPT PLANET. FYI there's gonna be like 20 of us so be extra creepy - I like about 3 of em. CAN'T WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

laural007

"what's wrong" to my boy toy.

k8blujay2

To my husband:

I need one just to stay warm... It's freezing in the office.

toottoots

"just got out of the dullest shift EVER!!!, I think my brain died!!"

treineck

"....i'm guessing you just started?" - sent to my daughter

_SusieQ_

To Rhonda, who is on her way to see me:

Ok, sweet! I'll head home in about a half hour then. Yay!!!

EmilyOfTheSun

To my boyfriend. It was a pic that said, "Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog."

Carlyannabelle

"So perdy...."

To a girl friend.

StrongerThanThor

" Mothfu#@er" to my friend

tomomatic

"Rebecca just saw her gift from Santa in my car. If she asks, Santa dropped it off at my work."

EatClean_WashUrNuts

Shave me this weekend

musiqueange

If I hadn't *just* sent a text it would have been: "YES HOT DOG"

butttttttt since I did, it happens to be: "Hey, your dad is back today. Hotels. This is your reminder."

mussmom

"I love bacon"- to my son

lawtechie

Are u home yet? -- to parents leaving after Xmas and driving in potential storm

LButterfly201

"Roll on Easter"......

MaigreKacie

To my roommate; "sweet. Look what you've done ha ha."

TheirEllie82

Which do you think he'll want more, the referral to a lawyer or soap on a rope? You know you think I am hilarious!!!

DavPul

"STALKER"

Crankstr

Here.

ACepero79

Convincing my buddy to hit a strip club, "How is it any different than going to a nude beach?"

Captain_RG

"I have unusually tiny nipples"

TubbsMcGee

"let's not light each others hair on fire" to my mom

ACepero79

"I have unusually tiny nipples"

You kinda do.

SoViLicious

For New Years Eve?