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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Picture message:
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  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
    To my old personal trainer/friend: "That surgeon in your class kept getting beside me during the workouts. Is he married? lol"

    Haha, that's slightly embarrassing... but he was cute, and an orthopedic surgeon!!
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    To my son: Ermagerd 2001 cinemark January 2!!!!!!!!
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    My boyfriend Eric(Who is flying here right now): Yay, they have my Blue Moon Winter Abbey Ale on tap!! Speaking of tapping;)
  • swarovski75
    swarovski75 Posts: 195 Member
    "you can pay me back in *kitten* grabs and motorboats" -to a friend who borrowed money
  • mommycordillia
    mommycordillia Posts: 259
    'iiiiiits showaaa time! '
  • mrook2009
    mrook2009 Posts: 64 Member
    To my husband... "It's f
    ing snowing AGAIN!:( "

    lol. I don't like snow.
  • Katy_G2013
    Katy_G2013 Posts: 70 Member
    To my husband:

    "Are we working out tonight? It determines whether I eat a snack right now or wait."

    lol
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    "ugh the day that won't end" to my MFP bff
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    "you can pay me back in *kitten* grabs and motorboats" -to a friend who borrowed money
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    can I barrow a hundy =)
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    "Done. I'll bring rubber gloves." to a guy friend, who likes me, and may read way too much into that...rofl
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    To my wife.

    "Baby, please come home. Don't leave me."
  • _KATzMeow
    _KATzMeow Posts: 336 Member
    It was a photo of my Tamale Frittata....sent it to my yahoo!

    what about that one you sent me?? Are you too embarrassed to post it??
  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
    To my wife.

    "Baby, please come home. Don't leave me."

    awkward... :embarassed:
  • krissielynn87
    krissielynn87 Posts: 214 Member
    "frozen yogurt. I have a coupon. haha"
  • eazieske
    eazieske Posts: 212 Member
    hi, what you doing? no anwser!!!
  • ski0721
    ski0721 Posts: 109 Member
    I'll be there at 6:30.

    To the date I have tonight. :wink:
  • christyd4
    christyd4 Posts: 191
    "pffft" to my "friend" who was trying to tell me he wasn't a mess.
  • mightyafrodyte
    mightyafrodyte Posts: 148 Member
    Please don't call before 10. I'm not friendly before 10 am.

    To my friend that needs to pick up my crockpot.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    To my daughter: You better figure out what you are going to eat because we are having tilapia for dinner.


    She hates fish!
  • ericadawn92
    ericadawn92 Posts: 346 Member
    "Have fun at work mon ami!"

    I like to use multiple languages while texting, although autocorrect hates me for it :P
  • WhispDoll
    WhispDoll Posts: 15
    "Most ridiculous party ever. I was in the bathroom peeing and this guy just walks in covered in watermelon, looking totally freaked the *kitten* out, and asked me if I could draw him a map so he could get out of the house. He's going to be my example of why to never do LSA."
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,545 Member
    "Everything is gonna be ok" to my ex <3
  • lundii
    lundii Posts: 151 Member
    To my daughter who is at my sister's house:

    "I pick you up on Sunday, I love you, Kiss, Mom"

    of course I wrote it in German.... ;)

    "Ich hole dich am Sonntag wieder ab, Ich liebe dich, Kuss, Mama"
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    20 min
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,545 Member
    "Jim said he knows I'd be sad if he died. I told him at the very least, I'd be inconvenienced."

    ^ this is the winner I think. It makes ya scratch your head and kinda laugh but not sure if serious or joke or if perhaps you should be sending your condolences.
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:

    That's saying a lot! LOL!
  • Meamo
    Meamo Posts: 89 Member
    over involved parent..."hi.can't I stop by the office and pick it up."
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    It was a photo of my Tamale Frittata....sent it to my yahoo!

    what about that one you sent me?? Are you too embarrassed to post it??

    I would post it...if it was bigger.
    My tamale frittata only serves six!
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