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  • redmohca89
    redmohca89 Posts: 130 Member
    Seriously please leave me alone - to my ex
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    to my brother in law "damn I need to tip u!"
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    Convincing my buddy to hit a strip club, "How is it any different than going to a nude beach?"

    I have to answer that text for your buddy: Because you don't pay beachgoers to give you a lap dance. Haha!:laugh:
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    oh god....ok

    "it'll be a tight fit...but maybe I'll find a way to fit it in......"
  • GeekGirl23
    GeekGirl23 Posts: 517 Member
    To my brother: "I feel so dumb for not recidnizing him... damn he got cute"
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    "Come to my place at 11:30."
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "Jim said he knows I'd be sad if he died. I told him at the very least, I'd be inconvenienced."
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    "Let me know when you're on your way so I can make you a shake." To my husband.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    To a guy...... "Pretty ballsy aren't you lol"
  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    To my hubby : "We need, bananas, milk, eggs, bacon, and baby food" :tongue:
  • MrsPong
    MrsPong Posts: 580 Member
    Husband: "Looks like I'll be working Monday"

    BOO!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    There was no words just a picture, the message was clear.
  • moran1917
    moran1917 Posts: 1,133 Member
    Arrrrg too serious!!! Soooo how's that hot bod of yours???
  • Debbe2
    Debbe2 Posts: 2,071 Member
    To my friend- "Turn on some heat"
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
    To my fiance..."your little brother is over here farting and burping in front of me, its kinda gross. How do you get him to stop?"
    His reply, "LOL, sorry hunny, love you"
  • MochaMixAZ
    MochaMixAZ Posts: 844 Member
    "My F*@&($ fitbit just trash talked me!"
  • StephCoff1969
    StephCoff1969 Posts: 357
    To the hubster: I have a special dinner planned for your b-day, I love you..
  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member
    Oh no.. don't shoot me >.>

    In reply to pew pew! Pew pew pew!
  • LovingLisa2012
    LovingLisa2012 Posts: 775 Member
    we're in Miss. now at a rest stop. only hit 2 storm bands, should be home around 1am
    -sent to my mom-
    we were coming back from Fl. on xmas day
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
    Just now to my husband: "I've got your martini right here, baby! xoxo"
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    "Just in case you wonder"
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    It was a photo of my Tamale Frittata....sent it to my yahoo!
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    female friend

    "night"

    glad you didnt ask for the 3rd from the last text =)
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    To my husband: Good Morning & HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY!!!

    He's away from home and cannot use his cell while working, so he should see it when he gets off. I sent it at 6am not knowing he'd left the hotel for work at 4am.
  • nevareg
    nevareg Posts: 260 Member
    To my best friend: "all I heard was blah blah blah I'm a dirty *kitten*"
  • gauchogirl
    gauchogirl Posts: 467 Member
    To my oldest daughter: "In Indian culture the left side signifies you're married."
  • MochaMixAZ
    MochaMixAZ Posts: 844 Member
    Convincing my buddy to hit a strip club, "How is it any different than going to a nude beach?"

    I have to answer that text for your buddy: Because you don't pay beachgoers to give you a lap dance. Haha!:laugh:

    Well... depends on what beach you go to. :happy:
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
    "I'm working today :(" to my sister, who's in town for the first time since March!..... :(
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    Just now to my husband: "I've got your martini right here, baby! xoxo"

    winner =)
  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
    To my friend:

    Ewww I hate that one the most. So gross!

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