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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    To a friend: I figured he had yours. He needs fresh nudes to *kitten* to.
  • tynishabeezfit
    tynishabeezfit Posts: 154 Member
    To my boss:"Duct tape and a paper clip can do wonders!"
    a customer just broke the toilet.
  • islandbeauty81
    islandbeauty81 Posts: 133 Member
    To my sister:

    ( o )Y( o )
  • abetterluke
    abetterluke Posts: 625 Member
    My boss, my bosses boyfriend, and my wife all recently were giving me crap about biting my nails and gave me a pretty good incentive to stop by January 31st....and I've done very well...so in regards to that and weight loss to my wife...

    "So I'm realizing that the only reason i'm able to not bite my nails is because you've set a reward for me and it's giving me something to work toward. So maybe we can try the same thing for weight loss? Like we each come up with a reward for the other person for every 10 lbs lost."
  • Thegle
    Thegle Posts: 41 Member
    To my husband:

    I'm all turkeyed out. Bring home the bacon!
  • sktllmdrhmzz
    sktllmdrhmzz Posts: 189 Member
    To Jess: Be so frickin' careful. It is super slippery.


    Yep, not funny in the least. I'll have to remember this thread next time I send out a zinger.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    To Jess: Be so frickin' careful. It is super slippery.


    Yep, not funny in the least. I'll have to remember this thread next time I send out a zinger.

    Not funny. But it leaves you wondering... :huh:
  • iluvprettyshoes
    iluvprettyshoes Posts: 605 Member
    To my son: Are you on the road yet?
  • katy84o
    katy84o Posts: 744 Member
    To an MFP- friend

    "I love the oily-ness of real peanut butter, exactly what the pb powder takes out, but i'm going to give it a try in my morning smoothie"
  • oldsoul918
    oldsoul918 Posts: 110 Member
    To my sister:

    "The price of gas starts with a 2 now!!"

    It's $2.99, but I haven't seen a 2 at the beginning of a gas price in I don't know how long! :drinker:
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    To my boss: "now you are just being lazy. If you can't figure it out yourself, I'll show you but no need to call in the calvary"

    ...You mean "cavalry"? :huh:
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    I'm walking towards the field now
  • RockaholicMama
    RockaholicMama Posts: 786 Member
    To a friend: "I would freeze!!"

    Says the girl in Alaska...
  • Abstraktimus
    Abstraktimus Posts: 213 Member
    "I miss you" to my girlfriend ^.^
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    to a friend asking what I was doing this weekend: dunno, the box lol

    ***and no, its not dirty ( I wish) its code for my doing paperwork that Ive neglected and thrown into a catch-all box.
  • sktllmdrhmzz
    sktllmdrhmzz Posts: 189 Member
    To Jess: Be so frickin' careful. It is super slippery.


    Yep, not funny in the least. I'll have to remember this thread next time I send out a zinger.

    Not funny. But it leaves you wondering... :huh:

    I meant the snow...or did I? :huh:
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
    "Oh okay. So should I be at LAX by 8:30?"
  • PonyTailedLoser
    PonyTailedLoser Posts: 315 Member
    "Do you actually like hanging out with me or just sleeping by me?"
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    To my ex: "Are you actually going to take your daughter at all like you promised?"
  • Alliwan
    Alliwan Posts: 1,245 Member
    "ask them if they allow stow-away's!" To my husbands aunt who was going to look for help wanted ads for house keepers in Hawaii so she could go on a tax deductable vacation even if she didnt get the job.
  • hofdog
    hofdog Posts: 269 Member
    " oh hun i wish you were with me" my girl is home sick and sad :(
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    Thank you for tonight, I really enjoyed it xxx
  • katy84o
    katy84o Posts: 744 Member
    To my sister:

    "The price of gas starts with a 2 now!!"

    It's $2.99, but I haven't seen a 2 at the beginning of a gas price in I don't know how long! :drinker:

    Where do you live. I pay $3.99 for diesel. Gasoline is @ $3.49
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    "I will rip out your larynx and feed it to rabid pigeons"
    -To my little brother
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    "I will rip out your larynx and feed it to rabid pigeons"
    -To my little brother

    LOL! A+
  • ReachingNEON
    ReachingNEON Posts: 68 Member
    "lol i mean if u wanna stay on yahoo all your life its not my @$$ im breaking xD" Too some random guy that I had small talk to for a couple of years, and since he doesn't know my name, he keeps calling me "Miss." :)
  • karen_golfs
    karen_golfs Posts: 377 Member
    we're @ condo - sent to son
  • katellanova
    katellanova Posts: 204 Member
    Someone just said that you look like a barn owl.
  • Nauti_Buoy
    Nauti_Buoy Posts: 135
    Merry christmas its 78 in the keys! to my mom
  • lucasriggs
    lucasriggs Posts: 131
    "Ah no, just didn't want my texts to keep you up babe xx"

    God that sounds sappy.

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