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  • Iamkim73
    Iamkim73 Posts: 924 Member
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    "I should never dare you!!!!!"
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
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    get over it, maybe next time you wont yell.

    sent to my teenage daughter
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
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    "If it doesn't smell like a sweaty armpit dipped in the sewer."
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
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    "this is batman". I sent this to my brother after having changed my number with him not knowing, and he asked who i am.

    Brother responds "Ohhh I see. So what are you wearing right now batman? Something really tight I bet."

    Sister responds "It's your sister, sicko!"

    Brother writes back "I know."

    Awkward silence.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
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    "Its ok just sux. :P" Talking to a friend about this 12hour night shift. xP
  • newmein2013
    newmein2013 Posts: 674 Member
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    "Lol, she's funny. I love the faces babies make." To my sister regarding her newborn granddaughter stretching in the pic she had texted to me.
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 762 Member
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    Good night my love :-*
  • 5n0wbal1
    5n0wbal1 Posts: 429 Member
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    "Thank you." To my landlord, who was supposed to get someone in to fix the air conditioner that has been leaking in our bathroom. That was 10 days ago, and no one has come. :P
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    Ha ha.
  • Supastarrnikki
    Supastarrnikki Posts: 248
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    "Right now you dufus!"
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    "Um we broke up for a reason, bro, please lose my #, its been 2 yrs"
  • Tenmidwest
    Tenmidwest Posts: 1,369 Member
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    Come over - to an old "friend"
  • Justjamie0418
    Justjamie0418 Posts: 1,065 Member
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    'yeah, Im hoping'
  • brentbarrie
    brentbarrie Posts: 532 Member
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    No working out until then.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
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    So then you agree I was a bitc*? You little mother fu....just kidding. I was definitely a bit bitc*y. :tongue:
  • maddienortonaus
    maddienortonaus Posts: 43 Member
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    "A week from now I could have my lips around ___" pretty explicit so I'll stop there. I swear my texts aren't normally that explicit.. just going home to visit an ex in a week haha!
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
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    143 to my special lady
  • ohsnapitssummer
    ohsnapitssummer Posts: 581 Member
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    I miss you like crazy. Just saying.
  • laurenz2501
    laurenz2501 Posts: 839 Member
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    "So I'm watching Girl Code on mtv and they're talking about first dates. This one girl says "If you do have sex on the first date, just make sure you say things like "Oh I never do this" so that way he knows you're a liar too LMAO" :laugh:
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
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    "Lawn tractor fixed" to my farm manager.

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