What's the best euphemism you've ever heard?

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  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
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    dip the wick

    hot beef injection was popular when I was younger
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
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    Say hello to the little man in the boat
  • ChapinaGrande
    ChapinaGrande Posts: 289 Member
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    I'm with the posters above who thought this was nonsexual, but I really like mine, so I'm going to share anyway. :)

    For pooping: Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
    For menstruating: Riding the cotton pony.

    OK. May the filth continue. :P
  • jonbobfrog
    jonbobfrog Posts: 294
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    non-sexual, but this was awesome for me: focused.

    I'm OCD about some things and I've always had a hard time NOT obsessing over things. My boyfriend likes to put a positive spin on things, though, and he says I'm not obsessed, I'm FOCUSED.

    I love him. :)
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
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    Dropping some friends off at the pool
    Ride the hershey highway
    Hit the road like a horses d*ck
  • LadyKop
    LadyKop Posts: 19 Member
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    knocking boots
    making the beast with two backs
    horizontal mambo
    tangled sheet tango
    eat at the Y
    playing the skin flute
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
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    Going downstairs to visit the cat

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