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  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    Toasting In A Roll Bread

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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I like his purple gloves

    Well the purple ones are probably safeskin nitrile gloves. I'll bet Dr Oz has a latex sensitivity.

    Can you believe it?? He's smart, gorgeous, non-threateningly foreign, AND sensitive! Swooon....
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
    I like his purple gloves

    Well the purple ones are probably safeskin nitrile gloves. I'll bet Dr Oz has a latex sensitivity.

    Can you believe it?? He's smart, gorgeous, non-threateningly foreign, AND sensitive! Swooon....

    I wonder if he has a play room like Christian Grey...
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Dr. Oz sure loves to talk about poop, and all its different colors. So informative.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Dr. Oz sure loves to talk about poop, and all its different colors. So informative.

    Listen. I love talking about poop. I bet I know more, too, because I bet Dr. Oz has never eaten his own poop.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Whenever I pull on the threads, the troll dances like a marionette. I have my own pinocchio!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Dr. Oz sure loves to talk about poop, and all its different colors. So informative.

    Listen. I love talking about poop. I bet I know more, too, because I bet Dr. Oz has never eaten his own poop.

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  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Toasting In A Roll Bread

    aware

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  • amwoodruff
    amwoodruff Posts: 54 Member
    Dr Oz is a quack, and you shouldn't be listening to him. http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2013/01/can_you_trust_dr_oz_his_medical_advice_often_conflicts_with_the_best_science.html
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Dr Oz is a quack, and you shouldn't be listening to him. http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2013/01/can_you_trust_dr_oz_his_medical_advice_often_conflicts_with_the_best_science.html

    QUACK? Ya right. I've been collecting, measuring and analyzing my own urine in 20 ounce bottles for MONTHS and it has saved my life!

    "Learning to read your urine can save your life - and Dr. Oz is showing you how":
    http://www.doctoroz.com/videos/how-read-your-pee
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    I love reading my urine. It's thrilling and adventure packed. I'm usually on the edge of my seat and can't put it down. I just have to see what happens next.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I love reading my urine. It's thrilling and adventure packed. I'm usually on the edge of my seat and can't put it down. I just have to see what happens next.

    Mine is a taudry romance. I love lighting some candles and snuggling under the covers with my urine and a hitachi magic wand. OOPS TMI LOL 50SHADES!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I love reading my urine. It's thrilling and adventure packed. I'm usually on the edge of my seat and can't put it down. I just have to see what happens next.

    Mine is a taudry romance. I love lighting some candles and snuggling under the covers with my urine and a hitachi magic wand. OOPS TMI LOL 50SHADES!

    Learning all kinds of new things about my friends. Yay for Troll Threads!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Anyone send in their fecal matter to Dr. Oz to examine yet? I heard many people send Dr. Oz their poopsies.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Threads like this help nobody. This is a serious fitness website and this is serious business. Go troll somewhere else

    I agree. I don't usually come to the forums because people are so mean and unsupportive.

    Now excuse me while I go eat breakfast; I don't want to go into starvation mode.

    LMAO!
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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  • Redbird99ky
    Redbird99ky Posts: 305 Member
    Weight loss string is used in cave exercises. You tie a chicken leg the end of string and one person runs dragging the chicken by a string through a cave while the other person chases. If the person chasing catches up and is able to grab the chicken leg, he is allowed to eat it as a reward. Unfortunately most people end up getting lost in the cave and cant find their way back out of the caves and die of starvation.

    These exercises originated the phrase "caveat emptor".

    When the SO of the thread chaser would go looking for them, they would diligently search the caves. If they found their SO, they went home. If they didn't find them, they would post a sign in front of the cave that said Caveat Emptor, which is Latin for "the cave is empty".
    Unfortunately, they weren't always thorough in their searches, and some unsuspecting caveman would fall prey to an unscrupulous realtor who would sell the cave "as is". They would eventually find the bones of the deceased and complain to the board of realtors.

    And THAT, my friends, is how the phrase "caveat emptor" came to mean "let the buyer beware!
  • BriskaPacojame
    BriskaPacojame Posts: 195 Member
    bump to enjoy later cause work is over!

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