Say something romantic to the person above you

XxfitforeverxX
XxfitforeverxX Posts: 144
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Say something poetic/romantic to the person above you.
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  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Love is patient, love is kind and is not jealous;

    love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly;

    it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered,

    does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth;

    bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

    Love never fails...But now faith, hope, love, abide these three; but the greatest of these is love.
  • bakenatj
    bakenatj Posts: 36
    "You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."

    Does that count? :happy:
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    I have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I know people. i don't know how to put this......but I'm kinduva big deal
  • NoxiousNoah
    NoxiousNoah Posts: 107
    @Hirgy- T!ts or GTFO
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    ACoupleOfTomatosInTheGroceryStore-18238.jpg

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  • NoxiousNoah
    NoxiousNoah Posts: 107
    ACoupleOfTomatosInTheGroceryStore-18238.jpg

    :laugh:
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    oops
  • poll09
    poll09 Posts: 549 Member
    u and i are meant to be
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    I have a gun.
    Get in the van.
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
    “You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the *kitten* you worry about, it's how much **** comes out of it.”
  • gr8pillock
    gr8pillock Posts: 374 Member
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    I have a gun.
    Get in the van.


    Oh man!!! marry me!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    oops

    that was said to me....

    and nine months later I had a little girl....

    it didn't feel romantic then...it doesn't now...

    LOL
  • NoxiousNoah
    NoxiousNoah Posts: 107
    And I'd give up forever to touch you
    'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
    You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
    And I don't want to go home right now
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
    I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my *kitten* and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my *kitten* and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection.

    LOL
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    I'd sleep in the wet spot for you.
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    I have a gun.
    Get in the van.

    My kinda guy
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    if i were a squirrel and you were a tree, i'd store my nuts in your hole.
  • NoxiousNoah
    NoxiousNoah Posts: 107
    *Gets on knees* Would you........... *takes out dishwashing soap* do my dishes?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Tulips are Red and Roses are too... Hey can you breath through this cloth?
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    You and me...why not?
  • ChrisR0se
    ChrisR0se Posts: 1,855 Member
    Zombies would find you to be an excellent meal.
  • mikoodles
    mikoodles Posts: 139
    I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my *kitten* and Ellen Degeneres’ queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection.

    Oh. Good. Lord. haha
  • JDAlder
    JDAlder Posts: 153 Member
    If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off? ;)
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
    As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash...
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    Does this rag smell funny to you?
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    you remind me of my pinky toe. cute, widdle.... and imma bang you on my coffee table.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Hey Yoovie Nices shoes...

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